Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad108th Edition
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Originally posted by Fatum:
no ......
scuba spearfishing is considered not just very very very unsporting ......
more importantly, it's frowned upon because it conditions sea life to associate divers with danger .....
do it at a place often enough, and divers would see the place empty of fishes, cos all the fishes, even the smaller, non-hunted ones, would all hide or swim away from divers ....
and this cock fellow was wondering why he got only the small fishes .... and he was blaming the guide ! ...
*faints...
Was he unaware of the implications or did he simply not care?
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Rhonda what is the gross story you wanted to tell us?
No you didn't tell us what it was pertaining to except that you overheard it in the tram and it just made you feel gross out too and that you have a strong stomach
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
*faints...
Was he unaware of the implications or did he simply not care?
said something along the lines of "it's not illegal in thailand" ....
insinuated that he took the underwater hunters and collectors specialty course before .....
I know he's bullshitting cos that specialty course is a FREE DIVING course ......
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i am soaked
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Originally posted by Ferret:
i am soaked
haiz.. raining outside and you were caught without umbrella again? -
Originally posted by the Bear:
haiz.. raining outside and you were caught without umbrella again?i am soaked WITH an umbrella.
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Originally posted by Fatum:
said something along the lines of "it's not illegal in thailand" ....
insinuated that he took the underwater hunters and collectors specialty course before .....
I know he's bullshitting cos that specialty course is a FREE DIVING course ......
KNNBCCB, I ever unloaded on someone for that on a boat, its fucking dangerous to do that, and shows a total lack of concern for people.
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Originally posted by Ferret:
i am soaked WITH an umbrella.
wah... must be very heavy...uhh.. go try to dry out?
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Originally posted by elindra:
Rhonda what is the gross story you wanted to tell us?
No you didn't tell us what it was pertaining to except that you overheard it in the tram and it just made you feel gross out too and that you have a strong stomach
OOOOOhhhhh!! I remember now!!!
Yes, I overheard it on a very crowded tram recently! There was a lady with two male friends right next to me, talking soooo loudly, you had to be deaf to not hear them!
So, this lady turned out to be a Pathologist and one of her male friends is some Insurance person (not sales). They were discussing how 'interesting' it might be for her to pursue Forensics when the insurance friend related this extremely gross REAL incident!A landlord who had taken out a policy with his company tried to claim for damages. The company sent someone to investigate the claims. When he arrived at the property, there were police all over the place!
The damages claimed was for the apartment directly below the 'crime scene'. Apparently, the tenant of the apt had already died eight months earlier, but NOBODY knew!! It was the cold season so decay was not accelerated and there wasn't much stench until the warmer months crept up and the neighbours complained of the extremely noxious odour. The landlord received the rent on time every month cause it was direct debit so no one suspected anything.
In that eight months, the man, who had died on his couch, slowly decayed, right... Now, after eight months, you don't have a corpse anymore... you have a gooey, formless mess with the skeleton still rather intact but all soft tissue would have... you know... 'melted' away!
The greasy goo had soaked right through his couch, collected on the floor and seeped right through to form a horrid-looking brown, dripping mess on the ceiling of the apartment directly beneath him! 
Drip! Drip! Drip!! Into the living room of the apartment below!!! Liquified man!! When the tenant complained about the 'greasy spot', the landlord filed the claim and it was then that the tenants on the same floor as the deceased also complained about the foul smell. Unfortunately, the insurance company could not pay any damages to the landlord as he had not bought a policy covering 'accidents' or something!
Now, this is a true incident!! Gruesome or not?!
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Ok it's gross but as long as I don't see it I'm fine!!!!!
Fatum & AV you get morons everywhere
It's the same case like the idiot wanting to release monster fish into the neighbourhood pond!
