Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 56th Edition

• InnoHippo

  19 Sep 07, 16:07

  Originally posted by Celtic Knot:

  erm...no leh...i go home and eat more....

  yalor .... more exercise improved appetite
  
  
• InnoHippo

  19 Sep 07, 16:11

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  what kind of sexercise?

  u thinking of karma sutra izzit?
  
  
• laurence82

  19 Sep 07, 16:11

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  what kind of sexercise?

  bend a lot
  
  lie down a lot
  
  
• Celtic Knot

  19 Sep 07, 16:20

  i am going home to lie down liao..
  
  chat tonight * *
• the Bear

  19 Sep 07, 17:06

  my colleague may be closer and closer to total despair
  
  the boss found an old format and decided to throw it at us, telling us to write the bloody project specs in that format.. even when it adds nothing to the specs except a lot of.. uhh.. more trees killed and more braincells murdered
  
  
• Ferret

  19 Sep 07, 17:17

  I am so totally pissed right now.
  
  
  
  there's this sales i have been chasing.
  
  problem has always been blardy delivery date.
  
  now i managed to get an earlier delivery for him and then now he tells me that my colleague has been quoting him a lower price.
  
  Fark.
  
  and he wont tell me which farker did it.
  
  because if i found out who, that bastard is dead meat.
  
  $$#&%**^%^*%*^&^%**^$%&#%&
  
• InnoHippo

  19 Sep 07, 17:26

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I am so totally pissed right now.
  
  
  
  there's this sales i have been chasing.
  
  problem has always been blardy delivery date.
  
  now i managed to get an earlier delivery for him and then now he tells me that my colleague has been quoting him a lower price.
  
  Fark.
  
  and he wont tell me which farker did it.
  
  because if i found out who, that bastard is dead meat.
  
  $$#&%**^%^*%*^&^%**^$%&#%&
  

  maybe it's a trick to get u to lower price for him
  
  
• Ferret

  19 Sep 07, 17:29

  Originally posted by InnoHippo:

  maybe it's a trick to get u to lower price for him
  
  

  nope. he knows our exact price structure.
  
  i am pissed because this item only available in my outlet.
  
  and whoever that asshole dares to sell at that price will get shot from me and the boss.
  
  
• the Bear

  19 Sep 07, 17:32

  proposal in dy dir's room..
  
  hope it comes through smoothly and i can start writing out the specs in the stupid format
• av98m

  19 Sep 07, 17:34

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  my colleague may be closer and closer to total despair
  
  the boss found an old format and decided to throw it at us, telling us to write the bloody project specs in that format.. even when it adds nothing to the specs except a lot of.. uhh.. more trees killed and more braincells murdered
  
  

  
  
  is he familiar with Dilbert?
• av98m

  19 Sep 07, 17:34

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  I am so totally pissed right now.
  
  
  
  there's this sales i have been chasing.
  
  problem has always been blardy delivery date.
  
  now i managed to get an earlier delivery for him and then now he tells me that my colleague has been quoting him a lower price.
  
  Fark.
  
  and he wont tell me which farker did it.
  
  because if i found out who, that bastard is dead meat.
  
  $$#&%**^%^*%*^&^%**^$%&#%&
  

  he might be smoking you, typical niao sai Singaporean
• the Bear

  19 Sep 07, 17:36

  let the boss shoot him.. you just need to sit there and gloat
  
  

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  nope. he knows our exact price structure.
  
  i am pissed because this item only available in my outlet.
  
  and whoever that asshole dares to sell at that price will get shot from me and the boss.
  
  

• InnoHippo

  19 Sep 07, 17:37

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  nope. he knows our exact price structure.
  
  i am pissed because this item only available in my outlet.
  
  and whoever that asshole dares to sell at that price will get shot from me and the boss.
  
  

  who let the dogs out? who who who
  
  
• hisoka

  19 Sep 07, 17:37

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  nope. he knows our exact price structure.
  
  i am pissed because this item only available in my outlet.
  
  and whoever that asshole dares to sell at that price will get shot from me and the boss.
  
  

  tell him to buy from that guy if he can get his hands on it lor since its from your outlet only
• Ferret

  19 Sep 07, 17:37

  Originally posted by av98m:

  he might be smoking you, typical niao sai Singaporean

  he didnt.
  
  the numbers he gave were very specific.
  
  i deal with typical niao sai customers everyday, i'd learn to tell them apart.
  
  i am so blardy furious now.
  
  
• the Bear

  19 Sep 07, 17:39

  i shall go pin up the best of Dilbert comics or bring my Dilbert books to put in my cubicle
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  
  is he familiar with Dilbert?

• Ferret

  19 Sep 07, 17:40

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  tell him to buy from that guy if he can get his hands on it lor since its from your outlet only

  i cant tell him that outright without being rude, can i ?
  
  
  
  professional customer service.
  
  -rOar-
  
  
• av98m

  19 Sep 07, 17:42

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  he didnt.
  
  the numbers he gave were very specific.
  
  i deal with typical niao sai customers everyday, i'd learn to tell them apart.
  
  i am so blardy furious now.
  
  

  OK, so like bear said, tell your boss and sit back
• av98m

  19 Sep 07, 17:43

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i shall go pin up the best of Dilbert comics or bring my Dilbert books to put in my cubicle
  
  

  
  
  he sounds like a very young chap
• Ferret

  19 Sep 07, 17:43

  Originally posted by av98m:

  OK, so like bear said, tell your boss and sit back

  not without knowing who did it.
  
  until that customer made a purchase, then i will know.
  
  
• av98m

  19 Sep 07, 17:45

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  not without knowing who did it.
  
  until that customer made a purchase, then i will know.
  
  

  so I guess you can only tell him you cannot match his price
  
  also let your boss know what your customer said about the price?
• the Bear

  19 Sep 07, 17:49

  I would like to match his price but I am unable to.
  
  As much as it pains me to lose your custom, business is business, and I would not fault you if you took up the other salesman's offer as it is a better price.
  
  I hope that I would be able to meet your needs in future. We are always at your service.
  
  
  
  

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  i cant tell him that outright without being rude, can i ?
  
  
  
  professional customer service.
  
  -rOar-
  
  

• the Bear

  19 Sep 07, 17:50

  11 years my junior and learning the stupidity that is inherent in senior management
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  
  he sounds like a very young chap

• av98m

  19 Sep 07, 17:51

  looking through an organisation's financial statements now.
  
  fishy......VERY fishy
  
  *sigh*
• the Bear

  19 Sep 07, 17:53

  the en-bloc *&$^ers?
  
  

  Originally posted by av98m:

  looking through an organisation's financial statements now.
  
  fishy......VERY fishy
  
  *sigh*