Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 122nd Edition
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Originally posted by av98m:
looks like those 2 trainwrecks are not the only people you have to try and keep from dying in the office.
actually, i think everything would be much smoother if the both of them retired...their dying in the office.. (it's evil of me to say) would be about the same too.. things become much smoother.. but i'll probably end up writing a fricken report about the incident.. and knowing me, i'll write it without making it politically correct which will condemn me forever if i'm not already condemned enough
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Originally posted by the Bear:
here's the stupidity of my boss...
she's going to go see a doctor.. because she's feeling dizzy and has chest pains...
she was supposed to be on her day off today.. and she's in the office... even when she's been unwell with things like dizziness and chest pains..
wtf is wrong with her??
you could be in for a round of good luck...maybe she'll "expire" soon? -
Originally posted by the Bear:
actually, i think everything would be much smoother if the both of them retired...their dying in the office.. (it's evil of me to say) would be about the same too.. things become much smoother.. but i'll probably end up writing a fricken report about the incident.. and knowing me, i'll write it without making it politically correct which will condemn me forever if i'm not already condemned enough
I'm still wondering just why your HR didn't just force them to retire, esp the parkinson's guy. -
Originally posted by the Bear:
actually, i think everything would be much smoother if the both of them retired...their dying in the office.. (it's evil of me to say) would be about the same too.. things become much smoother.. but i'll probably end up writing a fricken report about the incident.. and knowing me, i'll write it without making it politically correct which will condemn me forever if i'm not already condemned enough
I'm still wondering just why your HR didn't just force them to retire, esp the parkinson's guy. -
that new condo devlopment....is 1.4million......
need to go buy toto....
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
hor say liao... i go holland v eat eat eat :)
but Holland V tat side only ready late next year -
Originally posted by av98m:
I'm still wondering just why your HR didn't just force them to retire, esp the parkinson's guy.
bad karma..... -
Originally posted by viciouskitty74:
bad karma.....
the fella is already 61! retire him with his pension. what bad karma? -
bad karma would be this guy getting a seizure from his pinched nerve which disables his bloody legs while he's driving and killing a bunch of people with his goddamned car..
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.At 09 P.M . He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.'
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Originally posted by the Bear:
bad karma would be this guy getting a seizure from his pinched nerve which disables his bloody legs while he's driving and killing a bunch of people with his goddamned car..
hopefully he just drives into a tree or something if that happens
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Originally posted by tare:
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.At 09 P.M . He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.'
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Originally posted by tare:
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed: 'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.At 09 P.M . He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'
The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.'
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damn...these visa application is giving me a headache
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1/2 day more to go~~~~
$$$$$$!
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morning
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hungryyyyyyyyyyyy.....!
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Originally posted by Ferret:
morning
vanakam -
Originally posted by Ferret:
morning
morning. in a good mood today? -
Originally posted by udontknowme:
hungryyyyyyyyyyyy.....!
have a snack? that's what i'm doing now. -
somewhat hungrie riaos
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Originally posted by Ferret:
somewhat hungrie riaos
come. we go eat together ok. see you later! bye -
ok i meet u at our usual place... gimme a few more mins to reach mmmkays..
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bored with work. maybe i should pull out some of nikar's posts to humour myself.
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and now some stupid berk in that religious assault thread is going on about how it is back in India .....
a confessed brahmin, of course ......
pinky's right ...