I don't know how strict FishingKhaki is but the fish forum I go to (they are the largest and most active forum in singapore anyway) is that the mods dun tolerate nonsense like these and people who don't respect the environment gets banned :P
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Originally posted by Fatum:
no ......
scuba spearfishing is considered not just very very very unsporting ......
more importantly, it's frowned upon because it conditions sea life to associate divers with danger .....
do it at a place often enough, and divers would see the place empty of fishes, cos all the fishes, even the smaller, non-hunted ones, would all hide or swim away from divers ....
and this cock fellow was wondering why he got only the small fishes .... and he was blaming the guide ! ...
so basically it spoils the fun for the scuba divers
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
OOOOOhhhhh!! I remember now!!!
Yes, I overheard it on a very crowded tram recently! There was a lady with two male friends right next to me, talking soooo loudly, you had to be deaf to not hear them!
So, this lady turned out to be a Pathologist and one of her male friends is some Insurance person (not sales). They were discussing how 'interesting' it might be for her to pursue Forensics when the insurance friend related this extremely gross REAL incident!A landlord who had taken out a policy with his company tried to claim for damages. The company sent someone to investigate the claims. When he arrived at the property, there were police all over the place!
The damages claimed was for the apartment directly below the 'crime scene'. Apparently, the tenant of the apt had already died eight months earlier, but NOBODY knew!! It was the cold season so decay was not accelerated and there wasn't much stench until the warmer months crept up and the neighbours complained of the extremely noxious odour. The landlord received the rent on time every month cause it was direct debit so no one suspected anything.
In that eight months, the man, who had died on his couch, slowly decayed, right... Now, after eight months, you don't have a corpse anymore... you have a gooey, formless mess with the skeleton still rather intact but all soft tissue would have... you know... 'melted' away!
The greasy goo had soaked right through his couch, collected on the floor and seeped right through to form a horrid-looking brown, dripping mess on the ceiling of the apartment directly beneath him! Drip! Drip! Drip!! Into the living room of the apartment below!!! Liquified man!! When the tenant complained about the 'greasy spot', the landlord filed the claim and it was then that the tenants on the same floor as the deceased also complained about the foul smell. Unfortunately, the insurance company could not pay any damages to the landlord as he had not bought a policy covering 'accidents' or something!
Now, this is a true incident!! Gruesome or not?!
oh!!! it was raining man juice!!! that was the plot for an episode of CSI too!
they were carrying umbrellas. -
my son is skipping class tmr to send his friend off. apprently one of his secondary classmate just passed away from brain tumor. Doc dis an op and chemo but to no avail. he's only 19 and used to frequent my place
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I pity the guy living below :x
I pity the dead guy too but oh man >.<
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
my son is skipping class tmr to send his friend off. apprently one of his secondary classmate just passed away from brain tumor. Doc dis an op and chemo but to no avail. he's only 19 and used to frequent my place
19 -_-"OMG
May he rest in peace :(
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
my son is skipping class tmr to send his friend off. apprently one of his secondary classmate just passed away from brain tumor. Doc dis an op and chemo but to no avail. he's only 19 and used to frequent my place
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Originally posted by elindra:
19 -_-"OMG
May he rest in peace :(
i feel for his parents. on top of losing the loved one, there's still a big medical bills to take care of. -
Originally posted by Rhonda:
OOOOOhhhhh!! I remember now!!!
Yes, I overheard it on a very crowded tram recently! There was a lady with two male friends right next to me, talking soooo loudly, you had to be deaf to not hear them!
So, this lady turned out to be a Pathologist
and one of her male friends is some Insurance person (not
sales). They were discussing how 'interesting' it might be
for her to pursue Forensics when the insurance friend related this
extremely gross REAL incident!A landlord who had taken out a policy with his company tried to claim for damages. The company sent someone to investigate the claims. When he arrived at the property, there were police all over the place!
The damages claimed was for the apartment directly below the 'crime scene'. Apparently, the tenant of the apt had already died eight months earlier, but NOBODY knew!! It was the cold season so decay was not accelerated and there wasn't much stench until the warmer months crept up and the neighbours complained of the extremely noxious odour. The landlord received the rent on time every month cause it was direct debit so no one suspected anything.
