Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 87th Edition
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anything for me. but i think having u only in the shoot playing different characters makes the difference
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
the one on the bed will be nude???
i think that one can be in your usual sleeping attire
I dun mind nude leh...but I'm too fat right now!! >.<" -
Originally posted by av98m:
wah lau....quite scary when you list it out like that
i nvr include the "health qns" cos she'll prob have his medical backgrd for the insurance thingy liao....it's not as scary as IF i have to go meet
's parents... 1st qns i die liao.... >.< -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
the one on the bed will be nude???
i think that one can be in your usual sleeping attire
u're doing av and shoot on diff day rite? thr r some things i really dun wanna see >.<btw, av try to get a girdle?!
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Originally posted by av98m:
I dun mind nude leh...but I'm too fat right now!! >.<"who said nudes have to be thin?
maybe i can put a pillow over your head
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Originally posted by tare:
u're doing av and shoot on diff day rite? thr r some
things i really dun wanna see >.<btw, av try to get a girdle?!
his shoot will be with elindra.
now see whether she can even confirm anything or not
i have a feeling it might drag till next year.
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Originally posted by tare:
i nvr include the "health qns" cos she'll prob have his medical backgrd for the insurance thingy liao....it's not as scary as IF i have to go meet
's parents... 1st qns i die liao.... >.<
they might go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! that's a good one. Seriously, how old are you?" -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
who said nudes have to be thin?
maybe i can put a pillow over your head
please do.
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Originally posted by av98m:
they might go "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! that's a good one. Seriously, how old are you?"then suddenly it won't sound so funny anymore
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Originally posted by tare:
u're doing av and shoot on diff day rite? thr r some things i really dun wanna see >.<btw, av try to get a girdle?!
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Originally posted by tare:
i nvr include the "health qns" cos she'll prob have his medical backgrd for the insurance thingy liao....it's not as scary as IF i have to go meet
's parents... 1st qns i die liao....
>.<Oh yah... just realized something....
Do I have to go for a medical checkup or something before they'll grant me the insurance?
Or do I just have to sign a health declaration form?
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Originally posted by av98m:
please do.ok tell u what. nude with the pillow over your head and the sheep covering the important area.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
his shoot will be with elindra.
now see whether she can even confirm anything or not
i have a feeling it might drag till next year.
My these 3 weekends packed lehMy dad, me and MPB birthday celebration this week
Next week my Godson Birthday celebration
Week after next is Wedding Dinner leh
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I think my parents asked MPB about his parents and siblings
His job and other than that it's just casual conversation
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
ok tell u what. nude with the pillow over your head and the sheep covering the important area.
remind me to lock the door so my mother doesn't walk in on us when we're doing that -
ah HA~ i knew it! next year then
u guys can admire av's artistic shoot
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Originally posted by av98m:
remind me to lock the door so my mother doesn't walk in on us when we're doing thatif she does walk in... it would look SO wrong.
not the nude part.
its the camera and having another guy around
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Originally posted by av98m:
remind me to lock the door so my mother doesn't walk in on us when we're doing that
WAHAHHAHAHHA WAHWHHAHAAHI have a feeling she will just scream and faint and think that you are gay for sure
WAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
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very bored.
me really wanna shoot
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av, if you put the sheepie near your thingy, make sure it doesn't turn around and bite! Harharhar!!
BTW, what you and kopi are planning to do just sounds... creepy...
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Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2008
Topic: International News
by Sam Gai Tang
Political observers were surprised that Singapore was chosen as the venue for high level nuclear disarmament talks between North Korea and the US.
But North Korean diplomats have said that Singapore is the “perfect place” because it’s “just like home.”
When pressed for reasons, North Korean Embassy spokesman Kim Dam Ill provided an entire list:
1. Singapore and North Korea are both one party states.
2. The people of Singapore and North Korea both revere their Great Leader – or else.
3. In both Singapore and North Korea, the Great Leader’s son is now the Dear Leader.
4. Both governments hold the same views on secrecy: the Government Investment Crap of Singapore refuses to reveal details about the assets it manages, while the North Korean government refuses to reveal details about its uranium enrichment programme.
5. In both Singapore and North Korea, there is a great gap between the lives of the average citizen and the political and social elite.
6. Leaders of both countries believe there is a conspiracy to do them in.
7. The people of both countries are always hungry.
“I am sure I can come up with more,” said Mr. Kim. “But I have to go for buffet at Seoul Garden. Once I go back to Pyongyang, I don’t know when I can eat again.”
In the meantime, the US Embassy was asked why it agreed to Singapore as the venue, considering its divergent stance on freedom of expression.
“Well, we have our differences, but we also have a lot in common,” said US Embassy spokesman Dubb L. Standdards. “I can give you a list…”
1. In both Singapore and the US (and come to think of it, North Korea too), the current leader is the son of a former leader.
