Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 118th Edition
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when u wash your body, wash your hands too~
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Originally posted by av98m:
ok, back from the doc. I have a viral infection, not h1n1.
which part kana infection?
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
dun smear my reputation leh ..
I am actually very nice de ..
< see the face of the demon !!! lying without blinking !!! -
Originally posted by av98m:
I am home! i'm not crazy enough to go back to the office after that.Besides, now that the h1n1 news is out, management has become very scared of sick people
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Originally posted by Ferret:
huh.
its in my nature i tell u.
last night i was bored... went thru my previous posts and u guess what i saw ?
Mrs Jenny Boyce !!!
brings back memories doesnt it ?
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Originally posted by Ferret:
huh.
its in my nature i tell u.
last night i was bored... went thru my previous posts and u guess what i saw ?
Mrs Jenny Boyce !!!
brings back memories doesnt it ?
*make way for critter to top the deathlist*
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Originally posted by Ferret:
tml 630pm astons @ east coast
119 East Coast Road
(Opposite Katong Mall)
Tel: 6247 7857
1130-2300hrs(Close on 1st Monday of each month)
that one is nice.......................i like..
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Originally posted by av98m:
av's inner demon also coming out.
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Originally posted by tare:
*make way for critter to top the deathlist*
ehehehehehehee
nah. i am just a part timer nia.
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Must.... stay.... awake....
*me tries to continue typing out a boring report*
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
that one is nice.......................i like..wanna come tml ? 630 pm ?
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Originally posted by Ferret:
last night cassie oledy add oil salt and tomato sauce lah.
thats why i tell u ... the quiz is twisted lah... must be the quiz maker's fault. anyhow pom one answer one....
oh uh. its a self made quiz izzit ?
you mean, after u did 1 quiz, u din know its a self made quiz?
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
you mean, after u did 1 quiz, u din know its a self made quiz?
ka ka ka
of course i know.
trying to see if can get ur demon to show thats all
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Taken from one of the joke threads, this is actually funny.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
mechanismof delivering vegetables to your system.. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger..
You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!!
It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! -
Originally posted by Ferret:
wanna come tml ? 630 pm ?
6.30pm ..me in the air :) -
Originally posted by Keii:
Taken from one of the joke threads, this is actually funny.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
mechanismof delivering vegetables to your system.. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger..
You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!!
It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!Of course, it's a joke, so in no way, whatsoever, should it be practiced.
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Originally posted by Keii:
Taken from one of the joke threads, this is actually funny.
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise.
Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer;
that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster.
Want to live longer? Take a nap.
Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn.
And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient
mechanismof delivering vegetables to your system.. Need grain? Eat chicken.
Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable).
And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!
Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one.
If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain...Good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! ..... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil.
In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?
Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger..
You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!!
It's the best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.
Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!was reading that also. aahhaahhahaaa
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Originally posted by Keii:
Of course, it's a joke, so in no way, whatsoever, should it be practiced.
nice ones. Round is a shape!!
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Originally posted by Keii:
Of course, it's a joke, so in no way, whatsoever, should it be practiced.
*phew* pls dun scare me okie? -
Originally posted by tare:
*phew* pls dun scare me okie?the disclaimer is just for u... v sweet leh !
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Originally posted by tare:
*phew* pls dun scare me okie?Round IS a shape!!
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Originally posted by tare:
*phew* pls dun scare me okie?why scare you? those things quite true mah. but actually most of the good stuff is not deep fried.
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Originally posted by Ferret:
tml 630pm astons @ east coast
119 East Coast Road
(Opposite Katong Mall)
Tel: 6247 7857
1130-2300hrs(Close on 1st Monday of each month)who can make it for dinner at 6.30pm??
Can't make it la .. but then, let me know if you all going elsewhere for drinks ..
Who else going?
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
who can make it for dinner at 6.30pm??
Can't make it la .. but then, let me know if you all going elsewhere for drinks ..
Who else going?
I wanted to, but it's East Coast. And 6.30 for that matter.
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
who can make it for dinner at 6.30pm??
Can't make it la .. but then, let me know if you all going elsewhere for drinks ..
Who else going?
7pm also can lah. just me and zora.
bear not lightbulbing us tml.
hur hur hur