Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 45th Edition

• tare

  2 Jul 07, 10:30

  Originally posted by hisoka:

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  why you do that shopping after the gst increase

  cos my new room not ready yet... still waiting for landlord to clear up the plc alittle so tat i can go measure wat i need mah...
• kopiosatu

  2 Jul 07, 10:30

  its SAF day today
  
  i managed to siam the parade and oath taking, muahahahahahahaha
• fudgester

  2 Jul 07, 10:30

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i bet after a couple of days, they'd be curled up in foetal positions in a corner crying to themselves...
  
  

  And once they've recovered, they'll demand higher salaries as compensation for the trauma they went through.
  
  Damn... I hate it when I sound cynical.
  
  But it's hard not to be cynical with the way things are being run these days.
• av98m

  2 Jul 07, 10:30

  Originally posted by elindra:
  I forgot that the gov consider a [b]combined income of 8k high income and therefore should not be eligible for HDB subsidies [/b]

  They want to maximise the number of years it will take you to finish paying the banks you see. Make you work for as many years as it is humanly possible. So if they let you buy new HDB flats with that kind of income you might be tempted to retire early
  
  Its also an evil plan to make people get married early.
• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 10:32

  fake iPhone from PRC => youtube clip
  
  
  
  i don't give a flying rat's ass if they fake electronics.. but lay off the children's stuff
• av98m

  2 Jul 07, 10:32

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  And once they've recovered, they'll demand higher salaries as compensation for the trauma they went through.
  
  Damn... I hate it when I sound cynical.
  
  But it's hard not to be cynical with the way things are being run these days.

  well, round 2 of their pay adjustment is not too far off
• tare

  2 Jul 07, 10:33

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i guess thousands of years of domestication has resulted in this
  
  their wolfen brethren are still carnivorous
  
  but.. tare's doggie is vegetarian
  
  

  tat's NOT true... his kibbles and can food contain meat wor!!!
  
  it's his snacks tat's veggie mah....
• fudgester

  2 Jul 07, 10:35

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  its SAF day today
  
  i managed to siam the parade and oath taking, muahahahahahahaha

  For my battalion mission exercise, over 20 people in my company reported sick before we set off to Marsilling.
  
  Add all those people who deferred the ICT... some fellas who fell out due to giddiness and what have you.... and at the end, the total strength of my coy was 45 people.
  
  And that includes the Coy HQ and 84mm section, mind you.
• hisoka

  2 Jul 07, 10:35

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  And once they've recovered, they'll demand higher salaries as compensation for the trauma they went through.
  
  Damn... I hate it when I sound cynical.
  
  But it's hard not to be cynical with the way things are being run these days.

  we can always hope they die halfway through or commit suicide due to being unabel to handle the stress
• tare

  2 Jul 07, 10:36

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Its also an evil plan to make people get married early.

  well.... their "plan" won't work with me ANYMORE!!!
  
  suddenly feel so happy tat i'm getting old.... soon i can get my own flat w/o getting married *presses av's laugh button*
• hisoka

  2 Jul 07, 10:37

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  For my battalion mission exercise, over 20 people in my company reported sick before we set off to Marsilling.
  
  Add all those people who deferred the ICT... some fellas who fell out due to giddiness and what have you.... and at the end, the total strength of my coy was 45 people.
  
  And that includes the Coy HQ and 84mm section, mind you.

  why you go marsling? anyway saf day is nonsense. i would suggest abolishing it to give the soldiers off days instead in celebration
• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 10:37

  ahahaha
  
  he's a sweet natured little doggie... but first time i heard of a dog whining when not given apple or other fruit
  
  

  Originally posted by tare:

  tat's NOT true... his kibbles and can food contain meat wor!!!
  
  it's his snacks tat's veggie mah....

• tare

  2 Jul 07, 10:39

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  ahahaha
  
  he's a sweet natured little doggie... but first time i heard of a dog whining when not given apple or other fruit
  
  

  yes he's very gu niang in this sense.... he's just too sweet to bark at ppl lah so he whine lor....
  
  but cos of him, i will buy fruits and actually eat some
• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 10:39

  i've lost count how many times my unit ICT has been cancelled because they can't muster enough people who are in singapore to get a proper ICT going...
  
  there are a few times they actually had to gather men from 3 different units to get an ICT going
  
  

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  For my battalion mission exercise, over 20 people in my company reported sick before we set off to Marsilling.
  
