Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,101st Edition

• the Bear

  11 Nov 08, 09:44

  if the boss falls to her death, it'll be easy days for us from then

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 09:46

  i saw the history channel or discovery, they said assassins have a book on how to kill people, like make it look like they jumped down.

• the Bear

  11 Nov 08, 09:51

  just had a fire drill.. anyway, the other guy has started to realise the extent of the duplicity of the boss..

  in what seems an innocent email, she has asked us if we can go participate in something totally idiotic... stupidly, the guy went to say he is okay.. so now everything lies with me..

  then after a while, he realised that there are so many different hidden meanings in there.. the boss wants us to go to the fricken event.. however, it is contrary to what we usually do and what we say we will not do.. but she went "please consider then reply"

  i ain't goin'...

  it's a long weekend.. and i'm not going to throw away a precious weekend.. not for crap like this...

  but the other guy is dead worried.. because of the duplicity of the words.. and after he was at the wrong end of sarcasm by the barking mad boss over something totally idiotic..

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:04

  *sips coffee*

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:06

  eh kopi, confirm with you arh, the shoot will be next saturday morning. can?

• honeymouse

  11 Nov 08, 10:09

  Read that on the news today about different funny complains travellers made when they were overseas…. This is one of them…..

   For instance, a panic-stricken woman called reception and angrily protested that she was locked in her room. Staff were initially puzzled. It turned out that she had never previously stayed in a hotel and, seeing a "Do Not Disturb" sign hanging on the doorknob, wrongly assumed that she should not open the door that would has allowed her to leave her room.

• the Bear

  11 Nov 08, 10:12

  how about the one who complained that her "hotel room microwave" stole her pizza?

  it turned out that it was the little room safe she put her pizza into

• SevenEleven

  11 Nov 08, 10:25

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  how about the one who complained that her "hotel room microwave" stole her pizza?

  it turned out that it was the little room safe she put her pizza into

  
   

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:27

  Originally posted by av98m:

  eh kopi, confirm with you arh, the shoot will be next saturday morning. can?

  22nd?

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:28

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  how about the one who complained that her "hotel room microwave" stole her pizza?

  it turned out that it was the little room safe she put her pizza into

  
  this is a true story at work:

   

  I get a call from a colleague who tells me the laptop in the meeting room isn't working, and that there's nothing but a blank screen.

   

  I run over to the meeting room, look at the laptop, take a deep breath, mentally count to 10, then push the on button.

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:29

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  22nd?

  
  yup! I'm on target for the shoot!

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:30

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  yup! I'm on target for the shoot!

  ok. marked on calender

• the Bear

  11 Nov 08, 10:30

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  this is a true story at work:

   

  I get a call from a colleague who tells me the laptop in the meeting room isn't working, and that there's nothing but a blank screen.

   

  I run over to the meeting room, look at the laptop, take a deep breath, mentally count to 10, then push the on button.

  i did that for my boss..

  as in.. connected the mouse..

  connected the monitor..

  anyway, the boss is badgering the other guy again on the phone.. next would be me...

  pissing me off..

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:32

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  i did that for my boss..

  as in.. connected the mouse..

  connected the monitor..

  anyway, the boss is badgering the other guy again on the phone.. next would be me...

  pissing me off..

  see if u can do what i did to my engineering officer

  i just went "ya ya ya ya ya" in an irritated tone then put the phone down

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:34

  my weighing machine tells me I've not lost any weight.

   

  but my mirror tells me I look leaner now

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:36

  

  so sexcited, my new phone will be coming tomorrow morning~

  

  fifi sent me a link last night on SE.

  its an interesting read on how they number their phones

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:37

  Originally posted by av98m:

  my weighing machine tells me I've not lost any weight.

   

  but my mirror tells me I look leaner now

  i realise i don't lose weight when i run.

  only when i go for muay thai

  yet i can fit into my smaller pants

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:39

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i realise i don't lose weight when i run.

  only when i go for muay thai

  yet i can fit into my smaller pants

  
  my pants are definitely looser now, and I need to punch a new hole in my belt. its no longer holding up my pants

   

   

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:40

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  my pants are definitely looser now, and I need to punch a new hole in my belt. its no longer holding up my pants

   

   

  why don't u skip the pants

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:41

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  why don't u skip the pants

  
  can't do that in my current office

• av98m

  11 Nov 08, 10:43

  this reminds me, I wonder what fatum  ate for breakfast

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:46

  is he in the shoot?

  its so boring in the office, i'm heading down to the SAM machine to settle my parking fine ($8) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

  i wonder what i breakfast i should buy from mccrap.

• kopiosatu

  11 Nov 08, 10:52

  man utd kit manager

  cute lah

• elindra

  11 Nov 08, 11:07

  So much work :(

• cassie

  11 Nov 08, 11:20

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  i realise i don't lose weight when i run.

  only when i go for muay thai

  yet i can fit into my smaller pants

  
  opposite for me. i run, i lose more weight.

  <hungry> should i attack the food drawer?