Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 84th Edition
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
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Originally posted by av98m:
I've dabbled with archery.My weak left hand makes proficiency in it impossible. I actually did better with the M16 and P226
You don't need your hands with the metaphorical arrows....just your mouth will do.
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
I wonder if anyone's ever let their kids eliminate themselves through accidents in the kitchen and such, like how cub, kitten and puppy litters dwindle after the weaker and foolish ones perish.
they should.
no more of that "don't go to the deep end of the pool!" "don't play with that knife!"
they bugger should just drown or get cut.
if he/she survives then its a good lesson learnt.
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
You don't need your hands with the metaphorical arrows....just your mouth will do.
tai ji, the most important skill in life.
i chose this photo because the two hands seems so wrong and it really fits av.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
they should.
no more of that "don't go to the deep end of the pool!" "don't play with that knife!"
they bugger should just drown or get cut.
if he/she survives then its a good lesson learnt.
its like my friend. he has a stereo amplifier that uses vacum tubes, which get very hot when turned on. most people will fit an ugly cage over the tubes to keep children/pets from burning their fingers/paws.not him. he told his kid repeatedly not to touch the tubes because they are hot. one fine day the brat burnt his fingers touching one of the tubes. he told his kid "what did I tell you? orh bee good! see whether you still dare to touch!!"
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
You can buy as many as you want now to make up for it.
Nah. Freaky stuff.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
tai ji, the most important skill in life.
i chose this photo because the two hands seems so wrong and it really fits av.
*Drink-spurting moment*
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
tai ji, the most important skill in life.
i chose this photo because the two hands seems so wrong and it really fits av.
the guy looks more like he's grasping an invisible woman's boobs -
Originally posted by Rhonda:
I don't mind huddling now... the wind is positively HOWLING outside!
and its kinda hot outside.
You know, i've often thought that one day, i will end up somewhere, where there are howling winds...and that i will be at the windows... watching the world go by... in a swirl of leaves..
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Originally posted by av98m:
its like my friend. he has a stereo amplifier that uses vacum tubes, which get very hot when turned on. most people will fit an ugly cage over the tubes to keep children/pets from burning their fingers/paws.not him. he told his kid repeatedly not to touch the tubes because they are hot. one fine day the brat burnt his fingers touching one of the tubes. he told his kid "what did I tell you? orh bee good! see whether you still dare to touch!!"
that should be the way! like windows shouldn't have grills.
tell the bugger to be careful.
if the bugger falls, u can proceed to the pleasure section and attempt to make another one.
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the taiji photos is so richard simmons
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
that should be the way! like windows shouldn't have grills.
tell the bugger to be careful.
if the bugger falls, u can proceed to the pleasure section and attempt to make another one.
and just to make sure that you are well compensated for the brat's death, buy a good insurance policy the moment he/she is born -
Originally posted by av98m:
the guy looks more like he's grasping an invisible woman's boobsand his hands are not big enough ......
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Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
*Drink-spurting moment*
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This conversation is starting to sound so wrong ><
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AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by av98m:
and just to make sure that you are well compensated for the brat's death, buy a good insurance policy the moment he/she is born
i need to compile a list of evil things i can do to benefit from my child's death.
i hope ai ai doesn't read it
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Originally posted by av98m:
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Ferret:
and its kinda hot outside.
You know, i've often thought that one day, i will end up somewhere, where there are howling winds...and that i will be at the windows... watching the world go by... in a swirl of leaves..
I like to turn off the lights (so passerby cannot look into my house) and pull up the blinds and just look out. You can hear the howling winds picking up the leaves and swirling them around. Sometimes, I see my neighbour's cat scurrying by.
And then there's the odd drunk or two talking loudly and walking erratically...Best of all, can look up at the stars.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i need to compile a list of evil things i can do to benefit from my child's death.
i hope ai ai doesn't read it
imagine getting a few hundred grand in insurance money everytime one of your kids wins a darwin award
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Originally posted by av98m:
imagine getting a few hundred grand everytime one of your kids wins a darwin award
i've got more than enough sperm too!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
I like to turn off the lights (so passerby cannot look into my house) and pull up the blinds and just look out. You can hear the howling winds picking up the leaves and swirling them around. Sometimes, I see my neighbour's cat scurrying by.
And then there's the odd drunk or two talking loudly and walking erratically...Best of all, can look up at the stars.
there's nothing quite like surfacing after a night dive and just floating there in the open sea, looking at the stars
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Originally posted by av98m:
there's nothing quite like surfacing after a night dive and just floating there in the open sea, looking at the starsand making a wish...
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Originally posted by av98m:
there's nothing quite like surfacing after a night dive and just floating there in the open sea, looking at the starsThere's also nothing quite like heading home after a late shift and you're the only one in the entire street walking quietly... and because you are familiar with the area and you're like an alley cat, you are no longer afraid but you feel at peace. You look up and you see the stars... you look left and you see the bright lights of Melbourne city and a few landmark office buildings, you hear some rustling and you look up and catch a possum jumping from tree branch to electric wire and then proceed to do his tightrope balancing act.
At peace with the world... By the time I reach home, the stress of the workday has melted off liao.
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
I like to turn off the lights (so passerby cannot look into my house) and pull up the blinds and just look out. You can hear the howling winds picking up the leaves and swirling them around. Sometimes, I see my neighbour's cat scurrying by.
And then there's the odd drunk or two
talking loudly and walking erratically...Best of all, can look up at the stars.
That reminds me of this music video.