  Add all those people who deferred the ICT... some fellas who fell out due to giddiness and what have you.... and at the end, the total strength of my coy was 45 people.
  
  And that includes the Coy HQ and 84mm section, mind you.

• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 10:41

  he must learn not to chew on rubber bands from now on, poor little fella..
  
  

  Originally posted by tare:

  yes he's very gu niang in this sense.... he's just too sweet to bark at ppl lah so he whine lor....
  
  but cos of him, i will buy fruits and actually eat some

• elindra

  2 Jul 07, 10:41

  Originally posted by av98m:

  They want to maximise the number of years it will take you to finish paying the banks you see. Make you work for as many years as it is humanly possible. So if they let you buy new HDB flats with that kind of income you might be tempted to retire early
  
  Its also an evil plan to make people get married early.

  
  
  I just dun understand why they make a combined income of 8k such a big deal
  It's like "WOAH!! You are RICH with 8k combined salary"
  
  Seriously it is PEANUTS compared to what they are earning
• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 10:43

  sure or not?
  
  1 peanut = $600,000
  
  
  
  in other news, there is a shortage of cockles in the market... i blame lau lee's son
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  
  I just dun understand why they make a combined income of 8k such a big deal
  It's like "WOAH!! You are RICH with 8k combined salary"
  
  Seriously it is PEANUTS compared to what they are earning

• elindra

  2 Jul 07, 10:45

  My dog used to turn it's nose in disgust when I try to feed him carrots or sneak veggie into his food
  He will actually eat everything and leave the carrots and whatever veggie at the side
  
  Err my peanut is the initial layman term "peanuts" and not the new defination the elites gave it hor
• ShrodingersCat

  2 Jul 07, 10:46

  my dog likes durian
  
  will lick lick the seed until no more flesh but he still lick lick lick
  
  
• fudgester

  2 Jul 07, 10:47

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i've lost count how many times my unit ICT has been cancelled because they can't muster enough people who are in singapore to get a proper ICT going...
  
  there are a few times they actually had to gather men from 3 different units to get an ICT going
  
  

  One of the PCs reporting strength to the OC:
  
  'Uhh... let's see.... I have two men in section 1, three men in section 2, and two men in section 3.
  
  On top of that, I have one runner, one sect comd, and one PS....
  
  Fcuk... I'm not commanding a platoon, I'm running a freakin' section!!!'
  
  
• kopiosatu

  2 Jul 07, 10:47

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  For my battalion mission exercise, over 20 people in my company reported sick before we set off to Marsilling.
  
  Add all those people who deferred the ICT... some fellas who fell out due to giddiness and what have you.... and at the end, the total strength of my coy was 45 people.
  
  And that includes the Coy HQ and 84mm section, mind you.

  hmmmmm in a way i think RSAF ICT is much easier to handle.
  
  u dun have to recall so many people back.
  
  and its usually not for exercise, its just to waste 2 weeks of your life getting allowance and doing virtually nothing.
  
  but today's oath taking, is just silly... blah blah blah "...WITH MY LIFE!"
• Keii

  2 Jul 07, 10:48

  I think I'm dumb. GSS on. And I'm not shopping for anything new.
• elindra

  2 Jul 07, 10:49

  Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:

  my dog likes durian
  
  will lick lick the seed until no more flesh but he still lick lick lick
  
  

  Same la
  He goes nuts if we buy durian home
  He will bark excitedly and drool until there is a big puddle on the floor and then do all the tricks he knows so that we will give him more durian
• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 10:49

  uhh.. that's household income right?
  
  so... if 10 people in the household are working, earning about $850 each, and are living in the same unit because they cannot afford better, they'd be unable to get that subsidy?
• the Bear

  2 Jul 07, 10:50

  don't be part of the problem which is plaguing the world.. that is.. being part of the consumer society... where we buy for the sake of buying...
  
  buy only what you need...
  
  

  Originally posted by Keii:

  I think I'm dumb. GSS on. And I'm not shopping for anything new.