2. In both Singapore and the US, no matter what we say, not everyone gets a fair trial.
3. Despite both being former British colonies, the people In Singapore and the US speak English funny.
4. Both Singapore and the US have jailed so-called terrorists off-shore: Singapore on Sentosa, and the US on Guantanamo.
5. Neighbouring countries always say they hate the US and Singapore, but their people always try to come and work there.
6. The people of both countries are very into food.
7. Come the end of the year, both Singapore and the US will have brown-skinned Presidents… -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
then suddenly it won't sound so funny anymore
his dad sort of know has a friend who's much older tat he's been hanging out with ... >.< -
LTA to Introduce Means Testing for ERP
Posted on Sunday, July 20, 2008
Topic: Local News
by Chee Ken Wing
In response to complaints that the ERP system unfairly penalizes motorists who have no choice but to commute to the CBD daily, the Lame Transport Authority (LTA) has announced that selected ERP gantries will adopt means testing instead.
From 1 August, 20 ERP gantries will be reconfigured to detect the annual income of motorists and charge fees that are commensurate with their income bracket.
For example, a Minister earning $1.9 million annually will pay a per-entry fee of $190 during peak hours, while a taxi driver earning $30,000 a year will pay just $3.
"We want to make sure that CEOs and political leaders bear a cost that is roughly equivalent to that of the typical man-on-the-street," BG (NS) Yum Mar Nee, Chief Executive, LTA, said to reporters.
When queried about the sudden change in policy, especially since the revised ERP rates would now hurt the rich, secretary to the Minister of Transport Mr. Alexander Hampshire said, "Our Ministry and the LTA are situated comfortably outside the CBD area, and we want to encourage other government agencies to move out of prime land and into the heartlands."
University undergraduate Ms. Whyte-Elle Fan, 18, was overjoyed that means testing would soon determine ERP rates. "Since I have an annual income of nothing, I can drive my Ferrari into the Bras Basah area at no cost," she squealed in joy.
However, things are not as rosy for Ms. Fan's father. He is a permanent secretary at a government ministry, and has to pass through 2 ERP gantries to get to work. That's because there's a gantry outside their family condo in Bukit Timah and another outside his office in the CBD. Mr. Fan's one-way trip would now cost $80, or about $40 per gantry, if he commutes by car.
Mrs. Kee Toh Loh, a housewife who is happy waiting 25-minutes for a feeder bus, had no sympathy for the highly-paid. She explained, "If these CEOs and rich uncles can't afford to pay the ERP, they should just take public transport."
Indeed, SBS Transit and SMRT are in the final stages of planning a super premium bus service that would ferry highly-paid individuals from their plush bungalows in Bukit Timah to downtown areas such as Shenton Way.
"You can't expect us multi-millionaires to stand side-by-side with an old auntie carrying empty aluminium cans on the bus, can you?" asked Ms. Lily Atas, a lawyer earning a six-figure salary. -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea
Posted on Monday, July 21, 2008
Topic: International News
by Sam Gai Tang
Political observers were surprised that Singapore was chosen as the venue for high level nuclear disarmament talks between North Korea and the US.
But North Korean diplomats have said that Singapore is the “perfect place” because it’s “just like home.”
When pressed for reasons, North Korean Embassy spokesman Kim Dam Ill provided an entire list:
1. Singapore and North Korea are both one party states.
2. The people of Singapore and North Korea both revere their Great Leader – or else.
3. In both Singapore and North Korea, the Great Leader’s son is now the Dear Leader.
4. Both governments hold the same views on secrecy: the Government Investment Crap of Singapore refuses to reveal details about the assets it manages, while the North Korean government refuses to reveal details about its uranium enrichment programme.
5. In both Singapore and North Korea, there is a great gap between the lives of the average citizen and the political and social elite.
6. Leaders of both countries believe there is a conspiracy to do them in.
7. The people of both countries are always hungry.
“I am sure I can come up with more,” said Mr. Kim. “But I have to go for buffet at Seoul Garden. Once I go back to Pyongyang, I don’t know when I can eat again.”
In the meantime, the US Embassy was asked why it agreed to Singapore as the venue, considering its divergent stance on freedom of expression.
“Well, we have our differences, but we also have a lot in common,” said US Embassy spokesman Dubb L. Standdards. “I can give you a list…”
1. In both Singapore and the US (and come to think of it, North Korea too), the current leader is the son of a former leader.
2. In both Singapore and the US, no matter what we say, not everyone gets a fair trial.
3. Despite both being former British colonies, the people In Singapore and the US speak English funny.
4. Both Singapore and the US have jailed so-called terrorists off-shore: Singapore on Sentosa, and the US on Guantanamo.
5. Neighbouring countries always say they hate the US and Singapore, but their people always try to come and work there.
6. The people of both countries are very into food.
7. Come the end of the year, both Singapore and the US will have brown-skinned Presidents… This one is sooo very very funny!!