Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 46th Edition
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you thinking aboutstella or av, not me.Originally posted by the_don:oh really? not even ah lau's hands?
oh national s|av3y ...... well, must act sey mah, if not we will be eaten by other countries mah... not like we r not being eaten already but at least we r still a nation.. not some colony or some sh|t
oh well, i've said it b4 i know there is a need, but have lots of doubts about the way its being carried out and whether all the pple/events/jobs are needed. -
oh well, at least it provides a job for lots of pple.... like the banglas who wash recruits dishes and the aunties who cook. pay is still darn good for freshies n u dun need to worry abt wat to wear.. it's the same old thing everyday
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I swear this site is a gag put up by some phd student writing a paper on the gullibility of consumers or something. In the meantime its raking in lots of $$$, from what I hear.
This is his latest 'product'. Explore the rest of the site for more laughs
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this is stupid..
we have this bigass expensive IT system.. and when i want to submit my ICT unrecorded leave, i have to do it using hardcopy because the stupid system cannot handle it
just how much money we threw into the IT systems which are lousier than the paper, i don't know
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super hungry. the bak chor mee was too little.
i should have bought sme curry puffs.. later around 4 i go down and tuang. -
wah lao.
i did my midnight run.
this morning my friend called me and i did another run at 11+
12pm soaked in the pool. 1215hrs i think i should be slightly burnt already.
later still gotta go work.
this better help with the slimming process!
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That was my very first complaint about the system. I joked that it was obviously designed by either foreigners or an all-woman teamOriginally posted by the Bear:this is stupid..
we have this bigass expensive IT system.. and when i want to submit my ICT unrecorded leave, i have to do it using hardcopy because the stupid system cannot handle it
just how much money we threw into the IT systems which are lousier than the paper, i don't know -
people who work shifts can't use the damned thing because it doesn't operate at night..
i'm thinking.. a bloody machine that needs rest vs people who get worked worse than machinesOriginally posted by av98m:That was my very first complaint about the system. I joked that it was obviously designed by either foreigners or an all-woman team -
looking at the accursed system again, it only allows for maternity and paternity leave in the unrecorded leave..
and the clicky which allows a search has only time-off-in-lieu
looks like it's an uncompleted job which was passed off as finished and accepted by numbskulls which don't know different -
on the subject of bad software, you should see the software we're forced to use for webpages. its so fucking bad its unbelievable. the first version was so buggy you could not save anything when using main editing screen in fullscreen mode. Switching back to the tiny window caused all changes to be lost. and guess what, when the issue was raised they 'solved' the problem by removing the full screen mode so now we all have to squint at the tiny windowOriginally posted by the Bear:people who work shifts can't use the damned thing because it doesn't operate at night..
i'm thinking.. a bloody machine that needs rest vs people who get worked worse than machines -
sort of reminds me of Pol Pot.. he executed all the 'unemployed' and claimed that the country has 100% employment...
but then, the 100% employment = slavedrivers and cannon fodder in the killing fields.. -
Pls lor TX is no way girly looking hor
At the same time besides those irritating limp wrist handshakes IÂ’m talking about guys with skin so soft and smooth that it feels like they have never even held a pen in their life before. -
i duno how to classify as rough hands or smooth hands.
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roaches have six legs, therefore no handsOriginally posted by stellazio:i duno how to classify as rough hands or smooth hands.
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Originally posted by the Bear:roaches have six legs, therefore no hands
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i mean how to classify as in generally, not my own la.Originally posted by the Bear:roaches have six legs, therefore no hands -
You really have 6 legs and no handsOriginally posted by stellazio:i mean how to classify as in generally, not my own la. 
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dunno if it's my phone or the batt that is screwed..
i tried calling up M1 a while ago to sort out some kind of roaming problem on my mom's phone.. less than 10 minutes, the batt goes "low battery" and beeps a lot..
i turn it off and back on again, it shows full power -
i was waitin for the bus to go home... den i heard someone said.. hey xxx we didn bastard u leh.. we take Bus B instead of bus A
den on n on i heard the boys say we didn bastard u...
bastard is used like this meh? -
the bastards were bastardising the bastard of a language called English
(and that.. is how you use the word)Originally posted by shinta:i was waitin for the bus to go home... den i heard someone said.. hey xxx we didn bastard u leh.. we take Bus B instead of bus A
den on n on i heard the boys say we didn bastard u...
bastard is used like this meh? -
yeah, u didn't know?Originally posted by shinta:i was waitin for the bus to go home... den i heard someone said.. hey xxx we didn bastard u leh.. we take Bus B instead of bus A
den on n on i heard the boys say we didn bastard u...
bastard is used like this meh?
bastard - play you out
e.g. wah lao eh, u all bastard me sial -
That is Ah Beng language
They actually changed the meanings of some words
There are a few more examples but I canÂ’t remember off-head
They did bastardize the meanings of some words -
i don't know how the new form of usage came about actually.
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i have never heard my ah beng frenz use bastard like this..Originally posted by kopiosatu:yeah, u didn't know?
bastard - play you out
e.g. wah lao eh, u all bastard me sial
oh well most of my "beng" frenz dun use bastard at all -
Not Beng enoughOriginally posted by shinta:i have never heard my ah beng frenz use bastard like this..
oh well most of my "beng" frenz dun use bastard at all