Just want to let you know...
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To Ms so & so
If you are not interested in a date, just say so.
Don't need to avoid me like a mice meeting a cat.
I don't bite, not literally I guess.
Yours faithfully bitten
Kenashi
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To my girl,
Even though we can only meet up 2-3 times a week, but I want to let you know I miss you as always.
I love you.
Yours truly,
Your idiot
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to the ah tiong on my right in train the other day: like i've said to u, this is NOT your house, can you NOT cut your nails here??!!
to the idiot on my left: you don't need TAT much space between your legs u noe??!!!
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Dear XX
Dx missed TX. Rx Required!
:D
Dennis the 没录用
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Dearie,
Thank you for the nice words, memories and probably that everytime I get wet situation when you said something that really should have moved me.
But I am just lusty.......and I am not happy when you play that blow hot and cold thing with me shitz.
Nite.
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to: ---
i guess this just means u're human - genetically programmed to evolve, change and move on from me.
i guess this also means i'm finally free to return to my vices.
will also revert to old plans, they should be fun. thanks for the memories.
chip
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To: Chippy
*pass a pack of cigarette*
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To : internal auditor
If you have done the desk review on the checksheets we submit to you properly, we will not have failed in the interview with the Japan auditor.
To the GM of the other section
hello, if you are unhappy about my small boss, go tell the idiotic, low eq and no brainer big boss.
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To : The cowardly ppl on the train last night
Seventh month and halloween has past, so there is really no more gui in the middle of the train, move your fat butts instead of sticking your faces at the doors n causing ppl to be late becos they can't board the train.
your sincerely
the guy who is damn disappointed at the way you all are behaving
(luckily the guy is on the train)
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Baby. Are u real? Fairy.
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to: eye doctor person and nurse person
ALL DOCTORS AND NURSES SHOULD BE LIKE YOU BOTH!
to nurse person:
you'd better not leave until it's all over
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To my boss,
Please consider my workload and my cross backup collick. She is doing a major project with lot of follow up so do i. How can you put 2 major project backup each other and letting the two other engineer just doing simple project backup small case.
It very unfair and we can't work balance. You are killing the two major project engineers here.
Please do a work level balance review. Haiz..
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To him,
1) I was pissed off with the blow hot, blow cold attitude you gave me.
2) For heavens sake, She isnt your ex g/f yet, so kindly do not insert me as your current g/f.
3) I wasnt crying. You think I was crying??!!! For what?
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To Ms xxx,
Please read my profile before sending me msg.
I can't read msg cos i didn't sign up for premium membership.
If u r interested in moi, at least bother to read my profile instead of just staring at my body.
Your faithfully waiting Kenashi
(I know you are hot but i don't know that u r blind too)
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dear: nurse person
I can't stop you from leaving. but stay another 3 months ok.
PLEASE!
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To some g/fs,
I am well aware about how you are not happy that I got various types of men at my heels.
Do rest assured that they arent doing it because I am so charming whatsoever. They probably are so, because I am easy, loose & has no more morals then your pinky finger.
Until then, for heavens sake. Stop doing the holey act with me. I know full well what you have been gossiping about behind my back. I correctly predicted it because like most females with that higher then thou Holey-ness, you females can not get over yoru natural instinct, heck, its hard for me most times to get over my biatchiness too even though most men classify me as 'Man' too.
But until you loosen up and go with flow of things and maintain a sane balance of your emotions.....I cant help much. Therefore I have been avoiding adding to your stress.
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To my old arch rival,
I have been quietly recuperating and slowly but surely, I'm getting my old self back but hell, you ain't seen nuthin' yet! Just you wait! I've almost lost everything and the past few years have dealt me with incredulous blows but just you wait... I will regain it all back... and then some!
This cat is purring once more, and I'm revving it up to a huge, mighty roar! So there!
You will never be able to outwit nor outlast me when I'm in my prime!
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To all the bastards who smirked and didn't care and instead, mocked me when I fell flat on my face and struggled to get up... ... ...
UP YOURS!!!
You will all get your just desserts... and the scalding heat will burn down the roof of your mouth and incinerate your carpet of a tongue! -
oh no...scary..
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oh.. i have 1 too.
TO miss k XXXXX
..for godsake why whenever i speak to you.. or u speak to anyone.. u have to mention ' my boyfren my boyfren' in the conversation 7 times out of 10 its getting real annyoing . Especially to me ! OK not that im interested in you. im jealous but i dont want to know how n what u n your boyfren are doing also ! my goodness ..
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Originally posted by SGporkz:
oh no...scary..
You say me, ah?!
Hehehehehe!
You don't have to be scared lah, Xiao Di! To you, I'm harmless one! -
To myself & that babe of a guy,
Damn! I am being so hypocritical!
I know I dumped you, but can you for the hell not be so nice to me! Its irritating and sending me wrong signals.
First you care so much for me, being so diabetic sweet and so on.
Then you tell me you want to do this as a friend!
Basket! I nearly went ahead of my logic and jumped you! You what! Playing the hard to get with me! I nearly died of suppressed humour!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
To all the bastards who smirked and didn't care and instead, mocked me when I fell flat on my face and struggled to get up... ... ...
UP YOURS!!!
You will all get your just desserts... and the scalding heat will burn down the roof of your mouth and incinerate your carpet of a tongue!
I subscribed to the principles of laughing at friends that fell flat on their faces and than helping them up.Does it count as being mean?
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Originally posted by viciouskitty74:
I subscribed to the principles of laughing at friends that fell flat on their faces and than helping them up.Does it count as being mean?
Yeah.
I will refuse to be helped by someone who's had the satisfaction of laughing when I'm badly hurt. There's a time to laugh, and laughter at the wrong times and context, is mockery. -
Originally posted by Rhonda:
Yeah.
I will refuse to be helped by someone who's had the satisfaction of laughing when I'm badly hurt. There's a time to laugh, and laughter at the wrong times and context, is mockery.
Chin up Rhon!