Night Owl Chatterboxes - Part LII!

• the Bear

  2 Mar 08, 21:06

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  looks like i have no choice but to pump in singapore for now.

  i like this guy, mitch hedburg

  he's full of one-liners (e.g. i wanted to buy a candle holder, but the shop didn't have one. so i bought a cake)

  same as: kia lit ti si jin ho.. ai pah jiu cheng mai?

• sbst275

  2 Mar 08, 21:11

  Who takes Hacks?

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:12

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  same as: kia lit ti si jin ho.. ai pah jiu cheng mai?

  i was crying when i went through that. and it is still funny.

  ka... chng... kang... ka... chng... kang... kachngkang. the anus. LOL~

  another one from mitch hedburg.

  "one time i had a jack and coke, they had a lime in it.  and i saw that the lime was floating. that's good news man, cuz next time when i'm on a boat and it capsizes, i will reach for a lime.  i'll be water skiing without a life vest and people will say "what the hell?" and i will pull out a lime.

  and a lemon too.  i'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus!"

   

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:15

  "when it comes to racism, people say 'i don't care if they're black, white, purple or green'... aww hold on now.

  purple or green??? you gotta draw the line somewhere.  to hell with purple people, unless they're suffocating.  then help 'em"

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:16

  Originally posted by sbst275:

  Who takes Hacks?

  i haven't consumed sweets in years!!!

• the Bear

  2 Mar 08, 21:20

  i keep eating the sweets in the office they put out in bowls for the public

  in fact, i think the staff eats more of the sweets than the public

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:28

  bear, could u check if there's any torrent for stephen / steven lynch?

  should be audio.

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:30

  if i were gay

  perfect one for AV's friends?

• the Bear

  2 Mar 08, 21:32

  clicky here => TORRENTS!!

• fudgester

  2 Mar 08, 21:34

  *cursing at the notes on basic aerofoil theory*

  #$&^#$ mid-term test on Thursday, and I still can't seem to get the mathematics right....

  Ah bugger it.... I think I'll go for a jog.

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:38

  i can't download torrents.

  my mac hangs

• the Bear

  2 Mar 08, 21:39

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i can't download torrents.

  my mac hangs

  grr... i deleted azureus because it kept trying to update but will not..

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:41

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  grr... i deleted azureus because it kept trying to update but will not..

  mine keeps auto updating. the old version doesn't hang.

  when it updates, it hangs.

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:42

  i think i'll go watch the liverpool game now.

  do u think there'll be a jam at 3-4am in the morning?

  thinking of heading in early before i start work at 6am.

• stellazio

  2 Mar 08, 21:43

  use utorrent, less laggy compared to azureus.

• sbst275

  2 Mar 08, 21:46

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i think i'll go watch the liverpool game now.

  do u think there'll be a jam at 3-4am in the morning?

  thinking of heading in early before i start work at 6am.

  
  I think so

  Heard they now scanning ppl's fingerprint at the checkpoints... dunno true or not

• kopiosatu

  2 Mar 08, 21:48

  smlj, how to scan my fingerprints when i'm on a bike?

  ah screw it, i'll pay $40 and pump in singapore.

• the Bear

  2 Mar 08, 21:50

  this is an interesting national park..

  it even has its own tours => Malaysian National Park

  just don't tell people what the name of the place is.. it may get you beaten up

• sbst275

  2 Mar 08, 21:52

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  this is an interesting national park..

  it even has its own tours => Malaysian National Park

  just don't tell people what the name of the place is.. it may get you beaten up

  
  

• ShrodingersCat

  2 Mar 08, 21:56

  hahahaha... that was DAMN funny.. i can't believe its for real

• stellazio

  2 Mar 08, 21:57

  hmm funny, i remember seeing this commercial about this show called the force at 11pm. its about our saf and their weapons.. wonder when is it..

• the Bear

  2 Mar 08, 22:18

  hey.. did anyone get the terrorist information flyer they were giving out today?

  they described him as "..1.58m short"

  i wonder.. someone is 1.58m short???

  maybe it's the Dwarf Prime Minister showing off his insecurities

• sbst275

  2 Mar 08, 22:28

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  hmm funny, i remember seeing this commercial about this show called the force at 11pm. its about our saf and their weapons.. wonder when is it..

  
  

  1st telecast was on 29 Feb

• fudgester

  2 Mar 08, 22:50

  SMLJ?!?!?!

  Anyway, just got back from jogging.

• the Bear

  2 Mar 08, 22:56

  hmm..

  will someone show this to the cult leader?

  => 10% of nurses seduce patients