Club 30's "Kill The Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 81st Edition
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Originally posted by elindra:
I help you askFerret wants to know if u masturbate while watching porn or have to masturbate after watching porn
be more refined a bit lah...call it preventing prostate cancer can or not >.< -
Originally posted by Ferret:
dont have to qualify it with an "occasionally".
I wanted to know whether its a MUST to um. do it. after watching porn.
Erm.... if I may ask.....
Why are you asking about this?
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Originally posted by Ferret:
dont have to qualify it with an "occasionally".
I wanted to know whether its a MUST to um. do it. after watching porn.
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Originally posted by av98m:
occasionally. it helps to prevent prostate cancer!and thats why it silly to watch porn at work btw. because you can't prevent prostate cancer in the office....as far as I know.
hmmz, what if they did it under table at the office 0.o anyway ferret no not at office. and no it's not a requirement to do it during or immediately after the show...... -
hmm..ferret should have asked this in the bar though
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Originally posted by av98m:
be more refined a bit lah...call it preventing prostate cancer can or not >.< Cannot I'm a straight talker and a crude one at that too :P
Blame it on my work environment. My Hokkien cusses gets better by the day :(
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Originally posted by Ferret:
dont have to qualify it with an "occasionally".
I wanted to know whether its a MUST to um. do it. after watching porn.
do wat? eat brocolli to prevent cancer further?
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Originally posted by hisoka:
hmmz, what if they did it under table at the office 0.o anyway ferret no not at office. and no it's not a requirement to do it during or immediately after the show......I prefer lying on my nice comfy bed with the aircon blasting away
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Erm.... if I may ask.....
Why are you asking about this?
Cos we worked alone. And it was a male colleague who took over yesterday and I am a little more than creeped out when i discovered that he visited lots of porn sites yesterday ?
And and... the mouse was a little sticky. And i had to sorta scrubbed it today.
aarrghhhh
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Originally posted by elindra:
Cannot I'm a straight talker and a crude one at that too :P
Blame it on my work environment. My Hokkien cusses gets better by the day :(
Some euphemisms for.... that:
1. Prostate cancer prevention protocol
2. 'Happy time'
3. Check clear the weapon
4. (Army command) Lepaskan spring
5. *ahem ahem*
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Originally posted by Ferret:
Cos we worked alone. And it was a male colleague who took over yesterday and I am a little more than creeped out when i discovered that he visited lots of porn sites yesterday ?
And and... the mouse was a little sticky. And i had to sorta scrubbed it today.
aarrghhhh
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Originally posted by av98m:
depends on how good the porn is. really.So if its not a MUST then i am very much relieved >.<"
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Originally posted by Ferret:
Cos we worked alone. And it was a male colleague who took over yesterday and I am a little more than creeped out when i discovered that he visited lots of porn sites yesterday ?
And and... the mouse was a little sticky. And i had to sorta scrubbed it today.
aarrghhhh
Aye caramba.....
Even if he was that desperate, couldn't he at least 'lepaskan spring' in the toilet?
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Originally posted by Ferret:
So if its not a MUST then i am very much relieved >.<"
actually this depends on the individual -
Originally posted by hisoka:
hmmz, what if they did it under table at the office 0.o anyway ferret no not at office. and no it's not a requirement to do it during or immediately after the show......I see... thanks for clarifying... .
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
do wat? eat brocolli to prevent cancer further?i rikes broccoli ! one of my fav vegs !
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Ease spring squeeze trigger
and fark
2 Apaches and 1 Chinook just flew past my windows
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Originally posted by Ferret:
Cos we worked alone. And it was a male colleague who took over yesterday and I am a little more than creeped out when i discovered that he visited lots of porn sites yesterday ?
And and... the mouse was a little sticky. And i had to sorta scrubbed it today.
aarrghhhh
0.o I guess it's diff for your side cos it's so deserted, but erm your place is so open and pple can just walk in............. -
Originally posted by fudgester:
Some euphemisms for.... that:
1. Prostate cancer prevention protocol
2. 'Happy time'
3. Check clear the weapon
4. (Army command) Lepaskan spring
5. *ahem ahem*
There are more:Spanking the monkey
Hokkien: Pai Jiu Chang
Happy Slapping
Self Gratification
Jacking off
Waxing the Dolphin
Self Loving :P
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But I still a little creeped out.
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Originally posted by Ferret:
But I still a little creeped out.
buy a pack of dettol wet tissues -
Originally posted by Ferret:
But I still a little creeped out.
probably just that he ate in front of the comp and his fingers were dirty. I guess yo could take a look at the CCTVs if you are really interested..... -
Originally posted by Ferret:
But I still a little creeped out.
Aiyah.... for all you know that stickiness could be due to office glue or something.....
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and ferret, is your workplace THAT boring?
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Ease spring squeeze trigger