Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 75th Edition
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Wah! So cute!!! 
At least, she doesn't 'attack' the piece of printed paper! I can imagine mine would! Bite, scratch, grab with forepaws and kick-kick with hind legs... You can envision that, can't ya? 
Life is sooooo fun with cats! 
I agree.. heehee she don't dare la.. cos got scolded by me before.. so she could only watch with ears all pricked up, eyes staring... its a bit like.. seeing her in the throes of printer-fetish. -
OK OK, I cannot resist... I must tell you guys what she said!
She said, "Zis urine baaag, zis not good, not working. Zis urine, see here, here!... Not enough urine! Zis bag is not good! I want ze old urine bag, drain more urine."
I tried to explain that if a man has 500 mls of urine to be drained, the catheter will drain 500 mls. Whether we use an hourly bag, the normal bag, or whatever other bags, they are all just vessels to hold the urine until it's measured and emptied.
It's like saying, "I vant to change zis fridge so that more food will appear inside."
Or, "I vant a bigger 'andbag so there will be more money coming out."
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*LotusFairy flies in*
Good MorningCountdown : 12 days to T...T
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
OK OK, I cannot resist... I must tell you guys what she said!
She said, "Zis urine baaag, zis not good, not working. Zis urine, see here, here!... Not enough urine! Zis bag is not good! I want ze old urine bag, drain more urine."
I tried to explain that if a man has 500 mls of urine to be drained, the catheter will drain 500 mls. Whether we use an hourly bag, the normal bag, or whatever other bags, they are all just vessels to hold the urine until it's measured and emptied.
It's like saying,
Or, "I vant a bigger 'andbag so there will be more money coming out."
"I vant to change zis fridge so that more food will appear inside."
hahahahha......
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Hi Rhonda and ShrondingersCat...Good Morning..
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Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:
I agree.. heehee she don't dare la.. cos got scolded by me before.. so she could only watch with ears all pricked up, eyes staring... its a bit like.. seeing her in the throes of printer-fetish. Waaaah... your 'baby' is so well-behaved! Reminds me of Sophie, who used to love to sit in front of the hamsters' cage, occasionally placing one paw on the cage, thus sending the hamsters inside into one kinda frenzied dash around the cage!
She never dared to do anything other than that though... cause she knows mama's looking!! 
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Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:
"I vant to change zis fridge so that more food will appear inside."
hahahahha......
Yup! That was the airy-fairy kinda logic that Ms Coiffeured-Hairdo Ivana Trump applied!
Hmm... kinda like, "I vant bigger shoes so my feet will grow bigger." / "I vant bigger flower pots so the blooms will be larger."
I mean, even if we change the urinary bag to a larger one, if there's only 200 mls of urine to drain, then, "DaaaaaH-liiing", I'm afraid that's all the urine you're going to get, dear!
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
Hi Rhonda and ShrondingersCat...Good Morning..
G'day, Mate!
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you should have tried: having bigger hair doesn't mean that your head will grow bigger which doesn't make your brain any bigger either..
some days, i will make such comments to people when facing the public...
most of the time, i stop myself.. but i do use "which part of NO did you not understand?" a lot
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Originally posted by the Bear:
you should have tried: having bigger hair doesn't mean that your head will grow bigger which doesn't make your brain any bigger either..
some days, i will make such comments to people when facing the public...
most of the time, i stop myself.. but i do use "which part of NO did you not understand?" a lot
Sometimes, I have to 'fade out' a bit and start humming a tune in the background when dealing with unreasonable or plain idiotic members of the public, who happen to be patients and/or relatives.
Too bad the nature of my job prevents me from making the sarcastic retorts I really wanna make, and that's why my job is sometimes so stressful - I don't suffer fools easily. 
That's why I work better in the ICU environment too - people are mostly intimidated by the machinery and what-not's in the ICU that they are a bit less of a rascal when they visit. That leaves me to concentrate on my job, which I love, and not waste time and effort on blardy PR, which I detest.Her hair was nicely piled up and quite elaborate too. She had four funny, unnatural-looking marks on her face though... looked like bruises but were contoured lines - one above each eyebrow, and one below each eye... four curious bruises! Aaaaaaah!!!
"Ze work of ze plaaaahstik Suuuurgeon!" And surprise... she was a Platinium Blonde!
And I betcha this patient is a wealthy bloke! These well-heeled ladies are highly selective with their taaaaargets! -
Rhonda, my facebook got new peekture...
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Hmm... wish I knew Spanish... it's a very good language to quarrel / swear in!
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
Rhonda, my facebook got new peekture...
Izzit? I go see! I go see!!
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Morning...
The new opposition led Selangor state govt wants to remove the NEP from its state consitution.
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Ok I'm feeling better
I slept my entire weekend away
The doctor declared that I have so much mucus and feeling poorly and coughly so badly is due to this allergy I have due to the haze
This time, the prescription worked :P
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Hmm... wish I knew Spanish... it's a very good language to quarrel / swear in!
just remember these:
female: you are a PUTA!
male: your mother is a PUTA!
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actually one thing I findin Australia.. is there a lot of people have weird looking makeup...
uhh kinda like Priscilla Queen of the Desert Make Up...
its.. a bit creepy that way.
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Waaaaah!!! Somebody so mei ren, hor?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
just remember these:
female: you are a PUTA!
male: your mother is a PUTA!
:O :O
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Originally posted by elindra:
Ok I'm feeling better
I slept my entire weekend away
The doctor declared that I have so much mucus and feeling poorly and coughly so badly is due to this allergy I have due to the haze
This time, the prescription worked :P
Get well soon, my never-a-Puta mate!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Hmm... wish I knew Spanish... it's a very good language to quarrel / swear in!
Hijo Del Puta or Hijo de la Puta... (pronounced as Yi-Ho De La Pu-Tameans S _ n of a B i _ _ h
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Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:
actually one thing I findin Australia.. is there a lot of people have weird looking makeup...
uhh kinda like Priscilla Queen of the Desert Make Up...
its.. a bit creepy that way.
they want to stand out..
reminds me of the Arts Faculty in uni..
everyone wanted to stand out and "be themselves"
so everyone there ended up with purple hair, dressed in black, had doc marten's boots, a nose-ring, black nail polish (even the guys) and were on some kind of illegal drug..
they were all unique.. just like each other
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Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:
actually one thing I findin Australia.. is there a lot of people have weird looking makeup...
uhh kinda like Priscilla Queen of the Desert Make Up...
its.. a bit creepy that way.
A lot of young schoolgirls here use heavy eye-liners and assorted make-up, even when they are in school uniform.
The fashion here is very European, which is pretty boring.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
just remember these:
female: you are a PUTA!
male: your mother is a PUTA!
ooi...u teach Rhonda wrong thing lah..mujer = lady/woman..in spanish..
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
ooi...u teach Rhonda wrong thing lah..btw.. puta can also mean "whore" or "prostitute" or "tramp" or "trollop" or "cheap woman" or...
... and whatever derogatory thing you can think of