Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 95th Edition

• the Bear

  15 Sep 08, 16:16

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  -groans- 

  
  hey.. get well soon lah..

  try not to laugh.. but if have to, laugh coz trying to keep it in hurts even more

• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 16:17

  *cry* I don't get the smoke anymore but HM's breathe is worse than the smoke

• the Bear

  15 Sep 08, 16:18

  Originally posted by elindra:

  OMG HM JUST CAME IN SMELLING SUPER RIPE
  KNS HE IS OVER 2m AWAY FROM HIM AND I SMELL HIS BREATHE

  
  you have my sympathy and also i can't help but laugh... and i might just tear an abdominal muscle trying so hard not to laugh 

• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 16:22

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  you have my sympathy and also i can't help but laugh... and i might just tear an abdominal muscle trying so hard not to laugh 

  
  I dunno la

  He fast I die

  KNS is there a Muslim rule where if you cause pure agony to the people around you, you can stop fasting

  *cry*

• the Bear

  15 Sep 08, 16:23

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  I dunno la

  He fast I die

  KNS is there a Muslim rule where if you cause pure agony to the people around you, you can stop fasting

  *cry*

  
  can't you make him go shower or something?

  spray lysol on him?

• deathwish

  15 Sep 08, 16:24

  Who is HM?

• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 16:26

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  can't you make him go shower or something?

  spray lysol on him?

  
  He don't have BO

  He is suffering from really terrible halitosis!!!!

  He open his mouth facing me over 2m away and I can smell his breathe!!!!

   

  Someone kill me pls

• 不如就死

  15 Sep 08, 16:27

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  He don't have BO

  He is suffering from really terrible halitosis!!!!

  He open his mouth facing me over 2m away and I can smell his breathe!!!!

   

  Someone kill me pls

  go buy those aerosol air fresherner and keep spraying...

• av98m

  15 Sep 08, 16:31

  Originally posted by cassie:

  the pole dancing place where i practise is offering a lap dancing workshop this weekend. i should sign up and take some pics for AV.

  
  do you have a decent camera? want me to fedex one to you?

• deathwish

  15 Sep 08, 16:32

  Last time i had a Colleague with severely bad BO and nothing we used was effective... Air Freshener, Air Filter and we even tried using Lamp Berger and aroma theraphy. Nothing works...

   

  For BO i think is the same issue.. It's down to personal hygience liaoz. Can try buying those mouth spray or offer him those extremely strong mint sweets

• av98m

  15 Sep 08, 16:32

  Originally posted by elindra:

  
  He don't have BO

  He is suffering from really terrible halitosis!!!!

  He open his mouth facing me over 2m away and I can smell his breathe!!!!

   

  Someone kill me pls

  
  *presses laugh button*

• deathwish

  15 Sep 08, 16:33

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  do you have a decent camera? want me to fedex one to you?

  Dun bluff u wanna FedEX yourself over right?

• shrekho

  15 Sep 08, 16:34

  Originally posted by deathwish:

  Last time i had a Colleague with severely bad BO and nothing we used was effective... Air Freshener, Air Filter and we even tried using Lamp Berger and aroma theraphy. Nothing works...

   

  For BO i think is the same issue.. It's down to personal hygience liaoz. Can try buying those mouth spray or offer him those extremely strong mint sweets

  Ask him to shave those armpits hair first. It works. After that eat last meat, more veggies and drink lots of lavender tea. Then he might smell like lavender after 3 months therapy.

  :D

• av98m

  15 Sep 08, 16:36

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i just wrote a pack of lies for my Training side

  they pretend they do not know i'm lying, and everyone else pretends that there is actual use in the "training" we get

  
  hey, I've done that before

• deathwish

  15 Sep 08, 16:37

  Originally posted by shrekho:

  Ask him to shave those armpits hair first. It works. After that eat last meat, more veggies and drink lots of lavender tea. Then he might smell like lavender after 3 months therapy.

  :D

  Somemore he wears those sweat absorbant sports polo wah lau even thinking about it makes me wanna go puke..

• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 16:41

  No la he got no BO problem now

  But if he don't listen to me and dun drink his lemon juice in the morning

  I can smell his breathe a mile away

  And somemore now fasting he cannot take breathe mints or gurgle or drink water that it is really very terrible lor

  HIs BO problem went away with the lemon juice

  But if he dun take h is lemon juice daily which I'm forcing him to drink, his breathe is a killer!!!

• deathwish

  15 Sep 08, 16:44

  Originally posted by elindra:

  No la he got no BO problem now

  But if he don't listen to me and dun drink his lemon juice in the morning

  I can smell his breathe a mile away

  And somemore now fasting he cannot take breathe mints or gurgle or drink water that it is really very terrible lor

  HIs BO problem went away with the lemon juice

  But if he dun take h is lemon juice daily which I'm forcing him to drink, his breathe is a killer!!!

  Yeah if he fasting dat is a problem liao..

• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 16:47

  Originally posted by deathwish:

  Yeah if he fasting dat is a problem liao..

   

  I think this liver not functioning properly lor. He used to drink a lot when he was young according to him

  Also, I read that if your liver got problem you could suffer from halitosis and I tried making him take liver cleansing foods like apple and lemon juice and it seems to work

  He refuse to eat apples though. He says they make him wanna puke but lemon juice seems to work wonders on him
• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 16:48

  Now I'm wondering what is MPB up to

  KNS there is this certain glee in his voice when I told him I won't be going home early as I'm going to pick up some catfish.

• deathwish

  15 Sep 08, 16:51

  Originally posted by elindra:

   

  I think this liver not functioning properly lor. He used to drink a lot when he was young according to him

  Also, I read that if your liver got problem you could suffer from halitosis and I tried making him take liver cleansing foods like apple and lemon juice and it seems to work

  He refuse to eat apples though. He says they make him wanna puke but lemon juice seems to work wonders on him

  Red and White apple both he don't take? Hrmm drinking more water helps too as it helps detoxing but lemon is best. Ask him to abstain from mutton if he takes it as mutton tends to make BO stronger...

• the Bear

  15 Sep 08, 16:55

  Originally posted by elindra:

  Now I'm wondering what is MPB up to

  KNS there is this certain glee in his voice when I told him I won't be going home early as I'm going to pick up some catfish.

  
  ayam penyet with char kuay teow and orh luak for sides

• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 16:59

  Originally posted by deathwish:

  Red and White apple both he don't take? Hrmm drinking more water helps too as it helps detoxing but lemon is best. Ask him to abstain from mutton if he takes it as mutton tends to make BO stronger...

  
  As long as it is apple he dun eat la

  But kns lor he is old enough to be my father but I have to be a mother hen to him >.<"

• elindra

  15 Sep 08, 17:00

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  ayam penyet with char kuay teow and orh luak for sides

  
  Ok I just called him coz I taboleh tahan la

  He said he is going to buy more fishes >.<"

  Very scared of him one. The fishes he buys usually dun fit the community I have

  So far he gave me the list is still ok but still -_-" he might just pull a surprise on me

   

  PS. Btw I still dunno what to do with the Puffer I have. It's an accident waiting to happen

• deathwish

  15 Sep 08, 17:04

  At least u know he is not indulging in gluttony =P

• the Bear

  15 Sep 08, 17:05

  you've got an aggressive puffer in a fish full of other aggressive fish...

  ahahaha