Originally posted by the Bear:don't understand whats wrong with the bio one. i would have thought it would be useful for determining allergies, skin disease or whatever
uhh.. no.. i've been eating this fish for most of my life :p
anyway.. for laughs...
[b]This year's IgNobel winners include:
"Chemistry" - Mayu Yamamoto of the International Medical Centre of Japan, for developing a way to extract vanillin, or vanilla fragrance and flavoring, from cow dung. "She seems to claim if companies start using this method it might help with global warming because some of all the cow dung that causes problems in the atmopshere will start getting used," Abrahams said.
"Linguistics" - Juan Manuel Toro, Josep B. Trobalon and Nuria Sebastian-Galles, of Universitat de Barcelona - for a study showing rats sometimes fail to distinguish between a person speaking Japanese backwards and a person speaking Dutch backwards.
"Peace Prize" - The Air Force Wright Laboratory, Dayton, Ohio for instigating research and development on a chemical weapon, the so-called "gay bomb," that "will make enemy soldiers become sexually irresistible to each other".
"Biology" - Dr. Johanna E.M.H. van Bronswijk of Eindhoven University of Technology, The Netherlands, for their census of all the mites, insects, spiders, pseudoscorpions, crustaceans, bacteria, algae, ferns and fungi that share our beds at night.
"Economics" - Kuo Cheng Hsieh, of Taichung, Taiwan, for patenting a device in 2001 that catches bank robbers by dropping a net over them, known as the "net trapping system for capturing a robber immediately".[/b]
same here, i feel like such a failure when i see those idiots raking in the millions so easilyOriginally posted by Fatum:I dunno ... I just feel like a failure compared to my cousins ....
master degrees at ivy league schools .... scholarships and all that ... management jobs straight out from school etc etc .....
while the prodigal son spent his youth puttering around coral reefs, fishing and wearing a huge backpack around the region ......
the cousins decided that NUS was not good enough for them and went overseas to cornell and columbia on scholarships ....
the prodigal son decided that he didn't want NTU engineering and badgered his parents to let him escape Singapore to see the world ....
the cousins returned in triumph to prestigious jobs in Singapore ... the prodigal son stayed on to hack code at an obscure place while wearing bermudas and T-shirts and slippers to work ... but mainly to chase skirts .... *skirt .....
and now the prodigal son decides he's had enough and wants to come home ? ......................................
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KNS if like that me and my brother should go kill ourselves ><Originally posted by Fatum:I dunno ... I just feel like a failure compared to my cousins ....
master degrees at ivy league schools .... scholarships and all that ... management jobs straight out from school etc etc .....
while the prodigal son spent his youth puttering around coral reefs, fishing and wearing a huge backpack around the region ......
the cousins decided that NUS was not good enough for them and went overseas to cornell and columbia on scholarships ....
the prodigal son decided that he didn't want NTU engineering and badgered his parents to let him escape Singapore to see the world ....
the cousins returned in triumph to prestigious jobs in Singapore ... the prodigal son stayed on to hack code at an obscure place while wearing bermudas and T-shirts and slippers to work ... but mainly to chase skirts .... *skirt .....
and now the prodigal son decides he's had enough and wants to come home ? ......................................
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Suddenly I regret posting that banner ><Originally posted by Fatum:omigod ! ... av's really scary now ! ... >.< ! ...
liddat I might as well go commit suicide right this very instant liaoOriginally posted by Fatum:I dunno ... I just feel like a failure compared to my cousins ....
master degrees at ivy league schools .... scholarships and all that ... management jobs straight out from school etc etc .....
while the prodigal son spent his youth puttering around coral reefs, fishing and wearing a huge backpack around the region ......
the cousins decided that NUS was not good enough for them and went overseas to cornell and columbia on scholarships ....
the prodigal son decided that he didn't want NTU engineering and badgered his parents to let him escape Singapore to see the world ....
the cousins returned in triumph to prestigious jobs in Singapore ... the prodigal son stayed on to hack code at an obscure place while wearing bermudas and T-shirts and slippers to work ... but mainly to chase skirts .... *skirt .....
and now the prodigal son decides he's had enough and wants to come home ? ......................................
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Originally posted by elindra:Suddenly I regret posting that banner ><
I posted this too ><Originally posted by av98m:liddat I might as well go comit suicide right this very instant liao
but our whole life is comparing. even how much we can spend/buy is based on comparisonOriginally posted by elindra:I posted this too ><
Want to compare cannot finish comparing ><
are you any less of a human being because you are not in management or have an ivy league degree?Originally posted by Fatum:I don't like to compare either ...
but I can't help thinking of what my parents must have thought sometimes .....![]()
Stop guessing and wondering what others think of you! I believe it's more important what you think of yourself. Learn to see some worths in yourself! If one cannot see that in themselves, how can one expect others to do so?Originally posted by Fatum:I don't like to compare either ...
but I can't help thinking of what my parents must have thought sometimes .....![]()
you talking about our greedy pap ministers right. please dun use them as an exampleOriginally posted by hisoka:but our whole life is comparing. even how much we can spend/buy is based on comparison![]()
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no, i'm serious. whether we are rich or poor is determined by comparison. even how fortunate we are.Originally posted by av98m:you talking about our greedy pap ministers right. please dun use them as an example![]()
At the end of the day like honey say is how we view ourselves and strive to improveOriginally posted by hisoka:no, i'm serious. whether we are rich or poor is determined by comparison. even how fortunate we are.![]()
quite sad sometimes that i'm so dumb![]()
hisk, after reading what I've typed in the last few pages, now can you see my stand in the inheritance thread ? ...Originally posted by hisoka:no, i'm serious. whether we are rich or poor is determined by comparison. even how fortunate we are.![]()
quite sad sometimes that i'm so dumb![]()
All my cousins hold Degrees, PhD's. Are all lawyers, bosses, or top students.Originally posted by Fatum:I dunno ... I just feel like a failure compared to my cousins ....
master degrees at ivy league schools .... scholarships and all that ... management jobs straight out from school etc etc .....
while the prodigal son spent his youth puttering around coral reefs, fishing and wearing a huge backpack around the region ......
the cousins decided that NUS was not good enough for them and went overseas to cornell and columbia on scholarships ....
the prodigal son decided that he didn't want NTU engineering and badgered his parents to let him escape Singapore to see the world ....
the cousins returned in triumph to prestigious jobs in Singapore ... the prodigal son stayed on to hack code at an obscure place while wearing bermudas and T-shirts and slippers to work ... but mainly to chase skirts .... *skirt .....
and now the prodigal son decides he's had enough and wants to come home ? ......................................
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i know there must always be pple at the bottom and others who stand on those below to reach the top.Originally posted by elindra:At the end of the day like honey say is how we view ourselves and strive to improve
If everyone had the same abilities the world won't work at all
Everyone will want the top jobs and no one wants to do ground work or the middle level work
It's like a machinery where everyone have their role to play
Yeah but that is life isn't itOriginally posted by hisoka:i know there must always be pple at the bottom and others who stand on those below to reach the top.
but it still sucks to be the downtrodden by so many![]()
hmmz btw how to write whats the greatest non-academic achievement convincingly and attractively?![]()
i know what you are saying. i also didn't say you were wrong to think so, but i feel you were coming down abit hard on the TS based on just your views. as some one said some empathy.Originally posted by Fatum:hisk, after reading what I've typed in the last few pages, now can you see my stand in the inheritance thread ? ...