Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 124th Edition
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Originally posted by elindra:
Whose facebook is this again?
father of one
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
耳水�平衡 ?
Bingo!
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Originally posted by elindra:
I think yesterday she posted in Aunt Agony or something
But, still...... sgGirls?!?!
Just a few days ago, I half-convinced some kid that I personally know the contact details of some girl he saw at a gaming arcade.
Seriously.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
father of one
@@And is he around yr age?
Did he write that way on purpose @@
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Originally posted by fudgester:
But, still...... sgGirls?!?!
Just a few days ago, I half-convinced some kid that I personally know the contact details of some girl he saw at a gaming arcade.
Seriously.
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Originally posted by elindra:
@@And is he around yr age?
Did he write that way on purpose @@
older by 2 yrs i think
father of one does taichi one leh.
go china for taichi competition somemore
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i think the only thing that can contact chicken king is the SAF100
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got woken up.. because i'm like some information service to the neighbourhood..
someone's relatives are coming to singapore, needs a hotel, and i have to be woken up from my nap to help search for hotel on the internet...
then i'm asked if the idiots in PRC can access the website..
i said it depends on the communists...
my head hurts...
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
older by 2 yrs i think
father of one does taichi one leh.
go china for taichi competition somemore
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
older by 2 yrs i think
father of one does taichi one leh.
go china for taichi competition somemore
How old are you again @@I don't think he is over 35
WTH he sounds like he is in the 60s or something
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Originally posted by av98m:
is that what he tells his wife?
the competition is real
we make fun of him all the time.
there used to be a youtube video of him chopping a watermelon in half with his bare hands
and he even had a rod or spear jammed up his throat while he is resisting something
like those typical streetside kungfu performances.
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Originally posted by elindra:
How old are you again @@I don't think he is over 35
WTH he sounds like he is in the 60s or something
i'm 29 this year.
his brain is very 60s
he plays PSP, we tell him to turn up the volume so we can hear the game, he says is it "full house"
we ask what weapon his character is holding in the game, he says its a "piston"
he spits out direct translations from chinese idioms, "when the gentleman speaks, 4 horse hard to chase"
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he calls the USA "united estate"
amsterdam is "hamsterdam"
i can't remember what other funny shit he says
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
i'm 29 this year.
his brain is very 60s
he plays PSP, we tell him to turn up the volume so we can hear the game, he says is it "full house"
we ask what weapon his character is holding in the game, he says its a "piston"
he spits out direct translations from chinese idioms, "when the gentleman speaks, 4 horse hard to chase"
You make him sound like he just stepped out of china or something. LOL. Is his wife Singaporean?
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
he calls the USA "united estate"
amsterdam is "hamsterdam"
i can't remember what other funny shit he says
Does he have a speech problem?Btw how come you know so many 'interesting' folks like these?
Chicken King and Father of 1
LOL
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Originally posted by fudgester:
I really can't believe some people.
A girl has just posted her services as a 'personal errand runner'. On sggirls.
No prizes for guessing how the despo perverts will interpret that.
this is not new.in some countries, some are really full-time personal errand runners.. the clients trust them like buying groceries, baby sitting, fetching-child from school, cooking dinner..etc... and they are paid by daily basis..
really..no kidding..it's has been happening in japan, taiwan etc..
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Originally posted by elindra:
You make him sound like he just stepped out of china or something. LOL. Is his wife Singaporean?
if u knew him, u would think he is very china.
his wife is a black faced woman who doesn't like us.
i always make fun of him when he buys things for his wife because she gives him a hard time but he still treats her so nice
they went to genting for a holiday and he bought her a Coach bag, i kept saying that he is buying that to put over his wife's head so he no need to see her face.
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Originally posted by the Bear:
got woken up.. because i'm like some information service to the neighbourhood..
someone's relatives are coming to singapore, needs a hotel, and i have to be woken up from my nap to help search for hotel on the internet...
then i'm asked if the idiots in PRC can access the website..
i said it depends on the communists...
my head hurts...
that one i understand... i cannot even access to yahoo.com when i was sichuan mountain..
only managed to log in "with luck" sometimes at Chengdu !!
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
if u knew him, u would think he is very china.
his wife is a black faced woman who doesn't like us.
i always make fun of him when he buys things for his wife because she gives him a hard time but he still treats her so nice
they went to genting for a holiday and he bought her a Coach bag, i kept saying that he is buying that to put over his wife's head so he no need to see her face.
LOL
Seriously I didn't think guys like him still exist in Singapore. LOL
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Originally posted by elindra:
Does he have a speech problem?Btw how come you know so many 'interesting' folks like these?
Chicken King and Father of 1
LOL
his english is just horrible lah.
whatever he says in english is a direct translation from mandarin.
i used to have a list of words that he uses which was in my previous phone.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
if u knew him, u would think he is very china.
his wife is a black faced woman who doesn't like us.
i always make fun of him when he buys things for his wife because she gives him a hard time but he still treats her so nice
they went to genting for a holiday and he bought her a Coach bag, i kept saying that he is buying that to put over his wife's head so he no need to see her face.
better than my ex-colleague boosting her husband buy her coach bag and she feel rich..one month later, ask us want to take over the bag as she has to pay off the credit card bill..
how lose face is that...hahahahaa..
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Originally posted by elindra:
LOL
Seriously I didn't think guys like him still exist in Singapore. LOL
but he has a hard life lah
his father is senile (disappeared from the house with the washing machine for 2-3 days)
his elder sister has down syndrome
his wife doesn't give a f*ck about his father and sis
his mother in law demands a stupid amount of money for taking care of his daughter.
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Originally posted by kopiosatu:
if u knew him, u would think he is very china.
his wife is a black faced woman who doesn't like us.
i always make fun of him when he buys things for his wife because she gives him a hard time but he still treats her so nice
they went to genting for a holiday and he bought her a Coach bag, i kept saying that he is buying that to put over his wife's head so he no need to see her face.
how do they communicate? mandarin or hokkien? can't be in english, right? -
then when he found his father, he had to get one of our ex-colleague's pickup to help get the washing machine back to his place.
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Originally posted by LOTUSfairy:
this is not new.in some countries, some are really full-time personal errand runners.. the clients trust them like buying groceries, baby sitting, fetching-child from school, cooking dinner..etc... and they are paid by daily basis..
really..no kidding..it's has been happening in japan, taiwan etc..
I know all about personal errand runners..... I've read about it in the papers before.
I just question her choice of advertising.