Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part XLIV!
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the paktology ads are irritating.
feel like slapping the girls.
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where is Churrascaria?
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but they're fricken hilarious
ahahahaha!Originally posted by kopiosatu:the paktology ads are irritating.
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and so cute too!
Hmm i just realised my posts on laser pointer in tt game dog thread is probably going to reveal how cho bo i am at home.
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sounds like english on japanese t-shirts.Originally posted by the Bear:but they're fricken hilarious
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vivoOriginally posted by LOTUSfairy:where is Churrascaria? -
Well, I gotta go now.
Will be going to school tomorrow morning to study.
Seeya guys.
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yeah... the engrish is damned funnyOriginally posted by kopiosatu:sounds like english on japanese t-shirts.
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is this one nicer compared to the 6th avenue one?Originally posted by the Bear:
or the katong one? -
go sleep.. goodnight
Originally posted by fudgester:Well, I gotta go now.
Will be going to school tomorrow morning to study.
Seeya guys.
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6th avenue one is GOOD..
but from what i hear, tare says the vivocity one is improvingOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:is this one nicer compared to the 6th avenue one?
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just gimme beef with sauce. i'm happy.
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If I were to find a partner, he needs to understand my lifestyle/situation.
my life not only revolve only day work, ...i got occassion irregular nite work (sometimes long hours), i join Club30 for gluttony sessions, sometimes I play darts and go for photography trips...and i have to take care of aged parents..
I dun think that there are guys who understand lor...
haiz...
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i like chicken hearts and roast pineapple
Originally posted by kopiosatu:just gimme beef with sauce. i'm happy. -
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there are dudes out there who would..
thing is, they're wallflowers.... no one sees them.. -
i missed the heart.Originally posted by the Bear:i like chicken hearts and roast pineapple
didn't come out until super late.
the aircon was goddamn freezing!
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its the unpolished diamond that's most preciousOriginally posted by the Bear:there are dudes out there who would..
thing is, they're wallflowers.... no one sees them..
cos no one else know how valuable they are ma
not so 'easy' to steal away
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we should have sat the other side.. where the amateurs wereOriginally posted by kopiosatu:i missed the heart.
didn't come out until super late.
the aircon was goddamn freezing!
is there an al fresco setup? -
greatOriginally posted by the Bear:we should have sat the other side.. where the amateurs were
now i have a craving.
can we go have that soon? -
people always think they're rubbleOriginally posted by ShrodingersCat:its the unpolished diamond that's most precious
cos no one else know how valuable they are ma
not so 'easy' to steal away -
MPÂ’s Grave To Be NEWater Plant
by Pak Cham Kai
The Public Utitlities Board has said that in the event of MP Thio Bee GotÂ’s demise, her grave will also double up as a NEWater collection site.
Ms Thio Bee Got, a virulent opponent of the efforts to repeal section 377A of the Penile Code, apparently received hate mail from local award-winning poet Elephant Sha’atup saying that he would “piss on her grave”. (Don’t just believe everything you read in the State’s Times: read the actual email or something very much like it here.)
Ms Thio then filed a police report stating that the brief, single email constituted harassment, very similar in substance to the kind of sustained, abusive harassment Singaporean gays have been enduring for decades at the hands of certain authorities, religious nuts and intolerant hate-mongering bigots.
“It’s intolerable that people can send an email like that to me,” said Ms Thio. “This sort of behaviour proves why we must deprive certain people of their human rights.”
Meanwhile, the Public Utilities Board has said that the whole debacle may yet prove to be constructive for Singapore.
“The PUB has thoroughly investigated the matter,” said Minister of Urination Lim Shee Shee. “And we believe that when she passes away, Ms Thio’s grave would make an excellent collection point for the raw materials we need for making NEWater.”
Mr. Lim said the PUB had come to its decision because, “Mr. Sha’atup is a master at taking the piss out of people, and I’m sure he has inspired many more to follow his example. We expect Ms Thio’s grave to provide NEWater for generations to come.”
In related news, a US-based organization is cheering the conservative stance taken by Singapore’s parliament. “That’s the kind of spirit we’d lahk to see even here in the U.S. of A.,” said Mr. Ray Sist, Deputy Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan. “As a gesture of encouragement, we’d lahk to send y’all a gift of white hooded masks to match your white uniform, jest lahk ours.”
Meanwhile, the Gahmen has responded to local bakeries laments about how the rising cost of bread flour is affecting bread sales by saying, “Let them eat cake.” -
-pat pat- dont have to shine for the unworthy.Originally posted by the Bear:people always think they're rubble
cos the one who recognises its value, would prove his/her worth right?
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i really don't know how to define this kind of humour.
its just insane