Peanut the Pervy-Eyed ElephantOriginally posted by the Bear:stellagirl is a perv..
in other news, pinkybear has a pet elephant
Originally posted by fudgester:Anyway, I think I'll go out today and buy myself a nice meal or something.
And maybe treat myself to a Spider-Man comic.
I think I deserve myself a treat over my results.... and in any case, I expect to get my tuition fees sometime next week.
Too bad I can't ask her out today - she's too busy with work.![]()
Originally posted by elindra:Peanut the Pervy-Eyed Elephant![]()
Pls la that place is cleanOriginally posted by stellazio:quoting stifler from american pie 3 in response to his friend calling hima grandmotherfcuker
"hey, pussy is pussy"
but no la, actually u guys misunderstood me, i was actually shy bout the special service part, because i didn't want the masseuse to start massaging my genitals areas without being prepared ma.![]()
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The cute egyptian tortises?Originally posted by the Bear:go to night topic and have a look at the tortoise pictures
Originally posted by elindra:Pls la that place is clean
It's meant for the family
If you want the lasup kind
There are lots in my office vicinity![]()
Originally posted by elindra:The cute egyptian tortises?
I saw them on Yahoo news
So cute
Cuter then them star torts

But I like alligator snapping turtles tooOriginally posted by the Bear:yah! they're so cute.. so small..
they have the 'gentle tortoise' look.. not like the 'evil tempered turtle' looks of the snapping turtles
Well, staying cooped up at home isn't gonna make me much better.Originally posted by the Bear:don't forget to rest.. you're supposed to be trying to get well
Originally posted by elindra:Pls la that place is clean
It's meant for the family
If you want the lasup kind
There are lots in my office vicinity![]()
Originally posted by stellazio:![]()
ok, can i have the address pls. my knee hurts, and i can no longer stand on my left leg.![]()
so u'll want her to when you ARE prepared?!Originally posted by stellazio:quoting stifler from american pie 3 in response to his friend calling hima grandmotherfcuker
"hey, pu$sy is pu$sy"
but no la, actually u guys misunderstood me, i was actually shy bout the special service part, because i didn't want the masseuse to start massaging my genitals areas without being prepared ma.![]()
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obviously the clean one la. lasup kind everywhere also have.Originally posted by the Bear:the clean or the lasup kind?
anyway, wondering if the ginger thing will work on my back.. it's aching like $*&# now
Originally posted by stellazio:obviously the clean one la. lasup kind everywhere also have.![]()
Originally posted by tare:so u'll want her to when you ARE prepared?!
is that how they get rid of rheumatism?Originally posted by the Bear:go see chinese sinseh.. they'll rub the crap out of the joints and then stick needles or something in them
Go to Mustafa Centre, go to the spices section and pick up a bag of Ginger Powder.Originally posted by stellazio:is that how they get rid of rheumatism?
my knee really gives a lto of discomfort that i have to limp slightly, and rely more on my other leg.
Originally posted by Fatum:Re: when it comes to sinsehs hor, it's a good idea to take a few slugs of hard stuff to numb yourself first ...
one of my uncles was in the construction business, and he once fell from a height and dislocated his shoulder .... his fellows brought him to the nearest chinese bonesetter shop (in tiong bahru) ...
the fellow there passed out rubber ear plugs .... took hold of his forearm ... told my uncle's fellows to grab the body .... and they PULLED !!!!!![]()
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you can guess what the earplugs were for by now eh ...![]()