Insane and weird news of the day
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Yeah, I know.
So she might as well cover herself with animal carcasses. They'll protect her entire body as they decompose.
maybe she'll use that and say she's discovered IMMORTALITY!!!
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Indonesian MP caught for watching pr0n during Parliamentary session
The kicker? He was from the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Indonesian MP caught for watching pr0n during Parliamentary session
The kicker? He was from the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party.
WIN~~~
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i received a link.. when i click open, it was porn! I am being framed!! they are aiming at me to bring me out from the political! -
Originally posted by fudgester:
Indonesian MP caught for watching pr0n during Parliamentary session
The kicker? He was from the Islamic Prosperous Justice Party.
as long as he wasn't jerking off... from what i heard, the penalty for jerking off in Indonesia is decapitation
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More screwed-up news from down south....
Indonesian clinic touts smoking as cancer cure
The clinic administrators should be chased out of town by a violent mob bearing flaming torches and pitchforks in the middle of the night.
Oh, and the founder should have her PhD revoked. Then she should be arrested and charged with 60,000 counts of murder.
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Originally posted by fudgester:
More screwed-up news from down south....
Indonesian clinic touts smoking as cancer cure
The clinic administrators should be chased out of town by a violent mob bearing flaming torches and pitchforks in the middle of the night.
Oh, and the founder should have her PhD revoked. Then she should be arrested and charged with 60,000 counts of murder.
manipulating... mercury... what the (#*&%????
the clinic is run by Phillip Morris?
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applebericutesauce: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-447527/Mystery-cat-takes-regular-bus-shops.html
Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops
Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week.
The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop.
The cat, nicknamed Macavity, has one blue eye and one green eye
The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot's poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop.
Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: "It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn't seen it get on which was a bit confusing.
"The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and ran under one of the seats, I don't think any of the passengers noticed.
"Because I had seen it jump off the day before I carried on driving and sure enough when I stopped just down the road he jumped off - I don't know why he would catch the bus but he seems to like it. I told some of the other drivers on this route and they have seen him too."
Since January, when the cat first caught the bus he has done it two or three times a week and always gets on and off at the same stops.
Passenger, Paul Brennan, 19, who catches the 331 to work, said: "I first noticed the cat a few weeks ago. At first I thought it had been accompanied by its owner but after the first stop it became quite clear he was on his own.
"He sat at the front of the bus, waited patiently for the next stop and then got off. It was was quite strange at first but now it just seems normal. I suppose he is the perfect passenger really - he sits quietly, minds his own business and then gets off."
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Originally posted by fudgester:
More screwed-up news from down south....
Indonesian clinic touts smoking as cancer cure
The clinic administrators should be chased out of town by a violent mob bearing flaming torches and pitchforks in the middle of the night.
Oh, and the founder should have her PhD revoked. Then she should be arrested and charged with 60,000 counts of murder.
their cig is pretty toxic to begin with, w/ clove -
Originally posted by sbst275:
Fake Eggs, Fake Food, Fake Milk, Fake Monk...And now Fake Army...
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zomgholysauce: http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/SEAsia/Story/STIStory_657075.html
DEAD MAN DEFIES DOCTORS, RETURNS TO LIFE
BUTTERWORTH (Penang) - ONE 65-year-old man came back to life two-and-a-half hours after doctors at a Penang hospital pronounced him dead.
The rare phenomenon known as the Lazarus Syndrome has become the talk of the town.
Upon learning of the self-employed man's death, his family began making funeral arrangements and had even put up a canopy in front of his house on Jalan Tok Elong, Tanah Liat in Bukit Mertajam.
His wife and his 26-year-old son, who were on their way to the district police station to lodge a report, were stunned when a doctor called to inform them that the man was alive.
Relating the incident, the man's son, known only as Mr Wei, said he had rushed his father to hospital at about 11am on Thursday when he stopped breathing at their home.
