Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 61st Edition
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did the guy use tape on u?Originally posted by Ferret:Nope. Got a cut + treatement.
I was scowling so badly there.
The guy kept asking, lift ur chin leh, dont shy...
I NOT SHY LAH, I AM TERRIFIED !
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so exp!!! what did you do?Originally posted by Ferret:I told myself...just going for lunch...!
then i walk walk walk past...then stepped in !
No arguements there !
muahahahhaha
shocked myself a bit though.
Cut + treatment = total $146.00
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there's a second part to this story de....Originally posted by hisoka:these are the types of teachers than shouldn't be teaching!!
He said IF I EVER managed to pass, he'll eat his words.
So i TRIED to mug lah. But leopards no change spots...open textbook still zzzzzz
But the day I got results hor, I got B something...then I walked up to him, threw him a smug look and said, EHhhh Pass leh.
U shld see the look on his face sia. He was like so proud of himself. Like machiam he motivated me to study and then i passed de. -
tat duck have smaller balls??Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:I'm not sure if I should feel comforted.
On one hand... err.. what I ate was much smaller
On the other hand.. err.. the SHAPE and colouring sure looks similar.
-gag gag-
or the balls shrunk when it see the slaughter....
sorry SC i noe i not helping but tis is damn funny
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*ROTFL*Originally posted by tare:tat duck have smaller balls??
or the balls shrunk when it see the slaughter....
sorry SC i noe i not helping but tis is damn funny -
So hardworking !!!!!!Originally posted by KittynMeow:I remember what my E maths teacher said just after he handed us our prelim papers back....
I flipped and i saw that he had entirely cancelled out one of the problem questions that I did... So i blur blur went to ask him why it was cancelled.
Then he said loudly to the whole class to hear: "that's because some people are so Gong Gong... ask you to do 5 questions you go and do 6! Too much time issit?"
But he was nice... cos instead of cancelling the last question (as were the official practice) for which I scored real well, he cancelled out the one that i scored worst at....
Ahahahahhhahaah ! U know, i was taking a maths one time...suey suey forgot got exam that day...accidentally went school.
So kana forced to sit for it. I used the paper, copied out all the questions and then hand in.
She asked me "Might as well hand in blank paper right ?"
I told her "Pass time nia..." -
Nope.Originally posted by InnoHippo:did the guy use tape on u?
He also kept asking why so quiet ...all the other customers all chit chatting one.
Wah Kaoz, scared until liddat expect me make small talk !!!! -
why you so proud sia?Originally posted by Ferret:So hardworking !!!!!!
Ahahahahhhahaah ! U know, i was taking a maths one time...suey suey forgot got exam that day...accidentally went school.
So kana forced to sit for it. I used the paper, copied out all the questions and then hand in.
She asked me "Might as well hand in blank paper right ?"
I told her "Pass time nia..." -
well, it worked right?Originally posted by Ferret:there's a second part to this story de....
He said IF I EVER managed to pass, he'll eat his words.
So i TRIED to mug lah. But leopards no change spots...open textbook still zzzzzz
But the day I got results hor, I got B something...then I walked up to him, threw him a smug look and said, EHhhh Pass leh.
U shld see the look on his face sia. He was like so proud of himself. Like machiam he motivated me to study and then i passed de. -
eh. what proud.Originally posted by stellazio:why you so proud sia?
I was being honest.
A maths was forced on me k. -
I loved A maths..
Rather that than E maths.. -
maybe he's proud of uOriginally posted by Ferret:there's a second part to this story de....
He said IF I EVER managed to pass, he'll eat his words.
So i TRIED to mug lah. But leopards no change spots...open textbook still zzzzzz
But the day I got results hor, I got B something...then I walked up to him, threw him a smug look and said, EHhhh Pass leh.
U shld see the look on his face sia. He was like so proud of himself. Like machiam he motivated me to study and then i passed de. -
maths were the easiest subjects around during sec and jcOriginally posted by bluejuice:I loved A maths..
Rather that than E maths.. -
2nd interview tomorrow morning
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tmr morning will be the loss of my civilian life.Originally posted by shinta:2nd interview tomorrow morning
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went to court to help bozz clear out the stuffs there.
one big suitcase of documents, i lug it back to my office myself. (dam proud)
Even managed to clear 2 staircase and then into a difficult door and the lift.
inside the lift, still managed to lift the suitcase to turn around so it's easier to lug out with.
mind you....that suitcase is taller then my waist (even in my high heels) and about the width of a office bozz chair.
And its heavy as heck.
I manage to slip from reporters and basically lug that thing back.....maybe about 20 metres? -
I hope i can go home early.
I need rest. -
enjoy whiel you can. shall grieve for youOriginally posted by stellazio:tmr morning will be the loss of my civilian life. -
*Salutes*Originally posted by stellazio:tmr morning will be the loss of my civilian life. 
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my 2 weeks confinement is up on the 9th.Originally posted by hisoka:enjoy whiel you can. shall grieve for you
but deepavali is on the 8th.
i wonder whether they'll let us go on the 8th. -
Originally posted by bluejuice:I loved A maths..
Rather that than E maths.. -
they will, i went out on the 2nd day of enlistment cos i was enlisted 30th decOriginally posted by stellazio:my 2 weeks confinement is up on the 9th.
but deepavali is on the 8th.
i wonder whether they'll let us go on the 8th. 
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but must book in on the same day but nighttime right?Originally posted by hisoka:they will, i went out on the 2nd day of enlistment cos i was enlisted 30th dec -
if successful tml morning will mark a new beginningOriginally posted by stellazio:tmr morning will be the loss of my civilian life. -
maybe 7th let u go home liaoOriginally posted by stellazio:my 2 weeks confinement is up on the 9th.
but deepavali is on the 8th.
i wonder whether they'll let us go on the 8th.