Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 39th Edition

• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:17

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  i should start seducing my boss then.
  
  the filing room seems kinda spacious and empty.

  
  
  Eh... be reminded, hor, that if she doesn't reciprocate, you can get fired, k?
• stellazio

  23 May 07, 10:17

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Hmm... a cougar... I like it!! Cougars are sleek, powerful, swift and sexy!! Gee, eh... thanks?
  
  The Cougar Cult Leader... or the Cult of the Cougar... niiiiice!!

  you should use it as ur nick for that online dating site.
  
• the Bear

  23 May 07, 10:17

  ahem!
  
  Cougar: A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Hmm... a cougar... I like it!! Cougars are sleek, powerful, swift and sexy!! Gee, eh... thanks?
  
  The Cougar Cult Leader... or the Cult of the Cougar... niiiiice!!

• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:18

  Originally posted by elindra:

  But I think if you get a guy with SD of an energizer bunny
  That doesn't matter
  
  The thought of getting a guy 19-25 is GROSS
  ACCCKKKK.
  
  I can never get a younger guy coz I have the feeling of being a cradle robber especially if the guy is younger then my baby brother

  Blardy hell!! They WILL be younger than my brother!!
  
  Nooooo thanks!!!
  
  
• choco B

  23 May 07, 10:18

  Haha
  

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair.
  

• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:19

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  ahem!
  
  Cougar: A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.
  
  
  
  

  Oh wow!! Power!!!
  
  Hmm... what if I am an indiscriminate cougar? What if I look for older men as well? Can I still be a cougar then? Har? Har??
  
  
• stellazio

  23 May 07, 10:20

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  ahem!
  
  Cougar: A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.
  
  
  
  

  oh no, i'm a victim..
• the Bear

  23 May 07, 10:20

  you cannot be a willing victim
  
  

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  oh no, i'm a victim..

• InnoHippo

  23 May 07, 10:20

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Blardy hell!! They WILL be younger than my brother!!
  
  Nooooo thanks!!!
  
  

  drink more choya first
  
  
• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:21

  Darnit... WHY didn't you tell me about Cougars earlier? I would have gladly taken that as my nick in that dating site! It would be so darn interesting to see the young men walking like sheep into my Cougar den! Yummy!! It's feeding time!!!
• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:21

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  drink more choya first
  
  

  
  
  
• the Bear

  23 May 07, 10:22

  uhh.. these terms are pretty well-known..
  
  but then, maybe your s... uhh..
  
  nevermind
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Darnit... WHY didn't you tell me about Cougars earlier? I would have gladly taken that as my nick in that dating site! It would be so darn interesting to see the young men walking like sheep into my Cougar den! Yummy!! It's feeding time!!!

• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:22

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  oh no, i'm a victim..

  *coughs... *splutters... !!!!
  
  OK, I'm going to practice selective deafness and blindness!
  
  
• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:23

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  uhh.. these terms are pretty well-known..
  
  but then, maybe your s... uhh..
  
  nevermind
  
  
  
  

  Well, yes. I don't move around in thwarted, corrupted circles like you do!
  
  Does your nocturnal activities deprive you of sleep everynight, dear Bear?
  
  
• elindra

  23 May 07, 10:25

  I prefer older men
  Not interested in boys
  Now it's all talk coz I have Mr Pinky Bear
  For some reason when it comes to a younger man
  I switch into the big sister mode
  
  
• the Bear

  23 May 07, 10:26

  well, them corrupted circles of books are kinda.. wild and uninhibited... and they are very engrossing.. so much so that i don't get to sleep much
  
  

  Originally posted by Rhonda:

  Well, yes. I don't move around in thwarted, corrupted circles like you do!
  
  Does your nocturnal activities deprive you of sleep everynight, dear Bear?
  
  

• tare

  23 May 07, 10:27

  Originally posted by elindra:

  But I think if you get a guy with SD of an energizer bunny
  That doesn't matter
  
  The thought of getting a guy 19-25 is GROSS
  ACCCKKKK.
  
  I can never get a younger guy coz I have the feeling of being a cradle robber especially if the guy is younger then my baby brother

  erm........ ...... ..... younger guys are good actually
  
  i ever got a guy 12 yrs my junior wanting to woo me... now TAT is gross!!!!
• elindra

  23 May 07, 10:29

  Originally posted by tare:

  erm........ ...... ..... younger guys are good actually
  
  i ever got a guy 12 yrs my junior wanting to woo me... now TAT is gross!!!!

  Nay I just think the thought gross and horrifying
  I dunno
  Maybe coz I have a younger brother
  And I don't wanna associate potential mates back then with my brother
• tare

  23 May 07, 10:29

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  ahem!
  
  Cougar: A woman in her sexual prime who prefers to hunt rather than be hunted. A cougar's victims are usually under 25, as cougars prefer to mate with men who still have hair. Cougars generally feed and then continue hunting, as they enjoy role reversal.
  
  
  
  

  under 25 abit too wat lah... 25 & above can?
  
  and yes HAIR is impt!!!!
• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:30

  Actually, like elindra, I also tend to get into big sister mode when I bump into younger guys who aren't arrogant, pompous asses.
  
  Hmm... alrighty, I shall snap into Cougar mode when I'm back in Melbourne! The ground is ripe for the hunt!!
• the Bear

  23 May 07, 10:32

  btw, don't call yourself 'cougar'
  
  there are other meanings too.. none of them flattering
  
  
• stellazio

  23 May 07, 10:32

  Originally posted by tare:

  under 25 abit too wat lah... 25 & above can?
  
  and yes HAIR is impt!!!!

  which hair is impt?
• viciouskitty74

  23 May 07, 10:32

  Dated younger men.
  
  Has a baby brother.
  
  Has lot of young men that I deal with.
  
  Older men are not interested in me.
  
  I am not interested in younger men. They reminds me too much of men from this forum.
• tare

  23 May 07, 10:33

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Nay I just think the thought gross and horrifying
  I dunno
  Maybe coz I have a younger brother
  And I don't wanna associate potential mates back then with my brother

  me too wat, he's 8 yrs my junior.... nowadays we hang out and drink together... he show me the gals he dates, and i show him the guys who tries to date me
  
  it really depends on the guy's mentality and maturity... and yes, i'm superficial.... physical attributes matter... i cannot look OLDER than him
• Rhonda

  23 May 07, 10:34

  Hmm... would be interesting if at least one of Cougar's Aussie prey follows her all the way back to SG next year for Club 30 outings!
  
  "Eat! Eat well, my dahling! For tonight, you become MY prey!"
  
  Muaharharharhahahahahaha!!!