Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 42nd Edition
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SERIOUSLY!!!!Originally posted by av98m:Its Julio Iglesias trying to sing in mandarin.
Can send me the song?
This I have to hear
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almost as bad are every song Skeleton Dion mangled and Witless Houston's blare from that horrific waste of celluloid with CostnerOriginally posted by av98m:ah yes, my modified version.
I've even found a new song to torture the victim with.
Its Julio Iglesias trying to sing in mandarin. -
I dun even have the CD....I heard it at my friend's shopOriginally posted by elindra:SERIOUSLY!!!!
Can send me the song?
This I have to hear
NONE of us could make out WTF language he was singing in. If the song listing had not stated it was in mandarin, we'd be scratching our heads still
We tried getting some other people to listen to the song without telling them its mandarin, most thought he was mumbling in some south american dialect or something -
Originally posted by tare:av u heng hisoka nvr say erotic *presses av's laugh button*
tare you want that dun put words into my mouth hor -
OMG I so want to listen to it nowOriginally posted by av98m:I dun even have the CD....I heard it at my friend's shop
NONE of us could make out WTF language he was singing in. If the song listing had not stated it was in mandarin, we'd be scratching our heads still
We tried getting some other people to listen to the song without telling them its mandarin, most thought he was mumbling in some south american dialect or something
Then use it to torture others -
that's the main idea..
did you read about that guy who was a 'tattoo artist' ?
he got thrown in the slammer for tattooing chinese obscenities on his customers..
the idiots in the slammer allowed him to ink them with a modified paperclip.. and he continued with his ways... putting fluffy teddy bears on hardened criminals instead of skulls and whatever
he's now in solitary confinement for his own protectionOriginally posted by av98m:I dun even have the CD....I heard it at my friend's shop
NONE of us could make out WTF language he was singing in. If the song listing had not stated it was in mandarin, we'd be scratching our heads still
We tried getting some other people to listen to the song without telling them its mandarin, most thought he was mumbling in some south american dialect or something -
I call my friend and ask him the name of the albumOriginally posted by elindra:OMG I so want to listen to it now
Then use it to torture others -
./faintOriginally posted by tare:it's don leh... he'll find it sweet aaaawwwwww..................
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Where did you read this bear?Originally posted by the Bear:that's the main idea..
did you read about that guy who was a 'tattoo artist' ?
he got thrown in the slammer for tattooing chinese obscenities on his customers..
the idiots in the slammer allowed him to ink them with a modified paperclip.. and he continued with his ways... putting fluffy teddy bears on hardened criminals instead of skulls and whatever
he's now in solitary confinement for his own protection
This guy is real funny
Just ask for the song titleOriginally posted by av98m:I call my friend and ask him the name of the album
I dun wanna buy a whole album just to listen to a mangled song -
Go home and listenOriginally posted by av98m: -
Originally posted by the Bear:that's the main idea..
did you read about that guy who was a 'tattoo artist' ?
he got thrown in the slammer for tattooing chinese obscenities on his customers..
the idiots in the slammer allowed him to ink them with a modified paperclip.. and he continued with his ways... putting fluffy teddy bears on hardened criminals instead of skulls and whatever
he's now in solitary confinement for his own protection -
somehow the thought of fluffy teddy bears on hardcore criminals make my day
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the guy is a sociopath with a death wishOriginally posted by elindra:somehow the thought of fluffy teddy bears on hardcore criminals make my day -
hisoka noes how to tatto??!! *presses av's laugh button*Originally posted by av98m:the guy is a sociopath with a death wish -
*ROFL*
http://www.bumpshack.com/2005archfeb.htmFebruary 1, 2005
Another version of the report:
An Asian tattoo artist who was jailed for tattooing obscenities on his clients, instead of the Chinese art and symbols he was hired to do is at it again. He is up to his old tricks, but this time his victims are his fellow inmates.
“I wanted a stack of skulls on my back,” said murderer Jimmy Drake, “and that Asian prick gave me a giant Winnie the Pooh!”
Using a tattoo gun fashioned out of a sharpened paper clip, dental floss, and a ballpoint pen taped to a plastic spork, the disgruntled prisoner has drawn Black Panther Party symbols on white supremacists, written CRIPS 4 EVA on rival gang members, and left dozens of hardened criminals with butterflies, fairies, and unicorns permanently etched in their skin.
“Prison isn’t so bad,” Sakai said. “It gives me time to sit and seriously contemplate my next diabolically evil plan!” posted 4:22pm by jholmes
http://thraxil.org/users/anders/bookmarks/2003/12/10/Disgruntled-Asian-Tattoo-Artist-Inks-His-Revenge/Incarcerated Asian tattoo artist still inking revenge behind bars
When local tattoo artist Andy Sakai was sentenced to five years in prison for inking profanities on hordes of hapless customers, many thought his days of body desecration were over.
They were wrong.
SakaiÂ’s latest victims are, ironically, his fellow inmates.
Using a tattoo gun fashioned out of a sharpened paper clip, dental floss, and a ballpoint pen taped to a plastic Spork, the disgruntled prisoner has drawn Black Panther Party symbols on White Supremacists, written CRIPS 4 EVA on rival gang members, and left dozens of hardened criminals with butterflies, fairies, and unicorns permanently etched in their skin.
“I wanted a stack of skulls on my back,” said murderer Jimmy Drake, “and that Asian prick gave me a giant Winnie the Pooh!”
Many prisoners ask for spider webs on their elbows to signify time spent in jail. Sakai’s webs have hidden messages in them such as, “Fuck Cops,” “I Swallow,” and “Salad Tosser.” Sakai got the idea for the cryptic tats after reading Charlotte’s Web in the prison library. “That E.B. White’s a genius, man,” Sakai proclaimed.
For his own protection, Sakai has been moved to solitary confinement where heÂ’ll serve the rest of his sentence.
“Prison isn’t so bad,” Sakai said. “It gives me time to sit and contemplate my next evil plan!” -
maybe they shouldn't have protected him by giving him a lone cellOriginally posted by elindra:somehow the thought of fluffy teddy bears on hardcore criminals make my day -
I LOL in the office and had to disguise it with a cough when he tattooed the BPP logo on the KKK's
And that he actually had the balls to tattoo " CRIPS 4EVA" on the Blood members
This guy either dun wanna live or he really got balls man -
Originally posted by elindra:
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Hello everyone....
Just got home from my short holiday....
Hope everyone is well!!
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Where did u go honey?
I would love to tattoo an ang mo with an evil msg too then run away -
we are like fishes caught in the NETSOriginally posted by av98m:
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I am going to start carrying a lot more cash in my wallet from now onwardsOriginally posted by InnoHippo:we are like fishes caught in the NETS
for this NETS hike, at least one minister should resign and commit suicide