Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 61st Edition
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I copied this joke from Singapore Bikes Forum:
[QUOTE=tingchiyen;3452030]it's a joke, akin to this one:
One day, I was out with my mother-in-law and my wife at the Esplanade taking photographs of the Merlion when to my horror, I saw my mother-in-law had fallen into the water under the bridge and was screaming for help. As I rushed to the water's edge, I heard another scream from the other side and I saw that my wife had also fallen into the water. It was dark, the street-lights were all out and I was the only person there. There was no way I could save both of them before the other drowned. Now, the really tough question I have for you folks, bearing in mind the difficult choice that I was faced with: .... .... ... what speed setting should I have used on my camera? ASA 1600 or a long exposure with a slower speed?[/QUOTE] -
Another one:
[QUOTE=wadafark;3452528]Haha! It's just a joke about how men are less attuned to emotions. Here's an example on why men do not write the advice in magazine love columns:
Dear Walter:
I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a few hundred yards down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes.
He was parading in front of the wardrobe mirror dressed in my underwear and high-heel shoes, and he was wearing my make up. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he had dressed in my lingerie because he couldn't find his own underwear. But when I asked him about the make up, he broke down and admitted that he'd been wearing my clothes for six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him.
He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injector chamber.
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ahahahahha that's true.... but sometimes there is just an overwhelming feeling what kind of questions would come out and what can be ignored....Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:hahahah i remember something abt spotting questions.. think some students ask my teacher then if could help them to spot questions
then he said sure and said, these questions have a high likelihood of coming up... and produced this list
then end up... if you study all his 'spot' questions, it would have meant studying the entire book ANYWAY!
Guess that's his way of telling us... heeheehee
Spotting questions got me an A for my modern world (current affairs) module... hahahaha -
It's FRIDAY!!!! hoorah!!... weekend is here... kekeke
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hmmz, topic spotting is fine for the exams. but bottomline is that one should still study and understand all the topics and gain all the knowledge. the spotting should only be for getting the grades and even then, as noted not to be relied upon.......
shoudl be taken sort of like a bonus i guess. -
hehehehe i said i spotted questions.. i didn't say i dunno everything else that i didn't spot... hahahahhaaOriginally posted by hisoka:hmmz, topic spotting is fine for the exams. but bottomline is that one should still study and understand all the topics and gain all the knowledge. the spotting should only be for getting the grades and even then, as noted not to be relied upon.......
shoudl be taken sort of like a bonus i guess.
for that same module, i spent one day giving tuition to my classmate who never attended a single lesson and she got a C... hahaha -
If not for question spotting I'm not sure how I'd ever pass. I don't think I've ever read a textbook cover to cover. *snort*
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down goes martin jol
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the way i see it getting an education is separate from getting your certs.Originally posted by KittynMeow:ahahahahha that's true.... but sometimes there is just an overwhelming feeling what kind of questions would come out and what can be ignored....
Spotting questions got me an A for my modern world (current affairs) module... hahahaha
you do what is needed to get the cert(via exams), subject to reasonable limits, and you get the education in other times and in your normal life.
besides actually at this time, i don't think they have time to study everything. if they haven't, they might as well try their luck. if they have, well as i said it might be a bonus. -
very confused now...
there's this girl who's obviously hinting she wants to get together.
then there's a thai penpal whom i think is really nice.
to make a choice or not to even make one at all? -
yupz, spotting qquestions as a hedged bet rather than the only means to succeedOriginally posted by KittynMeow:hehehehe i said i spotted questions.. i didn't say i dunno everything else that i didn't spot... hahahahhaa
for that same module, i spent one day giving tuition to my classmate who never attended a single lesson and she got a C... hahaha
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is the thai in sg now? maybe you want to try the one in sg now first and if not suitable then go on to the thai? i'm assuming theres nothing betw you and thai at the moment?Originally posted by kopiosatu:very confused now...
there's this girl who's obviously hinting she wants to get together.
then there's a thai penpal whom i think is really nice.
to make a choice or not to even make one at all? -
pick the one you think it's love .....
then choose the other one .......
that way ... you won't get hurt ... -
the thai one?Originally posted by hisoka:is the thai in sg now? maybe you want to try the one in sg now first and if not suitable then go on to the thai? i'm assuming theres nothing betw you and thai at the moment?
she's based somewhere else, not even in bkk! (chonburi to be exact).
there's nothing between us, she's polishing up my language.
ehhh the singapore one. i know her like a month or so.
not suitable then jump to next one?
"i'm sorry, you're not my type. but it was great trying u out first" -
HUH????Originally posted by Fatum:pick the one you think it's love .....
then choose the other one .......
that way ... you won't get hurt ...
can u explain the theory? -
Nothing wrong with casually dating. It is unrealistic to commit to someone when you hardly know anything about each other.Originally posted by kopiosatu:ehhh the singapore one. i know her like a month or so.
not suitable then jump to next one?
"i'm sorry, you're not my type. but it was great trying u out first" -
well, you were considering both.Originally posted by kopiosatu:the thai one?
she's based somewhere else, not even in bkk! (chonburi to be exact).
there's nothing between us, she's polishing up my language.
ehhh the singapore one. i know her like a month or so.
not suitable then jump to next one?
"i'm sorry, you're not my type. but it was great trying u out first"
Truth to say relationships aren't exactly state of art where you can lock on to one and say thats the one. you have to try first before you actually know if theres a fit right?
Of course if you really have nothing for the girl then dun do it..... -
pick the one you think knows you better and complements you better in terms of character / personality etc??Originally posted by kopiosatu:very confused now...
there's this girl who's obviously hinting she wants to get together.
then there's a thai penpal whom i think is really nice.
to make a choice or not to even make one at all?
tough choice there... haha -
yoohoo everybody!
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i was thinking casually, but the local girl.... like serious leh.Originally posted by choco B:Nothing wrong with casually dating. It is unrealistic to commit to someone when you hardly know anything about each other. -
why are you still here???Originally posted by stellazio:yoohoo everybody!
haven't go tekong chalet yet?? -
Morning~
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have u seen ur penpal b4?Originally posted by kopiosatu:the thai one?
she's based somewhere else, not even in bkk! (chonburi to be exact).
there's nothing between us, she's polishing up my language.
ehhh the singapore one. i know her like a month or so.
not suitable then jump to next one?
"i'm sorry, you're not my type. but it was great trying u out first" -
i have feeling for all girlsOriginally posted by hisoka:well, you were considering both.
Truth to say relationships aren't exactly state of art where you can lock on to one and say thats the one. you have to try first before you actually know if theres a fit right?
Of course if you really have nothing for the girl then dun do it.....
1) friends
2) not friends -
yo!!!Originally posted by stellazio:yoohoo everybody!
wash clean behind to go in le?