Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 37th Edition
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*refuses to comment anymore on his taste for women* ><
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You don't have to be a shrink to know about sexual perversions.Originally posted by the Bear:you're a nurse, not a shrink
people you meet are usually mangled up and unable to speak because they're doped up and in pain?
Just like you don't have to be a brewer to know about beers. Neither do you have to be a mechanic to know about cars.
If we apply your trend of thought, then Nigella Lawson shouldn't know anything about food cause she wasn't trained in Le Cordon Bleu, which, as we know, is not the case. (I don't think she attended any proper cooking school, just like lots of other famous chefs.)
And no, I wish that all my patients were sedated and quiet but alas, that's not always the case and in my current job, it's never the case.
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They wanted to fine me $150.Originally posted by the Bear:(*$# lah..
their bloody server crashed and they tried to fine everyone whose record went missing because of the bloody crash!
They got a nasty email and phonecall from me.
They 'waived' the fine. -
eh av, i think all photography / arts institutes are expensive la.
anyway i just need to get my butt to the states, get a student VISA and get to work for a few hrs there.
my cousin is a magazine editor waiting for me.
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No, he doesn't pay much taxes....Originally posted by stellazio:is ur hubby earning alot?
if he is, and is paying taxes yearly, suddenly 1 year 0 they will suspect.
for me i handled foreign expats, and most of them is stil done by the form ir8a which goes thru snail mail. thats why i'm nto very sure bout the e-filing.
but i believe there's a box to fill up ur income, if not they won't be able to tax u accordingly.
Last time before my co got linked up, i had to key in the income amount myself. Now that it's linked, there's no more such a field. It's all very simple now.
Anyway I'll ask my SO to check with them. Thanks.
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Hey a few days back I ventured into a porn shop in Hokkaido.
Wow it was quite an experience being in an enclosed space full (like top-to- bottom wall-to-wall ) of white milky photos of nekkid bodies . Felt abit giddy after thatOriginally posted by av98m:*refuses to comment anymore on his taste for women* >< -
actually last time, when peope bothered to check every single discrepancy, its either they're new or they're trying to impress their supervisors..
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Btw is the deadline for filing over?Originally posted by Wanda:Anyway I'll ask my SO to check with them. Thanks.
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apr 15 every year ma, no meh?Originally posted by choco B:Btw is the deadline for filing over? -
Deadline was mid aprilOriginally posted by choco B:Btw is the deadline for filing over? -
npnt?Originally posted by choco B:Hey a few days back I ventured into a porn shop in Hokkaido.
Wow it was quite an experience being in an enclosed space full (like top-to- bottom wall-to-wall ) of white milky photos of nekkid bodies . Felt abit giddy after that -
E-file deadline was 18 Apri....
SO just got his tax returns last night telling him to pay $0. -
actually if u ask for extension, they usually grant till july.
at least for those foreign expats. -
Stella and av - yes I thought so >.<
Oh ic. I was wondering why you were asking about declaring income nowOriginally posted by Wanda:E-file deadline was 18 Apri....
SO just got his tax returns last night telling him to pay $0. -
Need to pay $ for artistic licence kOriginally posted by hisoka:npnt?
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did i read something abt MM among the pages?
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Yesterday, I called up the IRAS folks to explain to them that I'm no longer living and working in Singapore and that I want to settle my final payment for the last fiscal year that I'm taxable here.Originally posted by av98m:They wanted to fine me $150.
They got a nasty email and phonecall from me.
They 'waived' the fine.
A young, obviously inexperienced guy answered the call. I asked a few questions including this :
"Will future penalty rates be incurred for not filing? I wish to inform IRAS that I no longer live and work in Singapore."
"Your penalty rate has been waived."
"I know. It has been waived for this current outstanding payment because I wasn't in town. I'm saying, I wish to inform the IRAS that I will not be filing for any income taxes from now on because I no longer work here and I don't wish to be fined for non-compliance."
"But your penalty rate has been waived!"
I finally asked to speak to someone else because that was like the 4th question I asked and had to repeat and rephrase and speak slower and he still couldn't understand me.
I think the conversation was not in some script that was in his instruction booklet or something and he felt lost.
Luckily his supervisor answered all my questions succintly, didn't misinterpret any question, and the whole conversation ended very quickly.
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great......now i know why i failed applied psychology.Originally posted by Rhonda:Apply Psychology to this issue -
Situation : Man wants to make love to virginal underaged girl, but doesn't
want to be on the wrong side of the law.
Solution : Man looks for ladies who look like virginal underaged girls.
There! Applied Psychology!
If you apply Economics to this issue, you can say man cannot get goods, therefore man makes-do with closest substitute!
Sexual Perverts! Tsk! Tsk!! -
This Saturday, if you're up to itOriginally posted by tare:did i read something abt MM among the pages? -
then u gonna comment on ur skills?!Originally posted by av98m:*refuses to comment anymore on his taste for women* ><
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this sat, no need to bring poison cos i not going this timeOriginally posted by tare:did i read something abt MM among the pages? -
tis sat i have to work in office anw..... i'll just OT till it's time to meet u guys lorOriginally posted by av98m:This Saturday, if you're up to it
anw, i'm oledi in perpertual "high" might as well give it a valid reason -
Originally posted by tare:then u gonna comment on ur skills?!
Deep down inside I sympathise with AV
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better make sure, ur not earning any rental income, dividends etc. its still taxable as long as its local even though you're based overseas. thats how iras catch unsuspecting people who aren't familiar with the local system.Originally posted by Rhonda:Yesterday, I called up the IRAS folks to explain to them that I'm no longer living and working in Singapore and that I want to settle my final payment for the last fiscal year that I'm taxable here.
A young, obviously inexperienced guy answered the call. I asked a few questions including this :
"Will future penalty rates be incurred for not filing? I wish to inform IRAS that I no longer live and work in Singapore."
"Your penalty rate has been waived."
"I know. It has been waived for this current outstanding payment because I wasn't in town. I'm saying, I wish to inform the IRAS that I will not be filing for any income taxes from now on because I no longer work here and I don't wish to be fined for non-compliance."
"But your penalty rate has been waived!"
I finally asked to speak to someone else because that was like the 4th question I asked and had to repeat and rephrase and speak slower and he still couldn't understand me.
I think the conversation was not in some script that was in his instruction booklet or something and he felt lost.
Luckily his supervisor answered all my questions succintly, didn't misinterpret any question, and the whole conversation ended very quickly.