Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 97th Edition

• honeymouse

  2 Oct 08, 12:45

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  i wonder what will happen if fatum fast, like the Muslims??

  hehehe

  I think he probably would prefer that.... at least at the end of the day he can still eat meat.  All he will probably do is to stuff himself up before dawn... 

• Fatum

  2 Oct 08, 12:53

  wat ? ... no beer ? .....

  why not just shoot me right now ? ....

• elindra

  2 Oct 08, 13:07

  You don't drink beer everyday don't you -_-

• cassie

  2 Oct 08, 13:08

  Come to think of it, Fatum, did you put on weight since the start of the diet? How was lunch BTW?
• jetta

  2 Oct 08, 13:10

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  wat ? ... no beer ? .....

  why not just shoot me right now ? ....

  
  Bang!

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• Fatum

  2 Oct 08, 13:15

  Originally posted by elindra:

  You don't drink beer everyday don't you -_-

  no I don't ......

  but I want to be able to do so if I want to .... that's important to me ......

  and lunch was okie .... rice, fried bitter gourd with egg .... baked beans ..... kang kong .......

  plus two cornetto ......

• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:19

  Originally posted by fudgester:

  Thank you thank you.....

  I think I've regained 0.5kg from eating all the ketupat and rendang yesterday....

  
  there was once in the army i gained 3kg in a day from eating too much.. so, don't worry about a paltry 1/2kg

• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:20

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  no I don't ......

  but I want to be able to do so if I want to .... that's important to me ......

  and lunch was okie .... rice, fried bitter gourd with egg .... baked beans ..... kang kong .......

  plus two cornetto ......

  weren't cornettos also in the melamine-tainted list?

  anyway, let's see.. egg, milk, milk solids...

  yup.. enough animal protein in there..

• honeymouse

  2 Oct 08, 13:21

  two cornetto?!

  I really don't think it's that healthy for you with the amount of food you eat.  Do you still go jogging?

• Fatum

  2 Oct 08, 13:21

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  weren't cornettos also in the melamine-tainted list?

  anyway, let's see.. egg, milk, milk solids...

  yup.. enough animal protein in there..

  is it !?!?!?! .......

  don't scare me ! ....

  and animal protein = meat in my books ... >.<

• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:23

  Originally posted by honeymouse:

  two cornetto?!

  I really don't think it's that healthy for you with the amount of food you eat.  Do you still go jogging?

  he's unable to jog in his weakened state

• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:26

  => list of recalled items

  mini-cornettos in No. 11

• zoragirl

  2 Oct 08, 13:33

  *craving for BIG CONE cornetto*

• LOTUSfairy

  2 Oct 08, 13:36

  *craving for hagaan daaz maca nuts ice cream*

   

• cassie

  2 Oct 08, 13:36

  Think he can still jog - I think Fatum's taking more protein than me, even with my protein supplements.
• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:37

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  *craving for hagaan daaz maca nuts ice cream*

   

  
  it's still suicidal cannibalism

  you're as bad as fatum

• LOTUSfairy

  2 Oct 08, 13:38

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  it's still suicidal cannibalism

  you're as bad as fatum

  
  wat..

• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:38

  Originally posted by cassie:

  Think he can still jog – I think Fatum’s taking more protein than me, even with my protein supplements.

  
  the volume he eats, he's taking in more animal protein and carbohydrates than he would be in his normal diet

  soon he'll be FATum

• Fatum

  2 Oct 08, 13:39

  yes, I know .... going veg is worse than eating meat ....

   

• deathwish

  2 Oct 08, 13:39

  I want goldrock ice cream lol

• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:40

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  
  wat..

  
  Lf - allergy to nuts, keep eating nuts

  fatum - allergy to beer and lard, keeps drinking beer and eating pork knuckles

  

• LOTUSfairy

  2 Oct 08, 13:40

  oh...sunday..sunday...i am going for this.

   

  

• the Bear

  2 Oct 08, 13:41

  Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:

  oh...sunday..sunday...i am going for this.

   

  

  please do not eat the candles too.. the candle cannot eat one har!!

• LOTUSfairy

  2 Oct 08, 13:42

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  Lf - allergy to nuts, keep eating nuts

  fatum - allergy to beer and lard, keeps drinking beer and eating pork knuckles

  

  
  i am NOT ALLERGIC TO NUTS.

   

  why u keep saying i am allergic..

   

  wah lao..