Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part LI!
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There's a 86% Chance That You Need Therapy
You needed a therapist many months ago. And you definitely need one now!
You've let your problems take over your life in an unhealthy way. It's time for some professional help. -
that's the female version ....
here's the male version:
- passport
- money
- camera
- ciggies and lighter
- sun glasses
that's it ! ...
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Oh? Just came back from jogging?
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.....................................Originally posted by Keii:Oh? Just came back from jogging? -
Wot?Originally posted by Fatum:.....................................
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Your English Skills:
Grammar: 80%
Punctuation: 80%
Spelling: 80%
Vocabulary: 80%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
http://www.blogthings.com/doesyourenglishcutthemustardquiz/
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There's a 15% Chance That You Need Therapy
You almost certainly don't need therapy. You have your life under control - and things are going pretty well.
If anything, you would make a great therapist. You have a natural understanding of human psychology.
Do You Need Therapy?
http://www.blogthings.com/doyouneedtherapyquiz/ -
Your English Skills:
Grammar: 60%
Spelling: 60%
Punctuation: 40%
Vocabulary: 40%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
http://www.blogthings.com/doesyourenglishcutthemustardquiz/
Proven. I sucked. -
I'm feeling to jumpy and energetic today! I wanna run around and do many many productive activities!
... Nah. -
I see you with anything more, and you are sunked.Originally posted by Fatum:that's the female version ....
here's the male version:
- passport
- money
- camera
- ciggies and lighter
- sun glasses
that's it ! ... -
I got hungry, and opened the 300g bag of Famous Amos cookies I bought...
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Someone's picking me up from the airport.
we will go for dinner.
then torrid sex.
then go home, tidy up my room.
Whats wrong with my sentencing? -
They arent suppose to be kept closed anyway.Originally posted by Kuali Baba:I got hungry, and opened the 300g bag of Famous Amos cookies I bought...
No surprises there. -
hmm...
Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Vocabulary: 100%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
http://www.blogthings.com/doesyourenglishcutthemustardquiz/ -
Only 300g!?Originally posted by Kuali Baba:I got hungry, and opened the 300g bag of Famous Amos cookies I bought... 
*Whistles*
So... Eh. Um. Hehe. Um. Heh.
*Looks around*
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err no caps at start of sentence, not supposed to start sentence with 'then',Originally posted by viciouskitty74:Someone's picking me up from the airport.
we will go for dinner.
then torrid sex.
then go home, tidy up my room.
Whats wrong with my sentencing?
no 'and' to join home and tidy up room
and of course
no verb before 'torrid sex'?
cos it cld be "watch" torrid sex or "think" torrid sex...
or even "regret" torrid sex. -
Originally posted by Ferret:
Pinkybear can help.
[b]There's a 86% Chance That You Need Therapy
You needed a therapist many months ago. And you definitely need one now!
You've let your problems take over your life in an unhealthy way. It's time for some professional help.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
Arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
hmm...
[b]Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Vocabulary: 100%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
http://www.blogthings.com/doesyourenglishcutthemustardquiz/[/b] -
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*adds water bottle and emergency pang sai jua .....Originally posted by viciouskitty74:I see you with anything more, and you are sunked. -
emergency pang sai jua.. one of those life essential wants.Originally posted by Fatum:*adds water bottle and emergency pang sai jua .....
Not absolutely needy but... O so impt. -
I once had to make do with leaves on a 10 day outfield ... and caught a bad case of blisters around the ... pipe exit ...Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:emergency pang sai jua.. one of those life essential wants.
Not absolutely needy but... O so impt.
and my brother was hospitalized in china once, and had to be exacuated to singapore .... he caught a bad bout of food poisoning in yunnan, which had him running to the toilet there often, he was using the local papers, which was like treebark ... all the rubbing from the multiple trips to the loo caused tears in the skin ..... and he caught a bad infection from there ......
so yeah ... toilet paper and wet wipes are important ... -
Originally posted by the Bear:
*Kowtows*
hmm...
[b]Your English Skills:
Grammar: 100%
Punctuation: 100%
Spelling: 100%
Vocabulary: 100%
Does Your English Cut the Mustard?
http://www.blogthings.com/doesyourenglishcutthemustardquiz/[/b]
I got 80% each. -
CoolOriginally posted by the Bear: -
x2Originally posted by Kuali Baba:*Kowtows*
I got 80% each.