Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 81st Edition
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Ah harharharhar!! One of three new female elephants in the Melbourne Zoo has become pregnant.
It's not because the bull elephant did his job, but because the zoo staff had her artificially inseminated thrice!
Poor elephant had no choice but to kena artificial insemination for three days! -
Poor elephant!
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Originally posted by av98m:
A postman just delivered a registered item to the office. The person its addressed to is a Mdm XXX. The postman saw me first and asked me if I'm Mdm XXX?
WTF WTF???
He must actually believe the mandate is a woman too
Erm... what were you wearing that day ah?
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Originally posted by elindra:
Poor elephant!
Hanor! Kena impregnated against her will!
I'm sure the bull elephant must be thinking that she must have had some affair because he hasn't had relations with her yet.
I hope he accepts the baby elephant when it's born, and not treat it like a 'za zhong'! -
But baby elephants are very very cute
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Originally posted by elindra:
But baby elephants are very very cute
They are!!
But still, they don't justify the poor mama elephant kena 'raped' by syringe-wielding humans!
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In the capital city of Yangon, except for the cracks in the ground where Cyclone Nargis had uprooted the trees, life appeared to be back to normal as people went about their business.
But just three hours away in the Irrawaddy Delta region — the “rice bowl” of Myanmar — where the May 2 cyclone hit the hardest, Singaporean volunteer Lim Hwee Sie had only one word to describe the scene: Devastation.“The situation got worse the further we got from Yangon and as we got closer to the delta region,” said Ms Lim, a sales manager. “Houses there have fallen apart and there’s mud everywhere. Only a few concrete buildings are still standing.”
Together with Venerable K Gunaratana of the Mahakaruna Buddist Society and another volunteer, Ms Lim was in Myanmar for four days last week to deliver aid to residents who were affected by the cyclone.
Apart from the devastation, the level of poverty also shocked her. “They live in extremely simple houses with no toilets, and their clothes were dirty and falling apart,” said Ms Lim, 29, who was on her first relief trip.
Leaving Yangon behind, the group — on volunteer visas and accompanied by officials from the Ministry of Religious Affairs — ventured three hours away to Dedaye and took a boat down the Irrawaddy River to a remote village.
No foreign or local aid had reached the area at the time, said Ms Lim. “I wondered then what they lived on, because all the fields had been destroyed and no one had delivered any food to them,” she said. “They looked fine and were not at the point of starvation, but they had very little that we could see.”
Another Singaporean who had gone to Myanmar to document the aftermath of the cyclone two weeks ago saw locals salvaging rice crops that been destroyed by the cyclone, even though they were not ready to be eaten.
“I think they were living on that,” said the 30—year—old, who only wanted to be known as Bryan. “The food distribution centres were all so far away and the people didn’t have any transport, so a lot of them came running, hoping to receive aid, whenever they heard the sound of vehicles.”
Ms Lim found the experience of delivering aid “surprisingly smooth”. She added: “I was concerned that we would be prevented from delivering the items to the locals but we managed to do that.”
However, Bryan said he saw “lots of aid” piling up at the airport, but none at many of the disaster sites. “Many people were in Yangon trying to help, but they were told to just hand the material over to the officials who were then supposed to deliver it themselves,” he said.
The presence of the Venerable Gunaratana, as well as the donations the society had been giving to the Myanmar embassy since the disaster, could have helped made things smoother, said Ms Lim. “We had no trouble at roadblocks or taking pictures, but I’ve seen other foreigners being chased away for taking pictures,” she said.
In spite of the desolation, she was impressed by the dignity of the residents. “They didn’t rush to us, they lined up to receive the food and money we brought for them,” she said. “You could sense the sadness but they made the most of what they had.”
With just three days to carry out what they had set out to do, Ms Lim is bracing herself to return to Myanmar with more aid. “I don’t think we have seen the worst yet,” she said. — TODAY/sh
To contribute food and medicine, or volunteer to deliver the aid to Myanmar, contact the Mahakaruna Buddhist Society at 6745 1803 or email [email protected]
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And the fucking govn there can say they don't need international aid
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Originally posted by av98m:
A postman just delivered a registered item to the office. The person its addressed to is a Mdm XXX. The postman saw me first and asked me if I'm Mdm XXX?
WTF WTF???
He must actually believe the mandate is a woman too
Hey Mdm fair paws.
-smirks-
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Originally posted by av98m:
A postman just delivered a registered item to the office. The person its addressed to is a Mdm XXX. The postman saw me first and asked me if I'm Mdm XXX?
WTF WTF???
He must actually believe the mandate is a woman too
are u wearing a wig??!! -
Originally posted by tare:
are u wearing a wig??!!
I think if AV cross dresses, he will look prettier than the PM's husband -
Originally posted by fudgester:
Well, the Royals cake shop once fcuked up my order for a cake.
When a manager called me back to apologize, she referred to me as 'Madam Fauziah'.
Even though I could hear a Minah in the background frantically trying to correct her pronunciation of my name..... she still persisted in calling me 'Madam Fauziah'.
errmm at least yours over the phone.mine face to face!!!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Erm... what were you wearing that day ah?
its today!!I'm wearing shirt and pants, and I have a crewcut!!!
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Originally posted by av98m:
its today!!I'm wearing shirt and pants, and I have a crewcut!!!
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Originally posted by elindra:
I think if AV cross dresses, he will look prettier than the PM's husband
that's for sure..but I not cross dressing today!! -
/me weeps with tears of laughter
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Originally posted by av98m:
that's for sure..but I not cross dressing today!!u mean.. other days.. u...erm...
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Originally posted by av98m:
that's for sure..but I not cross dressing today!!LOL I have no idea how the person thinks you are female
LOL LOL LOL
But it is sure funny LOL
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Lol they are having a discussion in Bar if Quinsy the Mod of sgsexforums hot or not
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Originally posted by av98m:
errmm at least yours over the phone.mine face to face!!!
hahahahahahahahahaha
*tummy ache liao*
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oh dear, av, you got a cross dressing fetish?
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Originally posted by zoragirl:
hahahahahahahahahaha
*tummy ache liao*
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Originally posted by Ferret:
u mean.. other days.. u...erm...
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Originally posted by Ferret:
u mean.. other days.. u...erm...
no no no no noooooo!!!!!!!!! -
Originally posted by av98m:
no no no no noooooo!!!!!!!!!Ah..... the characteristically desperate pleas of denial......
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now we all know the reason for av's jade white hands
i am just wondering, if fudgie sound man and hunky over the phone, why did the cake shop auntie still insisting on calling him madam fauziah
does have fudgie uses sweet lady voice over the fone?
another fetish discovered!!!!