Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 43rd Edition
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When Lynn Poh did the hokkien 'wash your hand' campaign for the benefits of the senior citizens of Singapore.Originally posted by the Bear:at least yours is China work counterparts..
when i attempt to speak mandarin, people in the office laugh at me
We didnt laugh.....
We were all staring at her boobs.
Because.....even the females has their eyes glued on the boobs instead of her speaking Hokkien.
And friends teased her mercilessly about that ad. Its like Barbie Doll speaking Hokkien. -
Lynn Poh is a distant cousin .......
she's a true blooded hokkien ...
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Its not her hokkien....Originally posted by Fatum:Lynn Poh is a distant cousin .......
she's a true blooded hokkien ...
Its the boobs that was interesting to watch.
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actually are u really that tanned?Originally posted by tare:same here.... cos i too orh le... ppl dun believe i chinese...
but the thing is... i bery chee-na de!
or was it because u had lotsa power on when i saw u at triple 3?
u should see the friend my friends and i call blackie in sec sch. -
She's been endorsing boob-enhancement treatments for yearsOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:When Lynn Poh did the hokkien 'wash your hand' campaign for the benefits of the senior citizens of Singapore.
We didnt laugh.....
We were all staring at her boobs.
Because.....even the females has their eyes glued on the boobs instead of her speaking Hokkien.
And friends teased her mercilessly about that ad. Its like Barbie Doll speaking Hokkien.
But she does look nice. I just wonder how much tissue paper she had to stuff in her bra, or if she got implants. The difference is a bit much leh. -
I cant speak hokkien for nuts.
Peanuts......I might just try.
But true hokkiens always tells me to please stop speaking hokkien...their ears are bleeding blood. -
people think i'm malay.Originally posted by tare:same here.... cos i too orh le... ppl dun believe i chinese...
but the thing is... i bery chee-na de! -
i think the right support helps too.Originally posted by av98m:She's been endorsing boob-enhancement treatments for years
But she does look nice. I just wonder how much tissue paper she had to stuff in her bra, or if she got implants. The difference is a bit much leh.
anyway, erm she's still active meh? -
I find her the cutest thing on TV.Originally posted by av98m:But she does look nice.
Those big rough eyes, pert nose and cute cheeks.
The rest, just act cute. She is truly cute. -
I just saw one of her boob ads in the papers todayOriginally posted by hisoka:i think the right support helps too.
anyway, erm she's still active meh? -
Fully charged?Originally posted by stellazio:or was it because u had lotsa power on when i saw u at triple 3? -
actually to think of it, my hokkien is better then my mandarin.
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i think she started the thread for her HUBBY to see de....Originally posted by kopiosatu:i think i prefer buying a rose that costs 20 baht and seeing the girl smile.
knn, that stupid woman got a 2K jade bracelet and she kpkb
NONSENSE!!
100% thai girls~
seriously when ur hubby gets ur anything, just be happy he actually rem got u tis wife.... cos times like tis won't last de -
Thanks Choco. Thank God for His protection.Originally posted by choco B:Glad you are both safe. I hope they catch the culprit soon!
Ya, hope they catch the gunman soon. They found the weapon and his jacket. -
*spray insecticide*Originally posted by stellazio:actually are u really that tanned?
or was it because u had lotsa power on when i saw u at triple 3?
u should see the friend my friends and i call blackie in sec sch.
for a gal i consider orh lah... i go thai, everyone thot i thai gal....
at 333 lighting no good lah -
i never see ads on the papers deOriginally posted by av98m:I just saw one of her boob ads in the papers today 
and yes tare is orh, not tanned
* runs* -
They have recently captured a Glen Iris man who was responsible for many rapes in Melbourne. Think he's facing 88 counts of sexual offences. Glad the police got him.Originally posted by the Bear:sheesh...
brings to mind when the Armadale Rapist was running around... our uni hostel was in... Armadale...
so us guys there got together, shifts and all to accompany the girls from the train station back to the hostel after classes until that asshat was arrested... -
hanor hanor, tare always dian ppl one.Originally posted by choco B:
Fully charged?
oie, typo error u also don't let me off. -
This is hilarious
Christopher LeeÂ’s Top Peeves About Jail
Posted on Sunday, June 17, 2007
Topic: The Arts
by Nyonya Kway
So MediaCock actor Christopher Lee has been sentenced to extra time in jail for driving while mabuk. HereÂ’s a list of what makes him too lan about the whole affair:
1. Prison inmates keep asking if IÂ’m the same Christopher Lee as the guy who acted as Count Dooku in Star Wars or Saruman in Lord of the Rings
2. You know how difficult it is to get TRESemme Styling Mousse in Queenstown Remand?
3. In prison talent shows, I keep losing to the guys on death row because of the sympathy vote
4. In the TV room watching Channel 8 serials, fellow inmates keep asking me “How come you not in there, ha?”, then sniggering
5. Big guy with tattoos keeps stroking my butt and asking me, “Do you want to see the Return of my Condom Hero?”
6. Cellmates keep asking to borrow my photo of Fann Wong
7. That sticky stuff on FannÂ’s photo whenever they return it
8. All the Indian inmates keep staring at my big toe and making, “Vroom! Vroom!” sounds
9. Might soon have to share a cell with Benedict Goh and Terence Cao
10. Everyone keeps calling me “Paris”!!!
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I still need to go tan my legs some more.
I dont like it that they are so fair, every cellulite bumps is so obvious. -
she DUN need tissue lah....Originally posted by av98m:She's been endorsing boob-enhancement treatments for years
But she does look nice. I just wonder how much tissue paper she had to stuff in her bra, or if she got implants. The difference is a bit much leh. -
I dun get this leh ....Originally posted by av98m:8. All the Indian inmates keep staring at my big toe and making, “Vroom! Vroom!” sounds -
Aiyo that TS on that jade bangle thread is really damn bimbo ><
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I dun recall her ever looking that big on TV lehOriginally posted by tare:she DUN need tissue lah.... -
is prostitution legalised in Melbourne?Originally posted by honeymouse:They have recently captured a Glen Iris man who was responsible for many rapes in Melbourne. Think he's facing 88 counts of sexual offences. Glad the police got him.