Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 87th Edition

• elindra

  23 Jul 08, 17:26

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  someone was promoting a makeover photo service

  to celebrate the National Day, it costs only like $4.90... for the 49 years.

  or is it 48yrs and $4.80?

  then they had this line...

  
  Pls la these kind of promotion usually have a lot of hidden costs one

  Or you go and they try to force you to sign up a package

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:28

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  someone was promoting a makeover photo service

  to celebrate the National Day, it costs only like $4.90... for the 49 years.

  or is it 48yrs and $4.80?

  then they had this line...

  
  LMAO

   

   

   

• elindra

  23 Jul 08, 17:29

  Btw I don't trust those free or cheap photography la

  Usually these kind is come with lots of strings attached one because a long long long long time ago, someone said:

  Nullum Gratuitum Prandium

   

  ^^

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:31

  This reminds me that I don'tt really have nice photos of my chinchilla outside her cage. I should have some taken as she's really old.

• kopiosatu

  23 Jul 08, 17:31

  but that line is the ultimate lah.

  i think they have mis-interpreted the word "professional"

• kopiosatu

  23 Jul 08, 17:32

  Originally posted by av98m:

  This reminds me that I don'tt really have nice photos of my chinchilla outside her cage. I should have some taken as she's really old.

  and probably won't be running around that much, so easier to take a photo

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:35

  Oh! This is a sign that I saw pasted in my lift yesterday:

   

  NOTICE

  URINATING IN LIFT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED

   

  The management takes a serious view on such unsociable behaviour.

  DNA test will be carried out on the urine sample for further action.

   

   

   

  

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:35

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  and probably won't be running around that much, so easier to take a photo

  
  that's where you're wrong!!!  still hyperactive when released from cage.   T.T

• skeujin

  23 Jul 08, 17:44

  Originally posted by av98m:

  Oh! This is a sign that I saw pasted in my lift yesterday:

   

  NOTICE

  URINATING IN LIFT IS STRICTLY PROHIBITED

   

  The management takes a serious view on such unsociable behaviour.

  DNA test will be carried out on the urine sample for further action.

   

   

   

  

  wats wrong with using prohibited?

• kopiosatu

  23 Jul 08, 17:45

  DNA test sial

  CSI?

• kopiosatu

  23 Jul 08, 17:47

  2 1/2hrs more to the football match

• skeujin

  23 Jul 08, 17:48

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  DNA test sial

  CSI?

  orh. if talking bout this part thn i understand .

  but hor. even if they can have the dna tests done. where are they gona get the samples to compare them to find the culprit?

  a simple. 'this toilet is monitoredby cctv' or 'this toilet has a urine alarm" wld work better i guess

• kopiosatu

  23 Jul 08, 17:49

  it'll be even worse if they said "this cubicle is monitored by a CCTV"

   

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:50

  Originally posted by skeujin:

  wats wrong with using prohibited?

  
  it was underlined in the original sign lah

   

   

  the part about DNA testing cracked me up.

   

  does that mean the security guards will collect the urine samples and then call police?!

  will the police even care?

• kopiosatu

  23 Jul 08, 17:51

  the security guard collecting piss

  sounds like something NOT in their job scope

  is it me or are the topics in sgsexforums hilarious?

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:51

  Originally posted by skeujin:

   'this toilet is monitoredby cctv' or 'this toilet has a urine alarm" wld work better i guess

  dude, we're talking about peeing in a lift.

   

   

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:53

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  the security guard collecting piss

  sounds like something NOT in their job scope

  is it me or are the topics in sgsexforums hilarious?

  
  I think the idiot who typed that sign has been watching too much TV

   

   

  the sex forum has always been hilarious. esp their moderator

• skeujin

  23 Jul 08, 17:56

  Originally posted by av98m:

  dude, we're talking about peeing in a lift.

   

   

  oh ya i meant lift not toilet. falling aslp at work. :P

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:56

  *rubs chin*

   

  wonder if we can incorporate that stupid notice into the CSI shoot

• cassie

  23 Jul 08, 17:58

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  the security guard collecting piss

  sounds like something NOT in their job scope

  is it me or are the topics in sgsexforums hilarious?

  
  oh i'm sure they're people who would do it...for a fee naturally.

  friggin silly marketing guys - sends out a proposal at noon (originally it was promised to be last night) and expects me to comment/edit by end of today (close of biz, not midnight!). and i only got back to my desk at 4 pm.

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 17:59

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  oh i'm sure they're people who would do it...for a fee naturally.

  
  and then get the condo residents to give samples for comparison? I don't think so LMAO

• elindra

  23 Jul 08, 18:00

  U mean people urinate in Condo lifts now or is it the work of pampered pooches

• skeujin

  23 Jul 08, 18:01

  they can do a generic test for urine samples with the condo pool water

• av98m

  23 Jul 08, 18:02

  Originally posted by elindra:

  U mean people urinate in Condo lifts now or is it the work of pampered pooches

  
  damned if I know. its certainly not happening in my block! I just laughed hysterically at that sign when I saw it.

• cassie

  23 Jul 08, 18:02

  Originally posted by av98m:

  *rubs chin*

   

  wonder if we can incorporate that stupid notice into the CSI shoot

  
  do you really wanna do that??? since you agree it's "stupid" and remember you're in the pics (and the main star to boot!)