Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 39th Edition
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little boy is so funny.
he nows insist that i accompany him for his pee pee.
So I go with him to the toliet, get him to switch on the lights. Then after I take off his pants, and he sits on the throne, he will insist that i stay on the outside and close the toliet door.
Then he is done, and will call out for me to help him with tissues to wipe his weenie.
Then I will help him pull up his pants. And will move the step stool to the wash basin. help him spray some children bubble handwash for him and help with the tap.
Then its to pat dry his little hands and get him to switch off the toliet lights and he is done.
(I am really a maid.
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Earlier, because I was called to help out little gal. His mama tries to complete the last part of his toliet procedures, but was asked to leave and me to go in stead. (I dont know whether I am flattered or not?) -
Just now. Sis taking her night shower, and I was watching Totoro with the kids and feeding the little gal diced strawberries with a spoon.
That gal was sooo engrossed in the show and was looking O so cute.
That little tyke is like up to my knees in height. But totally consume me.
Little boy is jumping on my bed again now. -
VK sounds more like a doting parent then aunt
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that's not hair. that's a dead animal he's got on his headOriginally posted by jetta:Let's hope it's the Donald. I can't tell you how much I can't stand the stuff on his head that he calls "hair". -
Originally posted by tare:suddenly i'm so moody
but you dun quite fit that description leh
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Shhh.....technically, I should have 9 kids now. So I guess its natural.Originally posted by elindra:VK sounds more like a doting parent then aunt 
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and my claymore (think I'll go down to buy it this weekendOriginally posted by the Bear:anyone who refers to you a cougar will have to deal with me and my baseball bat
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Whats a claymore?Originally posted by av98m:and my claymore (think I'll go down to buy it this weekend ) -
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*looks around for any unsuspecting victim*..
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its like a sword or a blade. duno how to describe it also, but a sharp weapon.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Whats a claymore? -
make smaller
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big ass Scottish 2-handed swordOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:Whats a claymore?
its built for decapitation, not penetration -
Originally posted by the Bear:
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Hmmm...is that the one they show on mythbusters when they tested a number of swords that can cut thru another sword?Originally posted by av98m:big ass Scottish 2-handed sword
its built for decapitation, not penetration -
yup.. they had a claymore then
Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Hmmm...is that the one they show on mythbusters when they tested a number of swords that can cut thru another sword? -
I want a bastard sword
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Dun want !!!!Originally posted by the Bear:make smaller
small looks cuddly T.T -
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What a cute looking kittyOriginally posted by viciouskitty74: -
Old news and posted before but this is what I call a vicious kitty!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5067912.stm -
You beri no give face!!!Originally posted by elindra:What a cute looking kitty 
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LOL. Jack got my vote for my namesake.Originally posted by elindra:Old news and posted before but this is what I call a vicious kitty!!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/5067912.stm
Really can chase off a lot of silly creatures to hide eh.
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Originally posted by viciouskitty74:LOL. Jack got my vote for my namesake.
Really can chase off a lot of silly creatures to hide eh.
Poor bear.
I can't help but say this
Kitty 1, Bear 0 -
i want a BUSTER SWORD
