Club 30's"Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,102nd Edition
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Originally posted by tare:
ur singles club de har? perhaps av would be interested, IF he dun have a date with someone hahahahazzz it has been years and the stupid old jokes are still around...
maybe i should go mia a little longer and come back when the joke died off... >.<"
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ahahahaha...
419 scam
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
look at the trash i'm receiving
gimmie his e-mail. I wan to spam him
judic ahmad ehh
Hello I am the owner of a match making company. I noticed you have been sending me e-mails. Would you want the perfect man/woman? If so, e-mail me back and i shall arrange it personally at 1000 dollars .
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Originally posted by popikachu:
zzz it has been years and the stupid old jokes are still around...
maybe i should go mia a little longer and come back when the joke died off... >.<"
years??!!! ur single club so long liao meh? -
woo~ Dark Knight is nice
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Originally posted by av98m:
quite a few places. including starbucks and coffee bean
did you have the cinnamon thingy the last time? was there on monday and thought i spotted only sesame seed (my preferred choice) and the plain ones. -
Originally posted by tare:
years??!!! ur single club so long liao meh?sc 1 year plus le...
and this joke has been there before sc was created -.-"
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simi joke?
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
simi joke?
i have no idea, i was joking abt av... and fatum... dunnoe why pika so defensive :P -
OMG I go for a meeting and it's now page 60
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Originally posted by tare:
i have no idea, i was joking abt av... and fatum... dunnoe why pika so defensive :PI also don't understand ...
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how come I'm in the picture ? ....
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my mommy just commented that I smell like patches ... -_-
I should go shower soon ....
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Originally posted by elindra:
OMG I go for a meeting and it's now page 60
this afternoon's pace was worse...i go off for about 30 min and voila!how's the work pace for you today?
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Originally posted by Fatum:
my mommy just commented that I smell like patches ... -_-
I should go shower soon ....
You always give us too much infoWe do not know when you go bomb hiroshima
Nor do we wanna know when you shower etc -_-
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Originally posted by cassie:
this afternoon's pace was worse...i go off for about 30 min and voila!how's the work pace for you today?
Busy but manageableGood grief you guys won't believe the story I have to tell about HM
Tare and Keii have heard it already
QQ
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but patches is a nice smelling dog .....
I bought her perfumed flea powder ....
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Originally posted by elindra:
Busy but manageableGood grief you guys won't believe the story I have to tell about HM
Tare and Keii have heard it already
QQ
he quit? -
Originally posted by cassie:
he quit?Ok that will be the joke of the day
No I'm talking about how disgusting he is
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Originally posted by tare:
i have no idea, i was joking abt av... and fatum... dunnoe why pika so defensive :P-.-"
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Originally posted by elindra:
Ok that will be the joke of the day
No I'm talking about how disgusting he is
nah...if he quit, that'll be your dream come true. staying late tonight? think i'll be hanging around till about 7 or 8. the former i hope. -
i just realise no one renewed their pee member lol
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Originally posted by popikachu:
i just realise no one renewed their pee member lol
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Originally posted by cassie:
except you?i didn't too... my pikachu shrink too >.<"