Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 61st Edition
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I was like a sick meow (in cantonese) and slept early last nite....Originally posted by viciouskitty74:and I am sick again.
woke up this morning.....nose running, sneezing and itchy throat....its now kinda real obvious.
I am farking sick for every week of this month!
now feeling better oredi...
maybe u need more rest lor..
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ohOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:Lets just say, both lil ones are getting bigger. Their mummy needs asian foods and will rather make the trip to asia then me going up to OC living off them.
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x2Originally posted by elindra:I know it's mean to laugh SC but your duck story is funny
duck balls..... *trying to put a straight face, pretending to type correspondence to client* -
but it'd be hard for u to get a loan or anything with hsbc againOriginally posted by viciouskitty74:And....look at that....the bankruptcy will stop the creditor from continuing their high interest on the original sum...making it easier to pay off.....like maybe in 2 months
and ur application for loans with other banks will be kinda hard also
and some companies might not hire u if u decide to change a job
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google says what SC had were not duck testicles ...
http://images.google.ca/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=duck+testicles&btnG=Search+Images
lookie .... their balls are a lot bigger ...
what you had was probably the oil gland in the ass ... -
I totally lost it.Originally posted by tare:duck balls..... *trying to put a straight face, pretending to type correspondence to client*
Was laughing, chocking, coughing..... -
I'm not sure if I should feel comforted.Originally posted by Fatum:google says what SC had were not duck testicles ...
http://images.google.ca/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=duck+testicles&btnG=Search+Images
lookie .... their balls are a lot bigger ...
what you had was probably the oil gland in the ass ...
On one hand... err.. what I ate was much smaller
On the other hand.. err.. the SHAPE and colouring sure looks similar.
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i did say to hope that it was the ballsOriginally posted by Fatum:google says what SC had were not duck testicles ...
http://images.google.ca/images?svnum=10&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=duck+testicles&btnG=Search+Images
lookie .... their balls are a lot bigger ...
what you had was probably the oil gland in the ass ... 
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oh well its not the worst around anyway. be gladOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:I'm not sure if I should feel comforted.
On one hand... err.. what I ate was much smaller
On the other hand.. err.. the SHAPE and colouring sure looks similar.
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U know, i was once branded as a "hopeless" case also ?Originally posted by Fatum:some of the stories from his students really makes your heart ache ...
our society stratifies everyone so early on, and our young gets saddled with different labels with connotations about different levels of future achievements so early on in life ...
some of his students told of teachers who told them to just shut up and stay at the back of the class, who were excused from homework, who branded their students as hopeless cases, who told them they would never amount to anything in life, who advised them not to take O' levels cos they were going to fail anyways .... when the authority figure treats you as such, is it any surprise that these students would come to disrespect authority ? ...
Simply cos I wont (or cant) fit into the so called "norm" students. -
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA !Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:*psst* i heard of a teacher who told her kids...
mice are small mouses
mouse is a mouse
and rats are big mouses. -
I would just like to share this fact.
I managed to trick myself into a salon without much arguements todae~!
muahahahahhahhahhaha
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in primary 5, I was given the title "TEAM LEADER" of the Group..Originally posted by Ferret:U know, i was once branded as a "hopeless" case also ?
Simply cos I wont (or cant) fit into the so called "norm" students.
"Worst handwritting in the class." group ..... -
Sad to say I like to eat a well cleaned bishop's nose deep fried
I didn't know it can be so delicious until I went to this malay friend's house for a project and his mum fried it for us to eat
We were eating happily and we asked what is it
But it is really delicious -
going home liao...going to pasar malam near my house....before going home for dinner....tempted to buy junk food home to eat tonight too..
chat tonight... -
Huh, how can one trick oneself???Originally posted by Ferret:I would just like to share this fact.
I managed to trick myself into a salon without much arguements todae~!
muahahahahhahhahhaha
-smug look-
I need to go to the salon to get my hair trimmed too -
I vividly recalled this particular e maths exam, just before O levels.Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:in primary 5, I was given the title "TEAM LEADER" of the Group..
"Worst handwritting in the class." group .....
Everyone was mugging so hard..
But...me...open maths textbook....will snooze.
SO. As expected, when the results came out...I did badly.
The then e maths teacher (also happen to be discipline master wtf) was handing out results saying that those who fail or slightly passed must attend remedial classes.
Then he got to me...said in an extremely loud voice...
"HOPELESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NO NEED TO ATTEND"
I was...
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but you went out soon after without doing anything?Originally posted by Ferret:I would just like to share this fact.
I managed to trick myself into a salon without much arguements todae~!
muahahahahhahhahhaha
-smug look- -
I started mugging for my e.math paper 6 months before the O's okOriginally posted by Ferret:I vividly recalled this particular e maths exam, just before O levels.
Everyone was mugging so hard..
But...me...open maths textbook....will snooze.
SO. As expected, when the results came out...I did badly.
The then e maths teacher (also happen to be discipline master wtf) was handing out results saying that those who fail or slightly passed must attend remedial classes.
Then he got to me...said in an extremely loud voice...
"HOPELESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NO NEED TO ATTEND"
I was...
I got a B3 -
I told myself...just going for lunch...!Originally posted by elindra:Huh, how can one trick oneself???
I need to go to the salon to get my hair trimmed too
then i walk walk walk past...then stepped in !
No arguements there !
muahahahhaha
shocked myself a bit though.
Cut + treatment = total $146.00
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these are the types of teachers than shouldn't be teaching!!Originally posted by Ferret:I vividly recalled this particular e maths exam, just before O levels.
Everyone was mugging so hard..
But...me...open maths textbook....will snooze.
SO. As expected, when the results came out...I did badly.
The then e maths teacher (also happen to be discipline master wtf) was handing out results saying that those who fail or slightly passed must attend remedial classes.
Then he got to me...said in an extremely loud voice...
"HOPELESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NO NEED TO ATTEND"
I was... 
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same here... i need to get my hair cut, treated and dyed to cover all those white strands that are sprouting out....Originally posted by elindra:Huh, how can one trick oneself???
I need to go to the salon to get my hair trimmed too -
Nope. Got a cut + treatement.Originally posted by hisoka:but you went out soon after without doing anything?
I was scowling so badly there.
The guy kept asking, lift ur chin leh, dont shy...
I NOT SHY LAH, I AM TERRIFIED ! -
I neber study... But got a B4 I think....Originally posted by elindra:I started mugging for my e.math paper 6 months before the O's ok
I got a B3 -
I remember what my E maths teacher said just after he handed us our prelim papers back....Originally posted by Ferret:I vividly recalled this particular e maths exam, just before O levels.
Everyone was mugging so hard..
But...me...open maths textbook....will snooze.
SO. As expected, when the results came out...I did badly.
The then e maths teacher (also happen to be discipline master wtf) was handing out results saying that those who fail or slightly passed must attend remedial classes.
Then he got to me...said in an extremely loud voice...
"HOPELESS PEOPLE LIKE YOU NO NEED TO ATTEND"
I was...
I flipped and i saw that he had entirely cancelled out one of the problem questions that I did... So i blur blur went to ask him why it was cancelled.
Then he said loudly to the whole class to hear: "that's because some people are so Gong Gong... ask you to do 5 questions you go and do 6! Too much time issit?"
But he was nice... cos instead of cancelling the last question (as were the official practice) for which I scored real well, he cancelled out the one that i scored worst at....