Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 118th Edition

• Ferret

  2 Jun 09, 17:22

  Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was.The picture was of my dog and me. FML

   

  Today, I was working as a lifeguard. A woman began to have a seizure. Nervous, I went into shock and walked into a tree, knocking myself out. Post seizure, the woman stood up and walked away. Later, I woke up in the hospital. The ambulance had arrived to take her, but ended up taking me instead. FML

   

  Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

   

  Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML

   

  Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time too!". FML.

   

  Today, My boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example he responded "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of WarCraft." FML

   

  Today, I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time in a few months. Once she finished, she handed me the mirror and asked, "How does it feel to look human again?" FML

• av98m

  2 Jun 09, 17:58

  Originally posted by tare:

  
  u're dating?!

  pls define much older hor, esp when u not tat young hahahahahahaa

  
  

   

  I always knew fatum will end up with an older woman, given his track record and admiration for old powerful women, like the mandate and that rice woman

• av98m

  2 Jun 09, 17:59

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  

  just a little pissed.

  i hate talking to ppl when their eyes focus on ur chest. 

  
  I admit I've done that to people before. I just couldn't help it

• hisoka

  2 Jun 09, 18:00

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  

   

  I always knew fatum will end up with an older woman, given his track record and admiration for old powerful women, like the mandate and that rice woman

  tot he was involved indiscriminately before that?

• av98m

  2 Jun 09, 18:04

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  tot he was involved indiscriminately before that?

  
  huh? what do you mean?

• hisoka

  2 Jun 09, 18:07

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  huh? what do you mean?

  he mentioned random bonking and what not before his last relationship. If I no recall wrong

• av98m

  2 Jun 09, 18:07

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  he mentioned random bonking and what not before his last relationship. If I no recall wrong

  
  oh I see.

• the Bear

  2 Jun 09, 18:15

  i still can't believe fatum admired the trainwreck that is the ManDate 

• laurence82

  2 Jun 09, 18:16

  which one

  lizzy rice or ho ching??

• kopiosatu

  2 Jun 09, 18:16

  woohoo~ purchased PS filter software~ life will be easier now~!!

• Fatum

  2 Jun 09, 18:16

  !!!!! .....

  oi ! .... since when ?!?!?!!? .....

• the Bear

  2 Jun 09, 18:17

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  which one

  lizzy rice or ho ching??

  
  hmm.. now i remember....

  fatum had the hots for condi rice...

  ah lau had the hots for the PM's husband...

• Fatum

  2 Jun 09, 18:19

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  
  hmm.. now i remember....

  fatum had the hots for condi rice...

  ah lau had the hots for the PM's husband...

  now that's more like it ......

   

• the Bear

  2 Jun 09, 18:22

  Originally posted by Fatum:

  now that's more like it ......

   

  
  the question remains:

  for the love of everything that is good and sane... WHY???

  

• hisoka

  2 Jun 09, 18:23

  peoples' poison = one's meat

• laurence82

  2 Jun 09, 18:24

  this is my latest hots

  

• Ferret

  2 Jun 09, 18:24

  Originally posted by av98m:

  
  I admit I've done that to people before. I just couldn't help it

  ........ 

  i noticed u said "people" 

   

  not just women huh. 

• cassie

  2 Jun 09, 18:25

  Originally posted by hisoka:

  peoples' poison = one's meat

  
  you meant an "entire nation's" poison?

• hisoka

  2 Jun 09, 18:29

  Originally posted by cassie:

  
  you meant an "entire nation's" poison?

  I meant peoples'.

   

  as in "multiple types of people" 's poison.

• the Bear

  2 Jun 09, 18:29

  

  

• cassie

  2 Jun 09, 19:01

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  

  

  side track...i thought she's lesbian?

• laurence82

  2 Jun 09, 19:08

  

• kopiosatu

  2 Jun 09, 19:10

  nabei, perspiring so much right after i inhale a bowl of meat ball soup.

• cassie

  2 Jun 09, 19:24

  Originally posted by kopiosatu:

  nabei, perspiring so much right after i inhale a bowl of meat ball soup.

  
  that's only the starters right?

• av98m

  2 Jun 09, 19:35

  Originally posted by Ferret:

  ........ 

  i noticed u said "people" 

   

  not just women huh. 

  
  women! women only!