'The doctors performed cardiac pulmonary resuscitation and pronounced him dead an hour later. We then left for the police station when we received a call from a doctor at about 1.30pm,' he said. -- THE STAR/ANN -
China does it again~~~
backtothefuturesauce: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1376771/Great-Scott-China-bans-time-travel-cinema-TV.html#ixzz1JVZgbyEH
Great Scott! China ban films and TV shows featuring time travel (just in case anyone wants to rewrite history)
Shows that feature time travel have been effectively banned by the Chinese government after it issued new rules for TV and film directors.
In the latest crackdown on dissent, authorities want its citizens to uphold the country's values and not promote anything that would re-write history.
Chinese censors issued guidance to the film and television industry, which producers would be unwise to ignore if they want to stay on air.
Time travel is on the list of activities that have been banned for scriptwriters and directors since March 31 that includes reincarnation and feudal superstitions.
The guidance is for makers of TV programmes from the State Administration of Radio Film and Television (SARFT) that would make films like Back to the Future and Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure contraband material.
Outlining the reason for it's decision to ban time travel, the Chinese government said: 'Producers and writers are treating serious history in a frivolous way, which should by no means be encouraged anymore.'
FILMS BANNED IN CHINA
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Back to the Future
The Time Traveller’s Wife
12 monkeys
All the Star Trek films
All the Terminator films
Planet of the Apes
The Butterfly Effect
Austin Powers
A Christmas CarolIt added that the ban applies to films that contain 'fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating feudal superstitions, fatalism and reincarnation, ambiguous moral lessons, and even a lack of positive thinking.'
'The government says TV dramas shouldn't have characters that travel back in time and rewrite history,' said CNN's Eunice Yoon.
'They also say that myth, superstitions and reincarnation are all questionable.'
It also means that TV series like Dr Who, Star Trek and the X-Files are now banned along with the film Terminator.
The new ruling comes as the Communist party (CPC) prepares for its 90th anniversary in power, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
SARFT issued the guidance telling film makers they must 'Follow the central spirit of the CPC to celebrate its 90th anniversary on television.
'All levels should actively prepare to launch vivid reproductions of the Chinese revolution, the nation’s construction and its reform and opening up.'
The film and television arm of the government reports directly to China's cabinet, the State Council.
It has the power to pull the plug on any Chinese film or television series whenever and wherever it wishes.
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'It added that the ban applies to films that contain 'fantasy, time-travel, random compilations of mythical stories, bizarre plots, absurd techniques, even propagating feudal superstitions, fatalism and reincarnation, ambiguous moral lessons, and even a lack of positive thinking.'
Gosh, man..... isn't that, like..... most of all the works of fiction that have ever been created?
So I guess Little Red Riding Hood is out? And Rapunzel? And Goldilocks?
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They've a fake fantasy legacy that they've created
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So that would exclude even Lau Fu Zi and any Chinese movies with flying swordsmen.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!
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actually, I'm bloody impressed that the thing still moves ........
if it's an ah tiong car .................
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gotta love these guys.. the wacky fellas who brought you Animal Beer..
=> Viagra Beer
to commemorate the Royal Wedding, BrewDog bottled 1,000 bottles of Viagra Beer
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in India, termites eat expensive things..
=> Termites om nom noms 10 million rupees in currency notes
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and here's another.. seems like the pervert in Singapore isn't the only one who has done that...
=> Man gets jail time for ejaculating into water bottle
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Originally posted by the Bear:
and here's another.. seems like the pervert in Singapore isn't the only one who has done that...
=> Man gets jail time for ejaculating into water bottle
pffffft >___>I had almost forgot abt tat incident >____>
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'Speak of the devil' has taken a new twist.....
'Devil talk' was banned at home during Katy Perry's childhood
And that includes things like devilled eggs and Dirt Devil vacuum cleaners.
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This is less extreme than the girl who didn't brush her teeth in ten years.... but it's already bad enough in my book.
South Korean girl didn't wash her face in two years
Why? She didn't want to remove her makeup.
