Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 84th Edition
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
think about it, the one who DOESN'T give u the insurance money would be deemed fit to survive in this world so u no need to stress over lousy kids.
win win situation!
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but if u get something like that, immediately abort all operations.
mission failed totally, time to retry
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
are the streets safe?
yeah, nothing like heading home after the late shift... i get to tear down TPE at 200km/hr~ muahahahahahahahahaha! and i reach home within 10mins
Not all the streets are safe here. I had a few creepy encounters myself.
I no longer get fidgety with fright though, because I more or less have become good at sensing when a situation might become dangerous and quickly avoid it or change tactics. Most importantly, I pray.
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you should get a bottle of pepper spray ....
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Not all the streets are safe here. I had a few creepy encounters myself.
I no longer get fidgety with fright though,
because I more or less have become good at sensing when a situation
might become dangerous and quickly avoid it or change
tactics. Most importantly, I pray.
do u have those beggars coming up to ask for a dollar?
i had a lot of that when i was in melbourne. and i didn't know they were beggars
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Not all the streets are safe here. I had a few creepy encounters myself.
I no longer get fidgety with fright though, because I more or less have become good at sensing when a situation might become dangerous and quickly avoid it or change tactics. Most importantly, I pray.
carry a small but powerful flashlight with you. it might come in handy -
if u want a flashlight, i recommend a maglite.
we use it to knock stuff on the aircraft. it doubles up as a mallet...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
you should get a bottle of pepper spray ....
Bear's sis gave me one, but I don't bring it along cause my handbag is too big anyways and if I bump into a situation where I need one, I think by the time I fumble, fumble and find it, too late liao!
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omg... i wanna try this when i go to bkk next next week.
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Bear's sis gave me one, but I don't bring it along cause my handbag is too big anyways and if I bump into a situation where I need one, I think by the time I fumble, fumble and find it, too late liao!
you could go tactical and just walk home with one hand carrying the spray, the other carrying the small flashlight
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
do u have those beggars coming up to ask for a dollar?
i had a lot of that when i was in melbourne. and i didn't know they were beggars
Yeah, I just smile and say, "Sorry, mate! My mate has my purse! / I'm afraid I've spent my money already!" or something like that.
Hell, you heard about my encounter on the tram, right? Where a half-naked drug addict sat beside me and kept telling me that he's got a big dick?
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Yeah, I just smile and say, "Sorry, mate! My mate has my purse! / I'm afraid I've spent my money already!" or something like that.
Hell, you heard about my encounter on the tram, right? Where a half-naked drug addict sat beside me and kept telling me that he's got a big dick?
wat did u replied? "u call tat big? u must be really drunk...." wahahaahahahahahahaha -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
if u want a flashlight, i recommend a maglite.
we use it to knock stuff on the aircraft. it doubles up as a mallet...
You want me to carry THAT around in my bag everynight?!
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crap!! i get a phonecall.
i have to see CO tomorrow and the squadron wants to reward me.
i think early release and a year end bonus will be a good reward but i dun think that's possible yet.
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Yeah, I just smile and say, "Sorry, mate! My mate has my purse! / I'm afraid I've spent my money already!" or something like that.
Hell, you heard about my encounter on the tram, right? Where a half-naked drug addict sat beside me and kept telling me that he's got a big dick?
i'd like to challenge that claim if possible
maybe my colleague's one is bigger... the one who ran around naked.
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I heard that most drug addicts couldn't get it up .....
cos apparently, hard core stuff like heroin gives you a high like an orgasm all over your body .. so afterwards they can never be satisfied with that high in just a little region down there ....
that makes you wonder where that "drug addict boyfriend/lover" cliche comes from eh ...
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
You want me to carry THAT around in my bag everynight?!
easier to locate than a pepper spray
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Originally posted by tare:
wat did u replied? "u call tat big? u must be really drunk...." wahahaahahahahahahahaNEVER offend druggies. You never know what they can do in their drugged-up state.
Basically, I just told myself, appear friendly and steer his mind away from the topic of his manhood by getting him preoccupied in talking about more sedate topics.
In the process, I found out that he likes taking painkillers too. Ah ha! Nurses' snoopy dog skill. So, I got him a bit distracted talking about his painkillers.
He did revert to talking about his penis a few more times but everytime, I just diverted him.
All the while, I kept praying that he will alight before me. Imagine my relief when he did! PHEW!
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i'd like to challenge that claim if possible
maybe my colleague's one is bigger... the one who ran around naked.
spartan lawyou better make sure you never lose your handphone or he's ending up on youtube
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i'd like to challenge that claim if possible
maybe my colleague's one is bigger... the one who ran around naked.
You challenge a drug addict, he will stand up and strip and dangle his thingy right in my face!!
Thanks, but not a very wise move, mate!
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why does my encik sound so happy.
i think he knows i dun like the organisation and "welfare" from them is like poison to me.
he even said i should put my name on the video.
WTF, its for open house!!!!!! what do they mean put my name on it! its gonna be so humiliating!
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Originally posted by av98m:
spartan lawyou better make sure you never lose your handphone or he's ending up on youtube
i deleted it man
but if the police raids my portable HD at home
i wonder if it is classified as... unnatural porn. will i get caned for it?
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i'd like to challenge that claim if possible
maybe my colleague's one is bigger... the one who ran around naked.
the one in the video ? ....
i hope it's just alcohol shrinkages, cos his was quite pathetic ....
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
You challenge a drug addict, he will stand up and strip and dangle his thingy right in my face!!
Thanks, but not a very wise move, mate!
that's where the maglite comes in.
u give that ding dong a nice whack!
if the maglite can slam a bolt into position... i wonder what it'll do with a dangling piece.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i deleted it man
but if the police raids my portable HD at home
i wonder if it is classified as... unnatural porn. will i get caned for it?
dunno man...your whole gang might end up at khatib too