Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 41st Edition
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This is so true. I once met a mature man who was not getting it coz after some time, the wife thinks IT is for procreation...and cannot be for pleasure. The poor man, though upright, was so torn and so tempted to get it from outside the marriage. I think he would have if the opportunity presented itself.Originally posted by av98m:I suspect they are not getting it
And this is why choice of wife is no trivial matter
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I still think they should go perform at the bride's hen party insteadOriginally posted by choco B:Hahaha
It's a novel twist. Why should it always be some officer uniforms, coveralls are nice too . -
If I had a husband who'd rather watch porn than get it going under covers with me, then something is seriously seriously wrong and thwarted and I won't take to that kindly!Originally posted by av98m:I suspect they are not getting it
And this is why choice of wife is no trivial matter 
However, if we watch it together, or if he watches it then surprises me with something new, then that's a different ball game altogether! -
Yar can make some money too HAHAHAOriginally posted by av98m:I still think they should go perform at the bride's hen party instead
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well all of us feel that life is too short to worry about how everyone thinks.Originally posted by Rhonda:I think if his parents and in-laws are traditional and conservative, they won't like it very much. I mean, times like these, have to consider the consequences. We might think it's fun but what about the bride? (Some women fantasise their whole lives about the 'perfect' wedding, scary but it exists! ) I think if you know that his parents are the open-minded sort, then it'll be alright bah.
Just thinking about how some of the seniors and relatives might react.
how badly can a uniform screw up a wedding? -
yesOriginally posted by kopiosatu:have u ever seen an airforce technician's coverall?
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and you still think no4 looks better?Originally posted by hisoka:yes 
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even though our coveralls are secured using velcro, its still not so strippable like the show 'full monty'Originally posted by av98m:I still think they should go perform at the bride's hen party instead -
What color are your coveralls ?Originally posted by kopiosatu:even though our coveralls are secured using velcro, its still not so strippable like the show 'full monty'
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GNA~~~~Originally posted by av98m:and you still think no4 looks better?
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Have you never heard of how some traditional, conservative elders speak? It's up to you... just offering an idea of one of the consequences of your proposed action. AFterall, some Chinese elders do treat weddings very seriously and might not share your same "life is too short to worry about how everyone thinks" view, nor your sense of humour. Generation gap but their feelings cannot be swept aside nevertheless.Originally posted by kopiosatu:well all of us feel that life is too short to worry about how everyone thinks.
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I don't mind if my husband watches porn as long as I get to watch with him
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Reminds me of my grandpa. Nice, sweet gentlemanly guy, but when he turned senile in his old age, he tried to hit on all the women in the neighbourhood, embarrassing the family tremendously!Originally posted by Wanda:This is so true. I once met a mature man who was not getting it coz after some time, the wife thinks IT is for procreation...and cannot be for pleasure. The poor man, though upright, was so torn and so tempted to get it from outside the marriage. I think he would have if the opportunity presented itself. 
Mom whispered to me that most likely, when he was young and virile, grandma didn't 'give him enough' so that's why in his old age, he lost control and snapped! She even said, "See, your ah ma too rigid and never give!" -
i was talking about running gear. no. 4 looks likt shit and is shit.Originally posted by av98m:and you still think no4 looks better?
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anyway kopi, if the elders get pissed off and make things difficult during the wedding for the couple, it will be fun i guess -
running gear?
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Originally posted by Rhonda:Reminds me of my grandpa. Nice, sweet gentlemanly guy, but when he turned senile in his old age, he tried to hit on all the women in the neighbourhood, embarrassing the family tremendously!
Mom whispered to me that most likely, when he was young and virile, grandma didn't 'give him enough' so that's why in his old age, he lost control and snapped! She even said, "See, your ah ma too rigid and never give!" Your mum is really something...can talk to daughter like that. It's fabulous. -
Actually, I think I'd be rather disturbed if my boyfriend / husband doesn't watch porn at all!Originally posted by elindra:I don't mind if my husband watches porn as long as I get to watch with him Living the rest of my life with a man with low / no libido would be like sitting in my living room, watching my succulents wilt.
Of course, I'm not referring to disgusting, disturbing porn involving underaged peeps and animals and what-not but 'normal' heterosexual porn. 'Normal' stuff that happens between a man and woman, not involving death and stuff like that. -
This is why I hope I die early rather than live long enough to become senile ><Originally posted by Rhonda:Reminds me of my grandpa. Nice, sweet gentlemanly guy, but when he turned senile in his old age, he tried to hit on all the women in the neighbourhood, embarrassing the family tremendously!
Mom whispered to me that most likely, when he was young and virile, grandma didn't 'give him enough' so that's why in his old age, he lost control and snapped! She even said, "See, your ah ma too rigid and never give!"
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Ya la of coz normal porn and none of those sick fetishesOriginally posted by Rhonda:Actually, I think I'd be rather disturbed if my boyfriend / husband doesn't watch porn at all! Living the rest of my life with a man with low / no libido would be like sitting in my living room, watching my succulents wilt.
Of course, I'm not referring to disgusting, disturbing porn involving underaged peeps and animals and what-not but 'normal' heterosexual porn. 'Normal' stuff that happens between a man and woman, not involving death and stuff like that.
I think any normal guy would have watched porn once and I would be disturbed too if he said he never watched porn before
It's either
1. He is lying
2. He has zero sex drive
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Yeah, I kinda enjoy talking to my mom and keeping her company.Originally posted by Wanda: Your mum is really something...can talk to daughter like that. It's fabulous. 
She imports Swarovski crystals, semi-precious stones and beads and does her own accessories in her free time and we used to sit in the middle of trays and trays of shimmering, shining stones, talking and admiring the stuff!
When I was home, she commented, "Why do you keep saying 'blardy hell' now?" I told her calmly, "Mom, would you rather I say 'blardy hell' or 'fark'?" So she then she kept quiet and walked away and never commented about my 'blardy hell's anymore! Mom's kewl! -
dark blue...Originally posted by choco B:What color are your coveralls ?
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and yet we have some females who insist that watching p9rn is a great sin and that it should never have been or be doneOriginally posted by elindra:Ya la of coz normal porn and none of those sick fetishes
I think any normal guy would have watched porn once and I would be disturbed too if he said he never watched porn before
It's either
1. He is lying
2. He has zero sex drive
3. He is doing it instead of watching it -
I'm quite worried that I'll live TOO long, way past my expiry date, y'know!Originally posted by av98m:This is why I hope I die early rather than live long enough to become senile ><
I think I will not be a very nice senile man >< I mean, I don't want the whole world to know how erm... lustful I really am, esp when I've lost all sense of control and all. Gosh, it won't be nice to watch an 80-year old lau ah mah trying to hit on all the male nurses and doctors and what-not! -
i have 2 words for them "TOO BAD"Originally posted by Rhonda:Have you never heard of how some traditional, conservative elders speak? It's up to you... just offering an idea of one of the consequences of your proposed action. AFterall, some Chinese elders do treat weddings very seriously and might not share your same "life is too short to worry about how everyone thinks" view, nor your sense of humour. Generation gap but their feelings cannot be swept aside nevertheless.
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*shrugsOriginally posted by kopiosatu:i have 2 words for them "TOO BAD"
everyone else wants to do it
Not my problem. Doesn't involve me.