Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 39th Edition
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Speaking of which...mr wanda has a better physique than that bud's pic.....but from the back only. The front....erm....is soft and lumpy.Originally posted by choco B:HAHA speaking of age...
Some 10 years ago Mr Choco had a physique like Stella's best bud
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kitty, I used to carry cat treats around to give to any stray cat I see.
However, I'd be wary of anyone giving treats to my pets because you never know... there are too many weirdos out there these days!
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HAHAH my above post was a lament actually
Yes I knew him since then. He was a skinny lad Many people cannot imagine him being thin EVER when they see him now Originally posted by Rhonda:Woooooohooooooo!!! Didcha know him then?
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Sama sama as Rhonda.
I embraced my fate.
Now I am fighting it.
I refuse to date anymore younger men. -
Originally posted by choco B:HAHAH my above post was a lament actually
Yes I knew him since then. He was a skinny lad Many people cannot imagine him being thin EVER when they see him now Usually men fatten out once they are happily married. 
I didn't marry my Beng but at one stage, we were happy and he became plumper.
I think it's quite endearing, isn't it? Growing old and contented together? -
Yah....some of the dog owners mentioned that too.Originally posted by Rhonda:kitty, I used to carry cat treats around to give to any stray cat I see.
However, I'd be wary of anyone giving treats to my pets because you never know... there are too many weirdos out there these days!
But I am not perturbed about it. If the dog owners says no. I just simply shurg my shoulders and let the dog sniff my hands is good enough. -
kitty, I've always been too gwai gwai. Never flirted, never had flings, always too 'moral'.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Sama sama as Rhonda.
I embraced my fate.
Now I am fighting it.
I refuse to date anymore younger men.
Now, it's my last chance to play! So I shall gladly prowl! Afterall, heck, I'm in Australia!! The men there are practically BEGGING to be makan'd! Yeeeeehar!! -
Sitella is so bad...betrayed his bud by posting his pic here....so unflattering some more. Tsk..tsk....
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You should. I never object to anyone doing that. Just be careful, and dont give your heart out too easily.Originally posted by Rhonda:kitty, I've always been too gwai gwai. Never flirted, never had flings, always too 'moral'.
Now, it's my last chance to play! So I shall gladly prowl! Afterall, heck, I'm in Australia!! Yeeeeehar!!
Even if you do gave your heart out, do remember to reel it in once in a while so you can give to others too. -
Poor dogs must be like wagging their tails off, smelling the treats, but cannot makan!Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Yah....some of the dog owners mentioned that too.
But I am not perturbed about it. If the dog owners says no. I just simply shurg my shoulders and let the dog sniff my hands is good enough. -
To be frank, I think I suck when it comes to using pick-up lines on girls.Originally posted by Rhonda:kitty, I've always been too gwai gwai. Never flirted, never had flings, always too 'moral'.
Now, it's my last chance to play! So I shall gladly prowl! Afterall, heck, I'm in Australia!! The men there are practically BEGGING to be makan'd! Yeeeeehar!!
So I don't bother trying to flirt. -
How did that happen?Originally posted by Wanda:Speaking of which...mr wanda has a better physique than that bud's pic.....but from the back only. The front....erm....is soft and lumpy.
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Think I've always tsk tsk'd at ladies like that. But hell... next stop, Wonderland!Originally posted by viciouskitty74:You should. I never object to anyone doing that. Just be careful, and dont give your heart out too easily.
Even if you do gave your heart out, do remember to reel it in once in a while so you can give to others too. When I still can, I might as well. And heck, why do I keep turning the poor Aussie blokes down? Sometimes, come to think of it, I'm too cruel and cold. -
How often do Aussie guys hit on you?Originally posted by Rhonda:Think I've always tsk tsk'd at ladies like that. But hell... next stop, Wonderland! When I still can, I might as well. And heck, why do I keep turning the poor Aussie blokes down? Sometimes, come to think of it, I'm too cruel and cold. -
Something like that.Originally posted by Rhonda:Poor dogs must be like wagging their tails off, smelling the treats, but cannot makan!
We even got one dog who jumped over his fence and sort of chase after my nephew....but actual fact, he was chasing after me.
His owner tried to pull the dog back into the compund by dragging his collar, but the dog slips the collar.
In the end, I passed a little gal (their neighbour) some more treats to tell her to use thsoe to lure the dog back in. Can tell the owner was NOT PLEASED.
I think the other owner even came out of the house, sort of follows me and nephew a bit to determine whether we are living nearby. Maybe they are worried that I seduced the dog for ulterior purposes. -
I'm bad at the flirting thing because I've always believed that if you're not interested, why lead them on? Nip it in the bud, y'know? Don't waste each other's time.Originally posted by fudgester:To be frank, I think I suck when it comes to using pick-up lines on girls.
So I don't bother trying to flirt.
But now, I'm in a different country, hearts won't get hurt. It's their way of life. Feel good, flirt, yada-yada.
I've been too good for too long... time to be a little different and evil! -
My dear, the honest to goodness flirting any gal will like to see, is your smile.Originally posted by fudgester:To be frank, I think I suck when it comes to using pick-up lines on girls.
So I don't bother trying to flirt. -
Six in my first year.Originally posted by fudgester:How often do Aussie guys hit on you? 
Good enough considering they weren't drunk cause I haven't hung out at pubs and I definitely avoid clubs. 
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Has anyone told you you look like Wile E Coyote?Originally posted by fudgester:To be frank, I think I suck when it comes to using pick-up lines on girls.
So I don't bother trying to flirt. -
Well, as you may know, smiling doesn't come naturally to me.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:My dear, the honest to goodness flirting any gal will like to see, is your smile.
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The tummy in front just grew, but the back still got v-shape.Originally posted by choco B:How did that happen? -
i didn't post the front, now that would be betrayal.Originally posted by Wanda:Sitella is so bad...betrayed his bud by posting his pic here....so unflattering some more. Tsk..tsk.... -
Originally posted by Wanda:The tummy in front just grew, but the back still got v-shape. I think natural for most married men.
Do like that girl in Princess Hours! She sees the back of her husband, she starts getting all mushy and she just throws her arms around his waist and hugs him and forbids him to turn around until she's satisfied. Sweet! 
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Erm... that's a conscious choice, can be changed, y'know!Originally posted by fudgester:Well, as you may know, smiling doesn't come naturally to me. -
