Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 38th Edition
-
I advocate responsible pre-marital sex for my children. -
short hair, neevr tuck out shirt, trimmed nails. all the makings of a innocent good boy!Originally posted by Rhonda:Har?! Where got?! -
Teasing you nia!Originally posted by stellazio:i find you people lack of faith in my morals disturbing.
YOu look steady-pom-pee-pee. LIke can be a business person in future. -
looks are deceiving....Originally posted by stellazio:you never see me before! I look very innocent lohz..
ah lau also "look" very innocent...
-
boring
-
Stella?
HAHAHAOriginally posted by Rhonda:YOu look steady-pom-pee-pee. -
Yeah, our sitella!Originally posted by choco B:Stella?
HAHAHA -
i was just joking too, in fact expecting the bear to reply sth like "morals? what morals.."..Originally posted by Rhonda:Teasing you nia!
YOu look steady-pom-pee-pee. LIke can be a business person in future. -
Orh... Missy a bit kind-hearted, didn't want to push you over the limit!Originally posted by stellazio:i was just joking too, in fact expecting the bear to reply sth like "morals? what morals..".. 
-
Some of the best things in life are worth waiting for.Originally posted by Rhonda:It's akin to, if you can only have Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream once a year (like poor ol' me!!), you'll savour every lick! But if ten pints are sitting in your freezer waiting to be consumed, the relative value of the B&J's plunges steeply. I believe it's called 'Economic Cost'.
You get my drift.
And I'll wait for the true Mrs Coyote to come along to share it with her. -
actually i agree....Originally posted by choco B: I advocate responsible pre-marital sex for my children.
sex is an impt part of marriage... wat if after marriage then realised 2 of u are totally sexually incompatible??!! then how? one party will start glazing at other greener pastures... or both just do it cos they have to reproduce... -
dun be so fussy fudgie, if a Mr. Coyote comes along you should erm........Originally posted by fudgester:Some of the best things in life are worth waiting for.
And I'll wait for the true Mrs Coyote to come along to share it with her. -
Plus your cannot-be-missed, unforgettable A/X belt.Originally posted by stellazio:short hair, neevr tuck out shirt, trimmed nails. all the makings of a innocent good boy! 
-
Originally posted by stellazio:dun be so fussy fudgie, if a Mr. Coyote comes along you should erm........
*me puts on chastity belt* -
a belt is meant to be unbuckled u know.Originally posted by fudgester:
*me puts on chastity belt* -
sitella stop eyeing on fudgy hor!Originally posted by stellazio:a belt is meant to be unbuckled u know. -
Originally posted by stellazio:a belt is meant to be unbuckled u know.
-
then u want me to eye u meh?Originally posted by tare:sitella stop eyeing on fudgy hor! -
Yeah! I think if both parties are unequally yoked in the sexual arena, then one will forever be squirming in his / her pants whilst the other would forever be hiding under the blanket, fearing when he / she will next be pounced on!Originally posted by tare:actually i agree....
sex is an impt part of marriage... wat if after marriage then realised 2 of u are totally sexually incompatible??!! then how? one party will start glazing at other greener pastures... or both just do it cos they have to reproduce...
Better to find out sexual compatibility first sometimes. Otherwise, one partner will end up with badly-chewed nails! -
very good, u just gave me a good reason to tell my mother that i was actually being responsible and planning for the future when i lose it.Originally posted by Rhonda:Yeah! I think if both parties are unequally yoked in the sexual arena, then one will forever be squirming in his / her pants whilst the other would forever be hiding under the blanket, fearing when he / she will next be pounced on!
Better to find out sexual compatibility first sometimes. Otherwise, one partner will end up with badly-chewed nails! -
grrrr.. so much work to do
and ALL of it is pointless -
Erm....must tell mudder when u lose it ah?Originally posted by stellazio:very good, u just gave me a good reason to tell my mother that i was actually being responsible and planning for the future when i lose it. 
Really guai kia. -
Originally posted by stellazio:very good, u just gave me a good reason to tell my mother that i was actually being responsible and planning for the future when i lose it.
OK, it's sitella so I don't feel that I've corrupted you at all!
Anyways, think about it. If you're a horny toad, and you marry a girl who freaks out over the thought of sexual intercourse, and then gets all uptight and outright refuses to have sexual relations with you after marriage, what's going to happen? -
no leh. once in a while for some reason she will ask me this question.Originally posted by Wanda:Erm....must tell mudder when u lose it ah? Really guai kia.
then ask whether i smoke la, take drugs la..
basically she's kpo and like to probe into other ppl affairs.
but when i tell her tha, she'll tell me she's being concerned and caring towards her son. what to do.... -
Originally posted by Wanda:Erm....must tell mudder when u lose it ah? Really guai kia.
If mudder has a heart condition or hypertension, better not tell, k, sitella?