Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 43rd Edition
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Originally posted by av98m:*thinks the bear should learn to take his own advice*
aren't you supposed to bring someone for sushi?
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All trying to sabotage poor Missy!Originally posted by av98m:what's this, a bad pickup line competition? 
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either that or we will read in the new paperOriginally posted by Rhonda:Bear, are you trying to sabotage me, ah? Machiam 'grab his hand'? And then machiam tell him to "Get Over Here" when we barely know each other?
Knowing Aussie men, those things only mean one thing to them and it's a 3-word phrase : One Night Stand.
*kokz Bear's head! :
"S'porean nurse charged for sexual harassment against Aussie nurse"
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just trying to be helpfulOriginally posted by Rhonda:Did you guys really take my pick-up line seriously? It's just a joke! 
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Originally posted by av98m:either that or we will read in the new paper :
"S'porean nurse charged for sexual harassment against Aussie nurse"
*presses laugh button*
OK, somedays, you just know who your enemies are!
Just as well... I need a Bearskin rug to keep warm in winter! -
Think I'd better politely decline cause I don't wanna end up in some kinda stalker trouble or what-not, following advice from you!Originally posted by hisoka:just trying to be helpful -
No ma -
aww, so you foudn the grabbing hands and get over here to be more constructive?Originally posted by Rhonda:Think I'd better politely decline cause I don't wanna end up in some kinda stalker trouble or what-not, following advice from you!
oh well preferences. -
is cheeken that good?Originally posted by the Bear:i think hisk should go... take over the hzl position this round
in other news, who can contact cheeken? he's the defending champ
maybe i should go train. -
The workplace here can be really draining and tiring sometimes. You aren't even allowed to be a bit mellow and quiet. The Aussies love you to talk and be chirpy and cheerful ALL THE TIME! Blardy hell! When I keep quiet and go about my work, they'll say I'm angry / sad / moody / unhappy when I'm just concentrating on my work!!
Is everyone on helium or some kinda happy drug that I do not know of? -
ooh u mean things like "anyone told u before u look like so-and-so?" "do you believe in love at first sight?"Originally posted by av98m:what's this, a bad pickup line competition?
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Hey, av... so are you going to buy that Nintendo DS Lite or not?
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I believe in "Love at First Flight"... every commitmentphobic's life motto!Originally posted by tare:ooh u mean things like "anyone told u before u look like so-and-so?" "do you believe in love at first sight?"
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do you believe in love at first sight? or would you want me to walk past u again.Originally posted by tare:ooh u mean things like "anyone told u before u look like so-and-so?" "do you believe in love at first sight?"
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I'm currently trying to decide between that and the PSPOriginally posted by Rhonda:Hey, av... so are you going to buy that Nintendo DS Lite or not? -
maybe i should show u the power of teh psp.Originally posted by av98m:I'm currently trying to decide between that and the PSP -
Originally posted by tare:ooh u mean things like "anyone told u before u look like so-and-so?" "do you believe in love at first sight?"
*presses av's laugh button*
Seriously, is there such a thing as a good pickup line?
Reminds me of that hilarious skit on Saturday Night Live, where they showed the contrasting responses a handsome and ugly guy get when they try to date a female coworker. These rules for success were established:
1. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
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speaking of trying to be chirpy all the time and talking too muchOriginally posted by Rhonda:The workplace here can be really draining and tiring sometimes. You aren't even allowed to be a bit mellow and quiet. The Aussies love you to talk and be chirpy and cheerful ALL THE TIME! Blardy hell! When I keep quiet and go about my work, they'll say I'm angry / sad / moody / unhappy when I'm just concentrating on my work!!
Is everyone on helium or some kinda happy drug that I do not know of?
i met this american, and he was trying so hard to be funny and charming that it was painful and embarassing. the bunch of us were like exchanging glances and wondering how to get him to stop... -
i do until i saw u.....Originally posted by stellazio:do you believe in love at first sight? or would you want me to walk past u again. -
Reminds me of this Laotian-Aussie guy a friend brought along for a lunch outing one day. He wouldn't stop talking and trying to impress either and I got a headache mid-way through the meal, all because of him!Originally posted by hisoka:speaking of trying to be chirpy all the time and talking too much
i met this american, and he was trying so hard to be funny and charming that it was painful and embarassing. the bunch of us were like exchanging glances and wondering how to get him to stop...
They are unbelievable when it comes to talking... even post-operatively, they can start yakking away! Felt like saying, "Excuse me, but you ARE allowed to be quiet and rest because you just got out of a major op!" -
nope there ain't a good pickup line.... if u r attractive [well at least pleasant looking], a smile and a friendly hello will do.Originally posted by av98m:
Seriously, is there such a thing as a good pickup line?
Reminds me of that hilarious skit on Saturday Night Live, where they showed the contrasting responses a handsome and ugly guy get when they try to date a female coworker. These rules for success were established:
1. Be handsome
2. Be attractive
3. Do not be unattractive 
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can't u just tape up his mouth?Originally posted by Rhonda:Reminds me of this Laotian-Aussie guy a friend brought along for a lunch outing one day. He wouldn't stop talking and trying to impress either and I got a headache mid-way through the meal, all because of him!
They are unbelievable when it comes to talking... even post-operatively, they can start yakking away! Felt like saying, "Excuse me, but you ARE allowed to be quiet and rest because you just got out of a major op!" -
I knew it! and think also depends on whether the char bor is in the moodOriginally posted by tare:nope there ain't a good pickup line.... if u r attractive [well at least pleasant looking], a smile and a friendly hello will do.
1. no mood + unattractive=sure fail
2. no mood + attractive= small chance
3. got mood + attractive=sure succeed
4. got mood + unattractive=sure fail -
And my luggage is bursting.
I really should sent some of the items back by mail. -
tare stopped believing is love at first sight once she saw stella.Originally posted by tare:i do until i saw u.....
hmmz did stella stir up some positive emotions in tare and she can't believe her tastes, so shes disbelieving it now?