Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad,106th Edition
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Originally posted by Fatum:
you know the monkey's worshipped by various primitive peoples around the world as a symbol of virility and potency because of the speed, frequency and variations of their couplings ? ...
you are REALLY stretching it man. are you trying to tell us you can match that
I tell you, insects do it WAY better than humans. Ever seen stinkbugs do it for hours and dragonflies doing it in midair?
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Some of my major resolution that is hard to fulfill is:
1) Dancing, no partner to go to Advance classes
2) Going for sign language classes
3) Going for japanese language classes
4) Finish up that extra vocational licence.
5) Pluck my eyebrows regularly
6) Do tht brazilian wax regularly
7) Talk less.
8) Spend less money/
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in other news I think my mother got really disturbed when I brought my breadmaker home yesterday because the office pantry is being taken apart due to termites. I wonder if she's going to ask me if I'm gay during CNY. again.
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Originally posted by av98m:
you are REALLY stretching it man. are you trying to tell us you can match thatI tell you, insects do it WAY better than humans. Ever seen stinkbugs do it for hours and dragonflies doing it in midair?
unfortunately, only higher order mammals, like primates and dolphins, experience orgasms .... and bonk recreationally ....
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Originally posted by Fatum:
unfortunately, only higher order mammals, like primates and dolphins, experience orgasms .... and bonk recreationally ....
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whats a breadmaker doing in the company pantry?
Is it just the breadmaker or with its accompaniedment of flour, water, eggs & baking soda?
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what about the pig then?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
what about the pig then?
they are a higher order mammal yah ....
not sure if they bonk recreationally though ....
they are certainly good to eat ...
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Originally posted by Fatum:
they are a higher order mammal yah ....
not sure if they bonk recreationally though ....
they are certainly good to eat ...
see no.37
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Originally posted by viciouskitty74:
whats a breadmaker doing in the company pantry?
Is it just the breadmaker or with its accompaniedment of flour, water, eggs & baking soda?
oh, I got it from someone who wasn't using it anymore and was using it there.I have a loaf baking as we speak. just water, oil, salt, brown sugar, bread flour, yeast, and glazed fruit.
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ytd saw recruits in e new uniforms again
can't help it remindin me of tat crazy woman
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Originally posted by the Bear:
the male too ? .....
well ... that sort of negates the need for multiple Os doesn't it ? ...
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whoa...
killer litter!
strong winds blew the U off the USA Today sign on the building.. see it smashed to pieces on the ground!
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Am missing cranberry bread again.
Going to have to walk to town centre to eat cranberry bagels topped with cripspy bacon & melted cheese.
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i was looking at my hamsters, running uselessly in their cage
i was thinking, if i put them into a small cage, throw them into the chute
and u noe, it will go the fiery firey incinerator.......hmmm
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oh yeah.. Barcelo's at Vivocity is a rip-off of Nando's Chicken.. but still pretty good..
zora and i have been twice already... here's yesterday's damage..
Chicken Liver in Tangy Lemon Peri-peri Sauce
Coleslaw (gotta have some fibre)
Unspicy "Spicy" Wedges (remedy = slather Peri-peri Sauce on them)
Chicken - Very Peri marinade is recommended over the Mild Peri -
I knew this maladjusted chap in the uni (what can I say, he's a mathematics major) ...
he kept a swarm of hammies at his place ..... and a cat ......
and when he sees any one of his hammies not performing by actively playing around, running wheels, cavorting around for his amusement, he'd take it out and toss it to the cat ....
he says "what's the point of keeping it, it's just sitting there doing nothing" ...
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Originally posted by laurence82:
i was looking at my hamsters, running uselessly in their cage
i was thinking, if i put them into a small cage, throw them into the chute
and u noe, it will go the fiery firey incinerator.......hmmm
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is zora getting bear on a diet, or bear getting zora on his diet??
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Originally posted by laurence82:
is zora getting bear on a diet, or bear getting zora on his diet??
doesn't matter, it's a meaty diet, so it's a good diet ...
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going out alrdy
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oh fark, did you guys read about the dead whale shark up north in today's paper ? ....
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actually, the liver is damned good...
Vivo has a lot of good things to eat
however, one i don't understand is the Taiwan 串串 thing in the basement.. it literally stinks
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Originally posted by Fatum:
oh fark, did you guys read about the dead whale shark up north in today's paper ? ....
yeapanyway almost all e budget air tickets and express coach tickets to KL during CNY is fully booked
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lunch of ee-mee with fishball, fishcake, baby kailan and prawns eaten...
i'm a happy bear
now to snooze a little before going to IMM