Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 72nd Edition
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okay i off pc le...
go get pineapple tarts!!!!!!!!!! -
okay okay..
you've been gluttonified
Originally posted by Keii:I'm not corrupt!
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bear what time u coming over~~~~Originally posted by the Bear:okay okay..
you've been gluttonified -
when tare appearsOriginally posted by elindra:bear what time u coming over~~~~
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Err I can't be too late lehOriginally posted by the Bear:when tare appears
I have a big baby to feed at home
And I need to pick up something elsewhere too -
Whooosh. I'll go ransack the fridge.
[E] - Or prolly pillage and plunder it. -
okay.. she's probably on her way here.. takes about 15 minutes.. should be there in.. maybe 20 minutes?Originally posted by elindra:Err I can't be too late leh
I have a big baby to feed at home
And I need to pick up something elsewhere too -
okOriginally posted by the Bear:okay.. she's probably on her way here.. takes about 15 minutes.. should be there in.. maybe 20 minutes?
no cartons though coz the cartons gave way i'll pack in red plastic bags for u -
not a problem
again, thanksOriginally posted by elindra:ok
no cartons though coz the cartons gave way i'll pack in red plastic bags for u -
This is best,..... I got this off the fish forums I frequent
We are appealing to all fish hobblist to take note that there was a theft of 1x Tigrinus - Brachyplatystoma tigrinum 3" + and 2x Zebra Catfish - Brachyplatystoma juruense 2 1/2" + at polyart aquarium this afternoon from 1107hrs to 1112hrs. The shoplifter is a chinese male around 20years old, medium build, short hair and wearing a white singlet and red burmudas at point of theft. The theft has been recorded by our cameras, we advise that all interested party to transact any similar fish that we have mentioned to take extra precaution when buying prefably the source must be reliable if not it could be stolen good.
How the hell does one steal live fish?
To the shoplifter who has been mentioned the boss of polyart aquarium is giving you up to monday to surrender back the stolen fish and will drop the case or the CD with the records of your theft will be sent to Clementi Police Station.
Run away with the bucket? -
Put in mouth. RUN!Originally posted by elindra:This is best,..... I got this off the fish forums I frequent
How the hell does one steal live fish?
Run away with the bucket? -
U think Mr Bean arOriginally posted by Keii:Put in mouth. RUN! -
fresh sashimi!Originally posted by Keii:Put in mouth. RUN! -
You asked.Originally posted by elindra:U think Mr Bean ar -
Stolen from another forum
Background info: Chia Hong Chu ('eat wind house' = bungalow), Goh Pang Sek
(5-room design - HDB 5-room) and Sah Pang Sek (HDB 3-room).
Maybe this is how the Gahmen should explain it......
Char Kway Teow
Three friends went to their usual favorite char kway teow stall in the HDB
food centre. They were Chia Hong Chu, Goh Pang Sek and Sah Pang Sek.
The char kway teow stall was crowded, and there was a long queue. "Ah Pui!
Three plates, hah!" cried Chia Hong Chu.
"Sure, boss! Coming!"
Within the next 2 minutes, the first plate of char kway teow came and was
ploked in front of Chia Hong Chu. "Where two more?" "Wait lah! Coming!
See long queue!"
Chia Hong Chu tucked in his char kway teow. Half an hour passed, and the
second plate came, ploked in front of Goh Pang Sek. "Where my?" cried
Sah Pang Sek. "Coming lah!" said Ah Pui.
Goh Pang Sek tucked in his plate, and another half an hour passed before
the 3rd plate came, ploked right in front of Sah Pang Sek. "Wah! Got to
wait so long ah!" said Sah Pang Sek. "Don't make noise, Mr Sah. You get
same good char kway teow, best in Singapore!"
When they have finished eating and chatting, Chia Hong Chu called out: "Ah
Pui! Collect money, ah!"
Ah Pui came over. "Sah Pang Sek, $3. Goh Pang Sek, $5. Chia Hong Chu, $10."
"Wah! Robbery! I always pay $3. Why $10 now?"
"Ai yah, Chia Hong Chu. You don't read newspapers meae? You don't watch TV
mare? This is gahmen food centre, heavily subsidised rent. Last time
hah, everyone eat my char kway teow subsidised because cheap rent. Now
upgrade. See new clean tables, new chairs, ceiling fans? Cost money, you
know. And we have means test now. Ah Chia, you live in chia hong chu
(holiday bungalow), and you pay full, no subsidy. $10. You don't like,
don't eat here. You eat in hotel in Orchard Road."
"But I get the same food!"
"No. You get 5 more harms , and you get served first, no need to wait. 5
harm service1"
"What about me? Why $5 when I pay $3 last time?" cried Mr Goh. "And I wait
half hour!"
"Ah Goh. You also kinna means test. You live in goh pang sek (5 room flat),
you wait only 30 minutes, I subsidise 50%. And you get 3 more harms -- 3
harm service."
"Why I wait 1 hour and no extra harm? So damned hungry I can die waiting
ah! And why no extra harm? Not nice with no extra harm."
"Won't die lah. We give you same good food. No extra harm. No frills. But
you wait. Wait and wait. You get your char kway teow, I make sure
you don't die. You pay only $3. Heavily subsidised -- 70%. Because, Ah Sah,
you live in sah pang sek (3 room flat)! You see, we have limited
resources. Can only fry so many plates one night. Only so much manpower. So
must ration, lah. Everything goes up -- petrol, cooking oil, gas, harm,
kway teow, light, labour....And we give better service -- 5 harm service,
like Orchard Road 5 star service." -
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Ok loggin Bear is coming over in a jiffy
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Home...
Dinner time....so huppi...
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I want to get out and play .....
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Play what?Originally posted by Fatum:I want to get out and play ..... -
just to get out you know ...Originally posted by Keii:Play what? -
Originally posted by Fatum:just to get out you know ...
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get out of the closet
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speaking of that...shldnt u be coming out of ur own...?Originally posted by laurence82:get out of the closet -
out of the house !~ ...