In that eight months, the man, who had died on his couch, slowly decayed, right... Now, after eight months, you don't have a corpse anymore... you have a gooey, formless mess with the skeleton still rather intact but all soft tissue would have... you know... 'melted' away!
The greasy goo had soaked right through his
couch, collected on the floor and seeped right through to form a
horrid-looking brown, dripping mess on the ceiling of the apartment
directly beneath him! Drip! Drip! Drip!! Into the
living room of the apartment below!!! Liquified man!! When the tenant complained about the 'greasy spot', the landlord filed the claim and it was then that the tenants on the same floor as the deceased also complained about the foul smell. Unfortunately, the insurance company could not pay any damages to the landlord as he had not bought a policy covering 'accidents' or something!
Now, this is a true incident!! Gruesome or not?!
wah! can you imagine if the tenant below was sleeping with is mouth open and the liquified remains dripped in?
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
OOOOOhhhhh!! I remember now!!!
Yes, I overheard it on a very crowded tram recently! There was a lady with two male friends right next to me, talking soooo loudly, you had to be deaf to not hear them!
So, this lady turned out to be a Pathologist and one of her male friends is some Insurance person (not sales). They were discussing how 'interesting' it might be for her to pursue Forensics when the insurance friend related this extremely gross REAL incident!A landlord who had taken out a policy with his company tried to claim for damages. The company sent someone to investigate the claims. When he arrived at the property, there were police all over the place!
The damages claimed was for the apartment directly below the 'crime scene'. Apparently, the tenant of the apt had already died eight months earlier, but NOBODY knew!! It was the cold season so decay was not accelerated and there wasn't much stench until the warmer months crept up and the neighbours complained of the extremely noxious odour. The landlord received the rent on time every month cause it was direct debit so no one suspected anything.
In that eight months, the man, who had died on his couch, slowly decayed, right... Now, after eight months, you don't have a corpse anymore... you have a gooey, formless mess with the skeleton still rather intact but all soft tissue would have... you know... 'melted' away!
The greasy goo had soaked right through his couch, collected on the floor and seeped right through to form a horrid-looking brown, dripping mess on the ceiling of the apartment directly beneath him! Drip! Drip! Drip!! Into the living room of the apartment below!!! Liquified man!! When the tenant complained about the 'greasy spot', the landlord filed the claim and it was then that the tenants on the same floor as the deceased also complained about the foul smell. Unfortunately, the insurance company could not pay any damages to the landlord as he had not bought a policy covering 'accidents' or something!
Now, this is a true incident!! Gruesome or not?!
yikes...now i feel like throwing up
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Originally posted by av98m:
oh!!! it was raining man juice!!! that was the plot for an episode of CSI too! they were carrying umbrellas.OH GROSS!!!
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Originally posted by cassie:
yikes...now i feel like throwing up
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
OH GROSS!!!
I still remember it was sarah and catherine working that crime scene. You never caught that episode? -
Originally posted by hisoka:
wah! can you imagine if the tenant below was sleeping with is mouth open and the liquified remains dripped in?
EEeeeeeee yeeeerhh!!! I think, too bad you're not gifted with illustration skills, otherwise, you can surely create a series of manga with ultra gross content!
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Originally posted by SevenEleven:
i think i need to see it to feel grossed
x2I'm ok with reading about gross stuff, as long as I don't see the pictures
That is why violent books are ok to me but not violent and gory movies
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Originally posted by av98m:
I still remember it was sarah and catherine working that crime scene. You never caught that episode?Haiz... don't you know that I no longer watch TV because I keep falling asleep halfway or even before the halfway mark?
Told you many times liao! Watch first 5-15 mins, fall asleep, wake up 1-2 hrs later wondering, what happened? What's the ending? So I know ALL the beginning, none of the ending! 
Fed up now, I just get the DVD's so I can fall asleep, wake up, rewind, fall asleep again... And for those of you who are laughing over how long it's taking me to learn driving, this has got to do with it too. I'm quite worried I'll fall asleep at the wheel...