Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" JivePad 113th Edition
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Originally posted by hisoka:
Both the wife and the new hubby hardly seem able to take care of themselves....so gancheong get married too....
dunnoe... the news say one got retrenched one got pay cut so can't afford...on the other news, today's lunch is vietnamese spring roll :P
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how come whenever i look into the shoutbox
its always retards gathering there...
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
how come whenever i look into the shoutbox
its always retards gathering there...
i dun think one can expect much intellectual stimulation in sgf to start with
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look here~ Pillow Blanket!
The Pillow Blanket is a blanket made out of interconnecting pillows that looks comfy as all hell. I want one. And not just for the pillow fights you and I could have! No, I would throw myself down on that mother after a long night of drinking and puke to my stomach's content. But not choke on it -- I ain't going out like that! Or am I? I probably am.
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why got gap there? for the head?
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
how come whenever i look into the shoutbox
its always retards gathering there...
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I DO wedding bands
'I Do' wedding bands were created by Sakurako Shimizu and are similar to waveform bracelets but much more matrimonial. They were cast in palladium and 18K gold and feature a waveform version of the words "I do". Of course, if you were smart you'd sneakily have an "I don't" cast. That way, when you're caught groping another woman's teat at the bar you can just point to your ring and mouth the words "I don't" to your wife, who may or may not douse you with a Jager shot and stiletto you in the nads. But hey, boobs ARE the spice of life. And also, glitterstim. Now who's down for a Kessel Run?
1981 ATARI Ring, 2008
"1981 ATARI Ring", 18 K Gold, hand fabricated.
This man's ring features a precise cast of the original Atari computer chip out of 18 karat gold.
There is silver version, too.
here's the blog of the designer http://sakurakoshimizu.blogspot.com/
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I feel suprisingly refreshed after yesterday's pulau ubin hike. I really should do that more, this is the first time I feel energetic on a working monday!
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Alfie Patten, You Are....Not The Father!
Remember Alfie Patten, the 13-year old that got his 15-year old girlfriend pregnant? Well, turns out he's not the father after all, and ogres really are the cheating whores I suspected. The fairy tales were true!
A DNA test showed a 13-year-old boy in Britain is not the father of a baby born to a 15-year-old he had unprotected sex with once.
Chantelle Stedman told Alfie Patten, who was 12 when he slept with her, he was her newborn daughter Maisie's father.At first Stedman said Patten was the only boy she had ever slept with, but soon after other teens came forward saying they too could be the baby's father, because they claimed to have had sex with the girl.
It is still not clear who the baby's father is.
Alfie, if you're reading, I have some advice: get your junk checked for funk and then WALK AWAY with clean hands and dong. Chalk it up as a life lesson and move on. Just be thankful you learned it now before you married the beast atop Mt. Bloodfang and were sealed to the ogre clan forever. Because that would suck. Now run, Alfie -- run as fast and far as those little child-sized feet and size 4's will take you! Also, no more sticking your penis in things until you're 30 and gainfully employed. And then only the change return slot in vending machines.
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Originally posted by av98m:
I feel suprisingly refreshed after yesterday's pulau ubin hike. I really should do that more, this is the first time I feel energetic on a working monday!
energetic on a working monday. blasphemy!!
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Originally posted by hisoka:
energetic on a working monday. blasphemy!!
must be all that fresh air, sun, and exercise. -
Saddest bottomless beer
i think this is for Tare
The 'Endless Beer' keychain is a little keychain that gives sad alcoholics everywhere the sensation of opening the same empty beer can over and over. Because honestly, what's more fun than disappointment (besides getting hit in the nuts by the space shuttle)? Available in June, the fun-filled devices will run about $9. And, for as much shit as I talk, I'm totally buying one.
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oh yeah.. forgot to post what i had on saturday evening for supper..
small intestine and pork rib noodles
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Originally posted by hisoka:
energetic on a working monday. blasphemy!!
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Canned bacon. Undoubtedly the best course of The Last Supper, Yoder brand canned bacon can now be yours. Plus, it comes in sweet-ass camo cans. Hey, where'd my bacon go?!?
For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store!
More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we're proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods (registered Trademark, all rights reserved).Each can is 9 ounces of fully cooked and drained bacon. Between 2-3/4 and 3-1/4 pounds of raw bacon go into each can. Each can is the highest quality fresh #1 bacon slices. Cured to our specifications, cooked and then hand wrapped, rolled and packed in the U.S.
My God that sounds delicious. A single can will set you back $12, but that's not really bad considering it's 3 pounds of cooked bacon and will stay fresh for over 10 years. You know -- this might very well be the most delicious thing to ever come in a can. Well, besides this. Here, open it. *POW POW!* Haha, that was Geekologie brand Whoop Ass, bitch!
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Originally posted by the Bear:
oh yeah.. forgot to post what i had on saturday evening for supper..
small intestine and pork rib noodles
super? i thought mrs bear aint allowed u have supper anymore...
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Originally posted by av98m:
must be all that fresh air, sun, and exercise.mechanic's note : do not push the engine too hard, due to oil change overdue!
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damn i want the canned bacon now
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I got a new fish over the weekend
New stories to tell but busy now
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Originally posted by av98m:
I feel suprisingly refreshed after yesterday's pulau ubin hike. I really should do that more, this is the first time I feel energetic on a working monday!
was it because most of the people you go hiking with are youngsters?
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nabei twincat so free to go hiking at ubin
workplace not working him hard enough
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huh engine oil change and hike at ubin?
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
mechanic's note : do not push the engine too hard, due to oil change overdue!
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
was it because most of the people you go hiking with are youngsters?
errr....got si gina and also got older folks lah. -
Originally posted by av98m:
warranty void if seal is broken
