Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad, 97th Edition

• tare

  8 Oct 08, 12:15

  wah liao eh!!! super bui paiseh lor!!!!

   

  the new PA (sitting beside me) : later u gog tabao or eat out?

  me: tabao

  PA: whr u gog?

  me: idk, they gog to buy...

  PA: who's they?

  me: <name>

  PA immediately call tat colleague: u gog to tabao har? can buy me wanton mee?

  me: we not having wanton mee leh!

  PA: yah, but can walk pass and help me buy wanton mee?

   

  after she put down the phone, i told her: "we all eating the same thing so it's easier... u want her to go and queue another stall for you not paiseh? and she buy for the usual few of us only..."

  she went: i got eat with u all on my 1st day mah

   

  *faintz* 1st day out of the 2wks she's here and she expect us to buy food for her?! it's not even shun bian!!!!

• deathwish

  8 Oct 08, 12:20

  I got new colleague even more thick skinned lor.... She 1st day join and then training under my fren so when we went lunch, she never ask if she can go with us or anything just auto follow us and got into the car w/o even asking lor

• Fatum

  8 Oct 08, 12:47

  second packet ingested ....

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 12:49

  Fatum is a hopeless gone case

  Please la

  No one as thick skinned as HM

  No one can fight him ok!!

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 12:50

  Today he is on MC

  Yesterday my colleague and I already know he will be on MC

  Super good at ke chum and look ke lian sia

   

  Not to be racist but he is really the typical ke leng kia !!!

• deathwish

  8 Oct 08, 12:51

  He thick skinned in wat way?

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 12:53

  Originally posted by deathwish:

  He thick skinned in wat way?

  
  Without fail

  Never do his work get scolding by boss

  Than look very 'chum' like that

  Than later will tell me he migraine la head very pain followed by *cough cough cough*

  So yesterday night after he left we were saying today confirm MC one

  Really lor

   

  Of coz thick skin la . Keep his colleagues back till 11pm for his work also not paiseh

  Can you beat that????  

• deathwish

  8 Oct 08, 12:55

  Cannot lor lol

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 12:56

  Originally posted by deathwish:

  Cannot lor lol

  
  We told him his chao kuan liao

  We told him

  AIYA we know la tomorrow you on MC right

  Than he will be like so ke lian and indigant that we don't believe he really sick

  We told him ya la ya la yr pattern always the same we know liao

   

• deathwish

  8 Oct 08, 12:58

  So what is it exactly he does in Office? Machiam zho bo 1

• Fatum

  8 Oct 08, 12:59

  I kinda feel sorry for hammie sometimes .....

  I mean ... his self esteem must have dug a hole and buried itself out of sight long ago ? ....

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 13:00

  Originally posted by deathwish:

  So what is it exactly he does in Office? Machiam zho bo 1

  
  Create extra work for us?  -_-"

  My colleague told him yesterday liao if other place he already kenna fired long long time ago. She also told him if he dun pity us never mind.  At least pity his own family.

  He's keeping his job only coz my boss pity his family nia

• deathwish

  8 Oct 08, 13:00

  Wat's his designation ah?

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 13:02

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  I kinda feel sorry for hammie sometimes .....

  I mean ... his self esteem must have dug a hole and buried itself out of sight long ago ? ....

  
  What self-esteem?

  If he only had a little pride and some shame it would be good lor

  Everytime use the excuse boss scold, than he become blur make more mistakes

  Than I tell him I scold him very jialet meh? (can't be bothered to waste my energy to scold him liao)

  I told him I just gave him simple instructions like draft the email but do not send. Also can get it wrong.

• stellazio

  8 Oct 08, 13:02

  i am awake...lucky got chicken rice for me, didnt know there're stalls still selling at 1.50..

• fudgester

  8 Oct 08, 13:07

  Drats... all the lab techies have gone for lunch when I need their help!

  As for me, I'm fasting today.

  *hungwee*

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 13:09

  I need to buy more Lysol too >.<"

  Can you believe that the smell of his breathe lingers in the office even when he is not around?

  I thought it's my imagination but my colleague said she smells it too ><

• deathwish

  8 Oct 08, 13:11

  Wah lau should dump him into a tub of perfume

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 13:15

  Originally posted by deathwish:

  Wah lau should dump him into a tub of perfume

  
  Thing is

  It's his mouth not his body

  That is why everytime he open his mouth it's like toxic fumes coming out

  I swear I see green smoke coming out like in cartoons >.<

  Praise him for smelling good 1 day nia back to his stinky self

  OMG

• Fatum

  8 Oct 08, 13:17

  I wonder how his wifey takes it .....

  or maybe they don't french at all .......

  or his wifey makes him wear a pillow case over his head ? ..... muahahahahahha

• elindra

  8 Oct 08, 13:18

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  I wonder how his wifey takes it .....

  or maybe they don't french at all .......

  or his wifey makes him wear a pillow case over his head ? ..... muahahahahahha

  His wife is no longer living with him

• Fatum

  8 Oct 08, 13:20

  Originally posted by elindra:

  His wife is no longer living with him

  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .....

   

• the Bear

  8 Oct 08, 13:20

  my lunch was fish (not fried) mee suah.. with brewed barley water..

  followed by papaya, honeydew and hami melon

• stellazio

  8 Oct 08, 13:22

  i just thought of a good way to earn money..

• fudgester

  8 Oct 08, 13:23

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  i just thought of a good way to earn money..

  As long as it ain't MLM.