Night Owls Chatterboxes - Part LXII!
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Originally posted by zoragirl:
bye....
me still stuck in office
I'm stuck at office too.*shakes hand*
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Originally posted by s|nNeD:
I'm stuck at office too.*shakes hand*
*pat pat*
haiz!
any target time to go off ?
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who is going to sleep soon?????
can 陪 me sleep.
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I'm going out to mourn my laptop .......
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home.. waiting for the water heater to do its work...
the weekend can't come quickly enough
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I'm going out to mourn my laptop .......
Thought you fixed it last night?
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Originally posted by zoragirl:
*pat pat*
haiz!
any target time to go off ?
Hmmm.. soon i hope..Maybe 8.30pm
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Originally posted by s|nNeD:
Thought you fixed it last night?
I thought I did .....
I thought it was only a simple LCD problem .... tore it apart ... saw the dual inputs are loose, popped it back .. and the screen came back ....
then the resume error came out ... and the screen went black ....
took it apart again ... checked inverter, checked ram, check mother board, check disk ....
disk's kaput .....
catastrophic failure .... everything's ....... gone ....
I'm numb .....
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okie ... bye guys .....
time to go ....
I'm craving oblivion badly .....
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australian letter of the year!
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966.
Also. would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely fucking astounded if that ever changed between now and when I drop dead!!!...
SHIT!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fucking address!! What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes workin' there!
And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city, and get another fucking copy of my birth certificate, and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?? Nooooo.. that'd be too fucking easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like chickens with our fucking heads cut off, and then having to find some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! You know the photo..the one where we're not allowed to smile?! ...you fucking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
PS: Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since before 1850! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!!)
I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances. I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL.. and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am; You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN FUCKING PAKISTAN!!!.......a country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the 'right sort of government.'
PPS: You are all Fucking idiots.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
I thought I did .....
I thought it was only a simple LCD problem .... tore it apart ... saw the dual inputs are loose, popped it back .. and the screen came back ....
then the resume error came out ... and the screen went black ....
took it apart again ... checked inverter, checked ram, check mother board, check disk ....
disk's kaput .....
catastrophic failure .... everything's ....... gone ....
I'm numb .....
Awww..
Always look on the bright side of life.. *whistles*
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Originally posted by the Bear:
australian letter of the year!
Dear Mr. Minister,
I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.
How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.
For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?
My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966.
Also. would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely fucking astounded if that ever changed between now and when I drop dead!!!...
SHIT!
I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my fucking address!! What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes workin' there!
And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!
Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city, and get another fucking copy of my birth certificate, and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!
Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?? Nooooo.. that'd be too fucking easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like chickens with our fucking heads cut off, and then having to find some high society wanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! You know the photo..the one where we're not allowed to smile?! ...you fucking morons
Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.
PS: Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in high-society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since before 1850! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!!)
I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances. I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL.. and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.
However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am; You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN FUCKING PAKISTAN!!!.......a country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the 'right sort of government.'
PPS: You are all Fucking idiots. -
Hahah..
Nice letter.. nice read..
Comic relief.
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Looks like I've no office for now. They implemented the DRP. Critical ops will be done outta our off site office tomorrow. Rest of us - work from home.
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Originally posted by cassie:
Looks like I’ve no office for now. They implemented the DRP. Critical ops will be done outta our off site office tomorrow. Rest of us – work from home.
really a good thing you took this afternoon off! -
yuhuu.....yellow...
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
yuhuu.....yellow...
NB simi dai ji? -
Originally posted by av98m:
NB simi dai ji?
huh..was i calling u? u respond hah? -
$%^&#@
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Originally posted by av98m:
$%^&#@
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Lemme go have din
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watching the food paradise program on TV...its all about ice cream tonight! I'll have to go buy ice cream later or I won't be able to sleep tonight #@!%$
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i forgot if i have some B&J in the fridge
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Originally posted by av98m:
watching the food paradise program on TV...its all about ice cream tonight! I'll have to go buy ice cream later or I won't be able to sleep tonight #@!%$
u can go over to Bear's house to help Bear to clear his B&J ice cream...
