Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 80th Edition
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Originally posted by Fatum:
you guys read about the recent malaysian commando training scandal ? .....
wat was it one of the chaps said ? ... do you want pondan (sissy) soldiers ? ....
that's what we are ending up with ... ah gua soldiers who thinks war fighting is all about pushing buttons ....
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Originally posted by av98m:
what training scandal?
got some VCD showing instructors kicking the malaysian commandos... -
Originally posted by Fatum:
I hear .... that non-pes-a recruits are getting mobile toilets and field showers in tekong ..... >.< !
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Originally posted by the Bear:
got some VCD showing instructors kicking the malaysian commandos...
is that some psychological torture training?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I hear .... that non-pes-a recruits are getting mobile toilets and field showers in tekong ..... >.< !
mobile... toilets???
field... showers????
WTF???
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Originally posted by av98m:
what training scandal?some politicians complaining about malaysian commando recruits being inhumanly treated ....
something about a chap getting his face stepped on into the mud ....
Thank God as the very least ... our SAF Ranger Course puts trainees through much much worse than this .....
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Originally posted by the Bear:
mobile... toilets???
field... showers????
WTF???
I remember having to dig my own shithole and cover it up myself in ubin during a training camp ok....and I was in SEC ONE!!! -
Originally posted by av98m:
is that some psychological torture training?
dunno.. it was in today's newspapers..didn't read it..
they've not seen the Russian commandos.. they are all to learn Sambo.. and the first thing they all do is 4 others pull the hell out of one trainee.. intense physical pain.. to get them used to the pain and increase their pain tolerance... and oh... to stretch the hell out of the trainee too
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Originally posted by Fatum:
some politicians complaining about malaysian commando recruits being inhumanly treated ....
something about a chap getting his face stepped on into the mud ....
Thank God as the very least ... our SAF Ranger Course puts trainees through much much worse than this .....
face stepped into mud is normal what...and aren't these guys supposed to be commandos? of course the training has to prepare them for inhumane treatment!
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Originally posted by the Bear:
mobile... toilets???
field... showers????
WTF???
next they'll issue hair spray, facial mask etc in their combat ration... R&R would include manicure and spa sessions... >.< -
Originally posted by av98m:
face stepped into mud is normal what...and aren't these guys supposed to be commandos? of course the training has to prepare them for inhumane treatment!
exactly ....
but i'm glad to say at least our ranger course's up to scratch in this regard ...
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I still having trouble with the concept of field showers and mobile toilets >.<
next thing you know they issueing lavender scented moisturising shower gel or something
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Originally posted by tare:
next they'll issue hair spray, facial mask etc in their combat ration... R&R would include manicure and spa sessions... >.<there's already dainty tissue paper in the combat rations ....
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ok, time to leave for the accursed function.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
there's already dainty tissue paper in the combat rations ....
WTF? leaving a trait of used tissue paper for enemy to locate them issit??!!! >.<wat's next? oil blotters? makeup remover? >.<
i'll faint if i have to see
gog camp with tissue paper, oil blotters, hairspray, facial mask, and lavender scented shower gel in a trolley bag.... aaaarrrrgggghhhh~~~~~ the image is scary!!!! -
well ... our current chief of army, is a ranger course graduate .... so I guess they will put a stop to all this nonsense before it goes off too downhill ...
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Originally posted by tare:
WTF? leaving a trait of used tissue paper for enemy to locate them issit??!!! >.<wat's next? oil blotters? makeup remover? >.<
i'll faint if i have to see
gog camp with tissue paper, oil blotters, hairspray, facial mask, and lavender scented shower gel in a trolley bag.... aaaarrrrgggghhhh~~~~~ the image is scary!!!!
afterwards become more dainty than you.. then how? 
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Originally posted by Fatum:
well ... our current chief of army, is a ranger course graduate .... so I guess they will put a stop to all this nonsense before it goes off too downhill ...
dude.. he's Chief of Army.. probably some scholar... he probably went through a watered-down version..
and you know of the watered-down training which the "WH" get right?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
afterwards become more dainty than you.. then how?
i oledi not very dainty leh >.<if tat really happens, it's bye bye... i want a man not a gf... heck, my gfs ain't the dainty type either...
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aiyah.. he got a good head on his shoulders.. he'll be better than that
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bbaaacoooonnnnnn
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Originally posted by the Bear:
aiyah.. he got a good head on his shoulders.. he'll be better than that
i hope so.... *cross fingers cross legs* -
I'm thinking of bringing pooch out for a stroll ... but it's so hot outside ...
pupsie may not take it ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I'm thinking of bringing pooch out for a stroll ... but it's so hot outside ...
pupsie may not take it ....
yeah.. it's fricken hot.. the pup may not be able to handle the heat..however, you can right?
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So.. the PRC fella went to Wall Street and saw the bedlam when the markets went on a roller-coaster ride. He asked the nearest American guy looking at the floor:
"Excuse, prease.. why evely body scleaming?"
"It's a mad mad day here," said the American.
"Mad day?" asked the PRC fella.
"Yeah.. Fluctuations," said the American matter-of-factly.
"Yeah? Fluck you Amelicans too!" said the PRC dude.