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must be mast in the toilet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
=> you know you need to lose weight when your arm makes your friend look naked
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choppedmeatsauce: http://www.straitstimes.com/BreakingNews/World/Story/STIStory_690491.html
LOS ANGELES - A 48-YEAR-OLD Californian woman was charged on Wednesday with allegedly drugging her estranged husband's dinner then tying him to a bed and cutting off his penis.
Catherine Kieu Becker was charged with torture, bodily injury with a knife and aggravated mayhem - a felony that involves depriving a victim of 'a limb, organ, or member of his or her body'.
If convicted on all charges she faces life in jail, said the Orange County District Attorney's office after the alleged attack Monday in Garden Grove, south-east of Los Angeles.
In an incident recalling the infamous 1993 case of John Wayne Bobbitt - who had his penis reattached after a similar event - she hacked off her husband's manhood on Monday, police said. She rang 911 after the attack, telling officers that her husband 'deserved it', according to police.
'Officers arrived and located a male victim tied to the bed and bleeding from his groin area,' said a spokesman on Tuesday, adding that she 'had used an unknown type poison and/or drug in the male's food to make him sleepy'.
'She tied him to the bed and as he woke the female cut off his penis with a knife. The female tossed the penis in the garbage disposal and turned the disposal to the 'On' position.' The 51-year-old man, whose named was not released, underwent emergency surgery and was listed in serious condition, the police said. -- AFP
Ya.
Saw that.
How?
that is rage.. this is just drawn out stupidity...
=> Courts pick name for child after parents disagree on her name
2 years!!!
=> Soylent Green jello is People!!
Boffins are thinking of making large quantities of human-based gelatin as substitute for animal-based gelatin used in desserts and other things
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this counts as insane .... though not really weird .... just bloody tragic ...
Originally posted by the Bear:=> Soylent Green jello is People!!
Boffins are thinking of making large quantities of human-based gelatin as substitute for animal-based gelatin used in desserts and other things
Ok this is just plain gross
It's just not as gross as the Japanese guy making edible "meat" out of poop
This is evidence of the effects of drugs on your head.
Man smokes meth with a blowtorch near gunpowder - guess what happens next?
This will be taught in engineering classes the world over..... as an example of the awesome effects of forced harmonic resonance.
Vibrations from an over-enthusiastic gym class causes skyscraper to shake for ten minutes
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The Chinese have leveled-up their mad copying skillz!
this is funny and in a way, justice...
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also.. here's a "i've got so much money, f**k you all" pic
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it's a real pic from google earth
=> Billionaire etches his name so huge you can see from space
http://sg.news.yahoo.com/msian-man-stabs-himself-death-shopping-mall-041002301.html#mwpphu-container
Funniest shit I've read in a long time.
Just read the comments LOL
UK bans 'misleading' L'Oreal ads for using Photoshop
I quote the article:
L'Oreal, the world's defended the adverts, saying that they accurately showed the results the products could achieve.
It admitted post-production techniques had been used on the picture of Turlington to "lighten the skin, clean up make-up, reduce dark shadows and shading around the eyes, smooth the lips and darken the eyebrows".
Gosh, L'Oreal..... isn't THE WHOLE POINT of your products to lighten skin, clean up make-up, reduce dark shadows, add eyeshadow, smoothen the lips, and darken the eyebrows? Still need Photoshop, ah? ![]()
How many times must we warn you to be careful with what you ask for, because you might just get it?
man has stomach pains so the doctors schedule a hysterectomy for him....
wait.. what???
Originally posted by the Bear:man has stomach pains so the doctors schedule a hysterectomy for him....
wait.. what???
I'll be darned if I were him.![]()
Originally posted by the Bear:man has stomach pains so the doctors schedule a hysterectomy for him....
wait.. what???
LOL! It reminds me of this film:

You know....this reminds me of something I read about....well, it isn't exactly weird or insane....but its somewhat related:
Boy born without brain celebrates 2nd birthday.
I thought it wasn't possible to survive without a brain...
Honestly I also wonder what goes through that skull of his. And I really don't know also if living would be better for him. Perhaps so. But he requires constant medical care.
It's official: Internet Explorer users are dumb.
Firefox FTW. ![]()
Originally posted by Kuali Baba:The Chinese have leveled-up their mad copying skillz!
We have PRC convincing ppl that he is some supreme comander of some reserve forces in america...
We also have PRC who copied the Gundam statue, including the logos and claim it to be original... A side by side photo shows it to be completely the same...
next time they will be the first to copy alien technologies...
Originally posted by the Bear:also.. here's a "i've got so much money, f**k you all" pic
it's a real pic from google earth
=> Billionaire etches his name so huge you can see from space
Hoh mai gawd...
It's really there -____-