this is funny ![]()
=> Pakistanis detain American at the Afghan border
he was armed with a pistol and a sword.. and he said he was going to Afghanistan to kill Osama bin Laden ![]()
Originally posted by the Bear:this is funny
=> Pakistanis detain American at the Afghan border
he was armed with a pistol and a sword.. and he said he was going to Afghanistan to kill Osama bin Laden
Who does he think he is?
The Punisher?
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This is close to home.... a shocking case of outright stupidity.....
Housewife who did not have money for transport wanted the police to send her home
SINGAPORE - A woman who lied to the police that an MRT station would be bombed so she could get a ride home has been jailed seven months.
Housewife Zaleha Binte Ahmad, 49, wanted the police to send her home because she did not have enough money for transport.
Using a pay phone at Bukit Batok MRT Station, she called the 999 hotline on May 24 at 2.50pm to say that a man told her to bomb an MRT station.
She told the hotline operator what clothes she was wearing so the police could locate her. When they arrived, she identified herself as the one who made the call but later admitted she had lied.
Yesterday, Zaleha pleaded guilty to lying that a terrorist act would be carried out.
She told District Judge Soh Tze Bian that she will not commit the offence again and requested to be sent to the Institute of Mental Health (IMH). She is currently receiving treatment at the IMH.
In sentencing her, the judge told Zaleha that she had committed a serious offence by alerting the police of a false message and wasted their resources.
She could have been jailed up to five years or fined up to $100,000, or both.
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She wanted a free ride home, so she created a bomb hoax...... *double facepalm*
Originally posted by fudgester:This is close to home.... a shocking case of outright stupidity.....
Bomb hoax woman wanted police to drop her homeHousewife who did not have money for transport wanted the police to send her home
by Ong Dai Lin [email protected]05:55 AM Jun 16, 2010SINGAPORE - A woman who lied to the police that an MRT station would be bombed so she could get a ride home has been jailed seven months.
Housewife Zaleha Binte Ahmad, 49, wanted the police to send her home because she did not have enough money for transport.
Using a pay phone at Bukit Batok MRT Station, she called the 999 hotline on May 24 at 2.50pm to say that a man told her to bomb an MRT station.
She told the hotline operator what clothes she was wearing so the police could locate her. When they arrived, she identified herself as the one who made the call but later admitted she had lied.
Yesterday, Zaleha pleaded guilty to lying that a terrorist act would be carried out.
She told District Judge Soh Tze Bian that she will not commit the offence again and requested to be sent to the Institute of Mental Health (IMH). She is currently receiving treatment at the IMH.
In sentencing her, the judge told Zaleha that she had committed a serious offence by alerting the police of a false message and wasted their resources.
She could have been jailed up to five years or fined up to $100,000, or both.*****************************************
She wanted a free ride home, so she created a bomb hoax...... *double facepalm*
talk about stupidity...haiz
this is sooooo cool ![]()
=> Comedian runs for mayor as satire... and WINS!
we could do with a few of these ![]()
this is... un-effing-believable
=> sex offender dad given custody of child
only because the mother is thought to be an even worse parent!! ![]()
Originally posted by the Bear:this is... un-effing-believable
=> sex offender dad given custody of child
only because the mother is thought to be an even worse parent!!
I seriously don't get them..... it's not as though the judges were really caught between a rock and a hard place....
What about relatives? Or foster care? ![]()
you gotta read this to believe it...
=> never slaughter a chicken in front of your monkey
but i bet the monkey can get a job with Col Sanders ![]()
Originally posted by the Bear:you gotta read this to believe it...
=> never slaughter a chicken in front of your monkey
but i bet the monkey can get a job with Col Sanders
One of the comments was cool...
"I hope Li never lets the monkey see him having martial relations."
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Edited: Talking abt monkey see, monkey do... ![]()
Woman With the World's Biggest Silicone-Implanted Boobs May Lose Them After Coming Down with an Infection
Source: http://www.myfoxhouston.com/dpp/health/100713-sheyla-hershey-breast-implants-infection
HOUSTON - A Brazilian model who lives in Houston wanted to have the largest breasts in the world; she must now undergo surgery and is in the fight for her life.
Sheyla Hershey was able to achieve her goal of having the largest breasts in the world when she had M-cup implants put into place. She soon removed them and downgraded to a smaller size when she learned she was pregnant in 2009.
After more than 30 plastic surgeries, Hershey suffered her first complication following her most recent breast augmentation procedure in June. Her youngest child's first birthday was only days away.
A severe staph infection reached both of Hershey's breasts.
She had the augmentation surgery in Brazil, but came home to Houston for help. Hershey says the new surgeon told her she should be concerned for her life. Staph infections can enter the bloodstream and be life threatening. Hershey is also very concerned about losing one of her breasts. She has had to give herself infusions of intravenous antibiotics every twelve hours to fight the infection.
The treatment has helped one breast, but doctors say the other one is still in jeopardy. That would mean that she will not only lose both implants, but quite possibly need to have the entire breast removed.
Doctors took Hershey into surgery on Tuesday morning to remove the implants.
"I had large fever and painful. I just couldn't breathe properly; it was terrible! I was in bed all day, couldn't get up," says Hershey.
Hershey says she is trying to work through her obsession with plastic surgery. She says she wants to just be a mother. Her young son has asked her for a while to reduce her breast size. Even though she is being forced to do so because of a medical emergency, she admits that it is time.
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From another source.... the size of her 'toxic assets'? 38KKK. ![]()
it always amazes me how she walks... hmm won't she just fall face flat on the ground? or something? Unless it also contains helium ...
Well, I don't know whether she can even see her own toes. ![]()
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this is dumb.. amazingly dumb.. darwinian dumb!!
=> guy swallows a poisonous snake for a 100 rupee bet
and almost dies ![]()
Originally posted by Kuali Baba:
/me does a facepalm
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Well, Talking can be a very dangerous job...
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This is really stupid journalism.... watch the video.....
Thierry Henry gets interviewed by a US Morning Show
Among other things, they congratulated Henry for winning the World Cup.
Oh, and they asked whether Henry left Europe because of racism. ![]()
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Originally posted by fudgester:This is really stupid journalism.... watch the video.....
Thierry Henry gets interviewed by a US Morning Show
Among other things, they congratulated Henry for winning the World Cup.
Oh, and they asked whether Henry left Europe because of racism.
it's Fox..
their staff consists of right-wing idiots and liars ![]()
Originally posted by the Bear:it's Fox..
their staff consists of right-wing idiots and liars
What really irks me is the way they seem to treat Henry as being poor with English.
It's clear that they didn't do their homework.... a quick Google would have told them that:
1. The French team was knocked out in the first round,
2. The French national team is one of the most racially-diverse,
3. Henry is pretty fluent in English and in fact played in London for years.
That said, kudos to Henry for keeping a straight face and handling those farcical 'journalists' with professionalism.
Originally posted by ^Acid^ aka s|aO^eH~:Well, Talking can be a very dangerous job...
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As is playing in a music festival:
this is cute.. but kinda sad for the hen...
poor thing thinks it's a penguin.. walks upright and the rest of the chickens avoid it..

Originally posted by the Bear:this is cute.. but kinda sad for the hen...
poor thing thinks it's a penguin.. walks upright and the rest of the chickens avoid it..
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every now and then, once in awhile u'll have this type of wierd cases...
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I'll laugh if it attempted to swim and eat fish too~ ![]()
This is so ridiculous that it has to go in here.