Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 53rd Edition
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I really need to do something about my father's mattresses.....they were left in a closed up room for too long...they have a stale smell on them.
I didnt really know it till I was unable to sleep in after I woke up at 4am and smelt it.
And I really need to stop munching in bed. Its attracting little red ants.
And I need to get more bras.......
I also need to lose more weight. Folks has been telling me how round I look nowadays. -
The hubster just got home from work. He says he pulled a fast one on his boss, who had asked him to turn in an evaluation report. The hubby wrote up a fake one just because, and submitted it.
Under Comments on Performance, here's what the hubster wrote:
1. Hubster reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace but not really going anywhere.
2. He's got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
3. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
4. Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
5. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiousity.
6. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
7. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
8. In short, he works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
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They were all busy preparing for the trial lah. It was so hectic the past 2 days and I was the only wan spared the hectic typing, binding & recording of statements & affidavits.Originally posted by the Bear:so.. how the billing?
ask people how to do lah..
i'm hungry now
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ant-poison...
throw away the mattress or give it to the salvos..
anyway, go start a riot today.. go ask your bosses about the 85 thing.. -
I am going to modify it and paste it outside my cubicle describing myself!Originally posted by jetta:The hubster just got home from work. He says he pulled a fast one on his boss, who had asked him to turn in an evaluation report. The hubby wrote up a fake one just because, and submitted it.
Under Comments on Performance, here's what the hubster wrote:
1. Hubster reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace but not really going anywhere.
2. He's got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
3. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
4. Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
5. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiousity.
6. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
7. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
8. In short, he works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. -
Aiyoh, the planets were all in line that day.Originally posted by the Bear:wah!! your high score beat mine by 2!
Never to be repeated again. 
I usually bowl a 130, give or take. So you can imagine my surprise. -
another: he sets delusional goals which soar to the heights of bare mediocrity and always misses themOriginally posted by jetta:The hubster just got home from work. He says he pulled a fast one on his boss, who had asked him to turn in an evaluation report. The hubby wrote up a fake one just because, and submitted it.
Under Comments on Performance, here's what the hubster wrote:
1. Hubster reminds me very much of a gyroscope - always spinning around at a frantic pace but not really going anywhere.
2. He's got a full 6-pack but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
3. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
4. Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
5. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiousity.
6. He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire satisfaction.
7. He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.
8. In short, he works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap. -
130 is good..
think i'll go bowling
Originally posted by jetta:Aiyoh, the planets were all in line that day. Never to be repeated again. I usually bowl a 130, give or take. -
Morning
In other news, Qantas found out a fake engineer... He 'approved' 1000 international flights for take off at Sydney
It was only last month they found out that his cert is fake and he did not went for any exam -
I wonder just how it would sound for No. 5
Her men will follow her everywhere, just out of curiosity. -
How to modify NO. 2 to sound relevant to me?
got a full 6 pack but lacking plastic thingy to hold it together?
I assume that meant the tummy right? -
130 on good days.Originally posted by the Bear:130 is good..
think i'll go bowling I am capable of a 96 as well. -
Bingo.Originally posted by viciouskitty74:How to modify NO. 2 to sound relevant to me?
got a full 6 pack but lacking plastic thingy to hold it together?
I assume that meant the tummy right? -
Won't be the first, nor the last.Originally posted by sbst275:Morning
In other news, Qantas found out a fake engineer... He 'approved' 1000 international flights for take off at Sydney
It was only last month they found out that his cert is fake and he did not went for any exam
Morning sbs. Ho boh?
Did you hear about a US basketball ref who's on the take? The man's in deep doo-doo. -
morning... hoh hohOriginally posted by jetta:Won't be the first, nor the last.
Morning sbs. Ho boh?
Did you hear about a US basketball ref who's on the take? The man's in deep doo-doo.
Nope What it is abt? -
the ref? i forgot if it was him or Michael Vick who pleaded guilty...
i think Vick should go into PMITA prison for a LONG time
Originally posted by jetta:Won't be the first, nor the last.
Morning sbs. Ho boh?
Did you hear about a US basketball ref who's on the take? The man's in deep doo-doo. -
Here's the link:Originally posted by sbst275:morning... hoh hoh
Nope What it is abt?
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/nba/20070815-1201-bkn-bettingprobe.html -
What the heckOriginally posted by jetta: -
Wah, read so fast!Originally posted by sbst275:What the heck -
he may get 25 years for being on the take...
Vick may get 5 years for torturing dogs and making them fight in a cruel bloodsport... -
http://www.signonsandiego.com/sports/nfl/20070718-9999-1s18vick.htmlOriginally posted by the Bear:he may get 25 years for being on the take...
Vick may get 5 years for torturing dogs and making them fight in a cruel bloodsport... -
OMG
Now PRC made clothes also kena prob... -
makes me wonder about things..
guy who was convicted of leeching off his neighbour's internet connection was sentenced to more time than someone arrested for assaultOriginally posted by jetta: -
And someone who sued ppl for 'defamation' and his bad deeds was found out later on... Gets only 3 monthsOriginally posted by the Bear:makes me wonder about things..
guy who was convicted of leeching off his neighbour's internet connection was sentenced to more time than someone arrested for assault
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clicky here => Formalin in clothesOriginally posted by sbst275:OMG
Now PRC made clothes also kena prob...