Club 30's "Kill the Boredom Demon" Jive Pad 125th Edition
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Originally posted by fudgester:
Revenge of the nasi lemak....
I got a tummyache in the bus.... I was forced to drop off at Suntec instead of City Hall to make a dash for the loo....
I'll say it before, and I'll say it again: WHY ARE THERE STOOPID IDIOTS WHO CANNOT JUST LIFT UP THE TOILET SEAT IF THEY WANT TO PEE WHILE STANDING?!?!
I had to skip several cubicles before I could finally do my stuff!
Hmm... actually, your sentence got me thinking... is there any other way a man can pee?
I'm a nurse and I know three ways.
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How many ways are there.....?
Sitting, standing, cathetherization (ouch!)......?
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
i won't waste my breath on them ..
Most of the time, I hang up without bothering to answer. Once, I was so pissed I muttured, "Oh God!" before slamming the receiver down.
That was bad cause I had to then apologise to God... 
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Originally posted by fudgester:
How many ways are there.....?
Sitting, standing, cathetherization (ouch!)......?
Yup! You're pretty good at brainstorming, fudgie! I'd say lying down in bed with a urinal too.
One of my confused patients recently YANKED out his urinary catheter, complete with the inflated balloon at the tip of the catheter!!
That balloon's inflated with 10-15 mls of sterile water for injection so, that must have been ... OUCH!!! He had frank blood in his urine for the next few days after that. I think the sensation must have been akin to giving birth.
But seriously, he must have been darn confused to experience the pain and keep on yanking it out anyways! -
the prc ones, I turn it into an obscene phone call if I'm at home. or I turn up my porn real loud and place my phone next to the speaker
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Originally posted by av98m:
the prc ones, I turn it into an obscene phone call if I'm at home. or I turn up my porn real loud and place my phone next to the speaker
:O
I had a telemarketing job a long time ago.. *don't lynch me!!! I did it for only like 2 months!!*
It was pretty fun calling people up with various different accents.
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Originally posted by av98m:
the prc ones, I turn it into an obscene phone call if I'm at home. or I turn up my porn real loud and place my phone next to the speaker
... (speechless!)I think it's easier and more effortless to just breathe loudly into the phone.
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Originally posted by Rhonda: ... (speechless!)
I think it's easier and more effortless to just breathe loudly into the phone.
but that gets boring after a while :P -
Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:
:O
I had a telemarketing job a long time ago.. *don't lynch me!!! I did it for only like 2 months!!*
It was pretty fun calling people up with various different accents.
Ah well, people have to earn a salary somehow and we all have to start somewhere.
I've stopped answering calls to my home phone. Most of them are telemarketer calls anyways. My friends know to call and start to leave a msg and if I'm around, I'll pick up once I hear their voices.
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Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:
:O
I had a telemarketing job a long time ago.. *don't lynch me!!! I did it for only like 2 months!!*
It was pretty fun calling people up with various different accents.
oh, you put on a different accent each time you made a call? o.O
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Originally posted by av98m:
but that gets boring after a while :PTest out different crescendos...
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the other guy in the office is making a lot of idiotic mistakes..
and i mean A LOT of idiotic mistakes...
this is resulting in a huge backlog of stuff which affects me too coz i can't move when that log-jam is still there...
the boss can't tahan anymore and i end up having to take over 2 of his projects now..
and Mr Parkinson's hugeass project which got foisted on him by the HQ is hanging over us... because i am sure he will be unable to do any of it...
yesterday at the dialogue with the No.1, he said that he could not spare anymore manpower for our division...
and i've got this massive fustercluck of an annual report to produce..
all the while other minor bits and pieces of work keep nipping away at us..
when i joined this division 3 1/2 years ago, it was an easygoing place.. now it's like a fricken pressure-cooker... how the hell did it happen?
