man, its not often we have a comedy thread on SC ![]()
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
Ah, but think of how much smoother the traffic flow on the KPE will be after the gantries go into operation!
Yes....I concur on that.
But not with the cock reason of safety.![]()
Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:
Talking about that reminds me of how the kevlar plate on one of my bullet-proof vests went missing during the sailing.POOF!
My superiors are now in a frenzy cos that's an accountable item.
Yikes! How did it go missing in the first place?
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:Yikes! How did it go missing in the first place?
No idea.
Maybe it ended up in the galley as a hot plate for all we knew.![]()
![]()
![]()
Originally posted by 16/f/lonely:
Talking about that reminds me of how the kevlar plate on one of my bullet-proof vests went missing during the sailing.POOF!
My superiors are now in a frenzy cos that's an accountable item.
why are you calling MG a poof? ![]()
Originally posted by the Bear:why are you calling MG a poof?
I've been called worse. And usually by my best friends. ![]()
Originally posted by av98m:man, its not often we have a comedy thread on SC
Yeah, it's all fun and games until you hear sirens and see flashing lights just outside your window... ![]()
omg how am i gonna solve the damn puzzle when there are so many possibilities
Originally posted by Meia Gisborn:
Yeah, it's all fun and games until you hear sirens and see flashing lights just outside your window...
please. bear and myself would have disappeared a long time ago if that were true ![]()
Originally posted by av98m:
please. bear and myself would have disappeared a long time ago if that were true
Didn't know secretly filming insect porn was a offense.![]()
Originally posted by cassie:Evening all! The SC peeps are just going wild over the PM thingy.
Am feeling outta sorts and running a temp. Just great! On the eve of a trip. Bah!
Go and sleep....ought to do you good instead of staring at the screen.
Originally posted by av98m:
please. bear and myself would have disappeared a long time ago if that were true
yeah.. i even say these things to the secret agent based at my office ![]()
Liverpool are poised to complete the signing of Albert Riera from Espanyol after the Spanish wide midfielder flew to England for a medical.
GettyImages
The Spaniard failed to impress in the Premiership first time around.
Terms of the deal have been agreed between the clubs and 26-year-old Riera must only prove his fitness to seal his move to Anfield.
The fee involved is thought to be around £8million, with Riera set to return to the Premier League having previously had a loan spell with Manchester City in the 2005/06 season.
Espanyol confirmed that the winger, along with defender Pablo Zabaleta, will leave the Spanish side in a statement on their official website:
The statement read: 'Pablo Zabaleta and Albert Riera have not taken part of this morning's training session with Espanyol, in order to avoid any risk before completing their transfers to Manchester City and Liverpool, respectively,'.
'Whereas the four-year deal between Zabaleta and City is complete, with the Sky Blues having assured Espanyol they are to pay the player's contract cancellation sum ( €8 million), Riera's transfer is to be resolved in the next few hours.
'Both players are travelling this morning to Britain in order to undergo the perceptive medical tests with their new clubs.'
- errrrrrrm, why buy him when he screwed up before? but at least ah ben is buying a damn winger. hopefully to replace dirk kuyt on the right
Originally posted by the Bear:yeah.. i even say these things to the secret agent based at my office
Sometimes I smile thinking of the fact that I'm making fun of the PM's husband from a gabrahment building using gabrahment resources ![]()
Airwolf!~!~!
Originally posted by the Bear:yeah.. i even say these things to the secret agent based at my office
"Please ensure that you speak slowly and clearly at the potted plant just outside your cube."
![]()
Originally posted by laurence82:Airwolf!~!~!
Blue Thunder!~!~!
Quiet in the office today being Friday. One of the girls who I pay
15,000 a month looked up from the 'Staff Wanted' section of the paper
this morning and asked "......Ph.D after your name means you have a
doctorate degree?"
Yes..... I replied wondering if a salary conversation was coming up.
"I can put Ph.D after my name....."
".....but it means Passed High-School with Difficulty"
evening
cassie, go rest and sleep..
I think all that food and wine is actually keeping me up ![]()
Originally posted by Rhonda:Follow av, go pimp yourself at the Mob Wars fan site!
![]()
Scary sia! I think I shall stop doing jobs so I won't get promoted to the higher levels. Sian man! Did you buy a lotta property or not?
hmmm... i generate ard 15 mil per 54 minutes ? ![]()
Originally posted by av98m:I think all that food and wine is actually keeping me up
What's wrong with that? It's a Friday night. ![]()