Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 116th Edition
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
eh the chicken king detected things on the aircraft that people don't pick up
once he found something which could have lead to something fatal.
all this while wearing his boxers and smoking.
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They have created a miniature T-1000?
Click here and scroll down for the video
Some foolish Japanese scientists have developed a chemical compound capable of moving on it's own. They're convinced it's the stuff future robots will be made of. I'm convinced I just let one loose in my pants.
A group of Japanese roboticists, led by Shingo Maeda at the Shuji Hashimoto applied physics laboratory at Waseda University, have created a chemical gel capable of independent motion, similar to that of a caterpillar.
Using a process that combines polymers, the material not only moves on its own, but also can change colors and can be used to perform calculations. According to the scientists involved in the project the morphable material could even one day be used as components of a future robot, thus making the notion of the incredibly scary Terminator T-1000 a real possibility.That's....terrible news. WTF, ROBOTICISTS? Roboticists shouldn't even be a real thing. If I close my eyes and say, "roboticists don't exist" three times they should all disappear, right? Okay, *covering eyes* "roboticists don't exist, roboticists don't exist, roboticists don't exist". There *uncovering eyes* HOLY SHIT -- BLOODY MARY, AAAAAAAAHHH!
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morning
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Gooooooooooood morning.......... Yay, it's Friday today!!
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sianz ar...
skin irritation is back... using strong steroid cream now
scary thing is e cream is absorbed very fast somemore -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
They have created a miniature T-1000?
Click here and scroll down for the video
Some foolish Japanese scientists have developed a chemical compound capable of moving on it's own. They're convinced it's the stuff future robots will be made of. I'm convinced I just let one loose in my pants.
That's....terrible news. WTF, ROBOTICISTS? Roboticists shouldn't even be a real thing. If I close my eyes and say, "roboticists don't exist" three times they should all disappear, right? Okay, *covering eyes* "roboticists don't exist, roboticists don't exist, roboticists don't exist". There *uncovering eyes* HOLY SHIT -- BLOODY MARY, AAAAAAAAHHH!
I told you already. the terminators will be made in japan!!
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
eh the chicken king detected things on the aircraft that people don't pick up
once he found something which could have lead to something fatal.
all this while wearing his boxers and smoking.
that's why he is immune to lightning! -
Is the internet... skynet?????
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Originally posted by av98m:
that's why he is immune to lightning!i tink ur chicken king should be rewarded with a pair of boxers
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ok.. I dunno wat's going on now. MOE says it wants to investigate AWARE's claim... somemore there's some peition going online...
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Originally posted by sbst275:
sianz ar...
skin irritation is back... using strong steroid cream now
scary thing is e cream is absorbed very fast
somemoreoh no.... poor thing.
Did the doctor give you the steroid cream? Have you been feeling stress lately?
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
Is the internet... skynet?????
it is, I tell you. skynet is lurking in the background while research continues to take place in japan. or maybe...there could already be machines living amongst us. -
Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i tink ur chicken king should be rewarded with a pair of boxers
rainbow boxers? -
Originally posted by honeymouse:
oh no.... poor thing.
Did the doctor give you the steroid cream? Have you been feeling stress lately?
he prescribed e diprop 0.064% one. it's e heat tat caused it tis time round -
Originally posted by sbst275:
ok.. I dunno wat's going on now. MOE says it wants to investigate AWARE's claim... somemore there's some peition going online...
the new aware exco made the fatal mistake of believing that ho ching is a woman.they shall now pay for it!!!
the new director general of education is his sister somemore.
they're doomed.
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Originally posted by av98m:
it is, I tell you. skynet is lurking in the background while research continues to take place in japan. or maybe...there could already be machines living amongst us./me looks at fudgester
is there a reason why he keeps doing the robot?
and they even have robot milk for them!
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Originally posted by av98m:
rainbow boxers?i think he wore striped ones.
rainbow is gay, he's not gay, he's 鸡王!
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
/me looks at fudgester
is there a reason why he keeps doing the robot?
and they even have robot milk for them!
fudgey must be one of the factory rejects.
or maybe...just maybe...his job is to fry all our military hardware so that we can't defend ourselves!
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Originally posted by av98m:
the new aware exco made the fatal mistake of believing that ho ching is a woman.they shall now pay for it!!!
the new director general of education is his sister somemore.
they're doomed.
I think tat online peition smells fishy... it could be done cocurrently -
ok, what's there to makan for breakfast?
big breakfast again?
i dun think the foodcourt is open at this time.
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Originally posted by av98m:
fudgey must be one of the factory rejects.
or maybe...just maybe...his job is to fry all our military hardware so that we can't defend ourselves!
i don't think i want to wait for salvation
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Originally posted by sbst275:
I think tat online peition smells fishy... it could be done cocurrently
actually, sex education should be the job of the parents, not MOE. unfortunately, there are a lot of fucking useless parents out there, hence the need to sex education, moral and civics education etc in our schools. -
Originally posted by sbst275:
he prescribed e diprop 0.064% one. it's e heat tat caused it tis time roundOh that one..... I have been using it too. Not that bad. Don't apply too much on your skin. If you have dry skin, try applying lotion to your whole body after shower.
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didn't know STOMP has tis article on ppl stomping in abt food near expiry
piangz, if not sometimes why ppl lei away such products cheaply some 2 mths bef expiry?