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Originally posted by the Bear:
the other guy in the office is making a lot of idiotic mistakes..
and i mean A LOT of idiotic mistakes...
this is resulting in a huge backlog of stuff which affects me too coz i can't move when that log-jam is still there...
the boss can't tahan anymore and i end up having to take over 2 of his projects now..
and Mr Parkinson's hugeass project which got foisted on him by the HQ is hanging over us... because i am sure he will be unable to do any of it...
yesterday at the dialogue with the No.1, he said that he could not spare anymore manpower for our division...
and i've got this massive fustercluck of an annual report to produce..
all the while other minor bits and pieces of work keep nipping away at us..
when i joined this division 3 1/2 years ago, it was an easygoing place.. now it's like a fricken pressure-cooker... how the hell did it happen?
time to change job
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Originally posted by ä¸�如就æ»:
time to change job
soon.. actually...i'm due for a transfer
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Originally posted by av98m:
oh, you put on a different accent each time you made a call? o.O
Not EVERY Time but like.. today will be "which country' day.
My japanese accent was not too bad. A couple of guys attempted to ask me out on dates.
HAHAHAH
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Ah well, people have to earn a salary somehow and we all have to start somewhere.
I've stopped answering calls to my home phone. Most of them are telemarketer calls anyways. My friends know to call and start to leave a msg and if I'm around, I'll pick up once I hear their voices.
Actually hahahah I am pretty cruel to telemarketeers too. What to do.
The 'killing' will stop when the demand goes away. So hopefully the sharks don't take it personally when you stop eating sharkfin to stop the poachers from killing them irresponsibly.
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i'm glad shro-cat has come back from The Dark Side...
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Originally posted by the Bear:
i'm glad shro-cat has come back from The Dark Side...
hehheeh now the only people I call to bug are parents :P
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Darnit... it had better be cold tonight because it's cold now and I'm going to bring a thick-padded winter coat out. Lately I've been played out by the weather and I've ended up wearing thick coats when the weather suddenly turned much warmer by the time I head home so I look like some cuckoo bird who's over-padded.
Worse, there were times when it's warm and I wore thinner coats and ended up freezing and suffering hip cramps because the metal seats at the train station were too cold to sit on but I did and kena butt-freeze. -
ahahaha...
my usual clothes as a student there served me well..
jeans, tee with a flannel shirt, blundstone boots...
cold never affected me much when i was in that getup
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Originally posted by the Bear:
ahahaha...
my usual clothes as a student there served me well..
jeans, tee with a flannel shirt, blundstone boots...
cold never affected me much when i was in that getup
Ah cek, we're talking about WINTER conditions today...
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OK, gotta go catch my tram to catch my train.
There's nice sushi for takeaway somewhere in-between along Toorak Road to look forward to. They even give free preserved ginger and wasabi and soy sauce! Bye, peeps! Thanks for the chat and have a good day!
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Originally posted by Rhonda:
Darnit... it had better be cold tonight because it's cold now and I'm going to bring a thick-padded winter coat out. Lately I've been played out by the weather and I've ended up wearing thick coats when the weather suddenly turned much warmer by the time I head home so I look like some cuckoo bird who's over-padded.
Worse, there were times when it's warm
and I wore thinner coats and ended up freezing and suffering hip
cramps because the metal seats at the train station were too cold
to sit on but I did and kena butt-freeze. Err heaps of layering?
I love my Marmot base layer :D
With just that, a good fleece, and windproof jacket wa wa.. I can survive near zeroes.
Err but no fashion watsoever la.. :(
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uhh.. yah..
can also.. i guess i was one of the maniacs there who went out for a night out in the city, in the middle of winter, in jeans, boots, tee and a denim shirt... walking around like that while others were shivering..
okay okay.. i'm a nutcase
when i went to sydney last year, everyone including the natives were in woolly jumpers and i was just in my jeans and tee.. i think it was about 12 degrees there.. zora was freezing even after i wrapped her up in my woolly jumper
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i miss wearing my fleece, winter coat and boots!